(I think it's not a good ad)
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 13:30 (three weeks ago) link
wow terrible ad
― calstars, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 13:32 (three weeks ago) link
At least it's inspired by hydraulic press crushing videos instead of sexy feet crushing videos.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:04 (three weeks ago) link
really upsetting ad
― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:05 (three weeks ago) link
hahaha wow wtf were they thinking
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:12 (three weeks ago) link
honestly made me hate apple in a visceral way that not even years of dumb icloud bugs could manage
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:13 (three weeks ago) link
even the stablecoin techno optimist blue checks replying to that think it's bad
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:14 (three weeks ago) link
otm
The very existence of this ad—all the hoops it had to go through in its creation before getting to the point where it was personally promoted by this CEO, all the people who thought 'yes, this is good'—says more than thousands of words could about how tech sees the world. https://t.co/tMrfrzsJ0n— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) May 8, 2024
there's even a little animated character that looks up in horror and then is presumably crushed??
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:20 (three weeks ago) link
Hasn't Apple's attitude toward creative people been "We will crush you and you will thank us" for like two decades at this point? It certainly feels that way, and it's not like I'm gonna stop using their products.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:45 (three weeks ago) link
i always thought i'd find it impossibble to pivot away from using their products but my wife has successfully managed to do it relatively painlessly and i think i will try to follow her lead. awful, awful company.
― stirmonster, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:51 (three weeks ago) link
no it's been "here's to the dreamers" and everybody's cool and boppin around and expressing their own unique bohemian identities via apple products. apple famously said their mission isn't to make great computers it's to change the world. i mean whatever their mission is obviously to make a shitload of money but this ad is just a leeeetle bit inconsistent
xpost
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:52 (three weeks ago) link
really wonder if apple will turn into a kodak in our lifetime
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:07 (three weeks ago) link
they'll reach the 90s lows again until someone unveils the Futurama-style cryogenically preserved and reanimated Steve Jobs floating head
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:13 (three weeks ago) link
I could give up my iPhone for one of the clean Android phones but that's really just trading uncontrollable diarrhea for uncontrollable vomiting. Windows is a vast and baffling world, whenever I set a new one up for something I have to disable even more (Microsoft, not even third party) bloatware and garbage than with new Macs.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:26 (three weeks ago) link
Maybe Linux nerds have been on to something this whole time.
feel like they could have done a better version of the crush ad by just crushing some apple desktops or macbooks. maybe crush tim cook too. but that'd be bad for the other apple products!
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:28 (three weeks ago) link
crush u2
― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:30 (three weeks ago) link
(The band)
Ha, I love it. But I'll watch hydraulic crush videos for hours already.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 16:29 (three weeks ago) link
they're very popular!
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 17:22 (three weeks ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPh64MGfcBM
― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 17:44 (three weeks ago) link
I saw someone point out they could make this a good advert by playing it in reverse.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 20:05 (three weeks ago) link
Finally a replacement for "Lemmings" as the worst Apple ad ever.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 20:12 (three weeks ago) link
Marques Brownlee reviews the new iPad, says...it's an iPad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T0MGehwWvE
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 22:12 (three weeks ago) link
Read max had a good piece on that guy as the last tech blogger this week.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 22:26 (three weeks ago) link
I’m old and only recently noticed him but it’s nice to see someone who’s on the reviews beat who isn’t epic bacon or a weirdo devotee. Just letting me know if things work and are worth my time
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 23:06 (three weeks ago) link
i liked that iPad review, seemed pretty honest and not overly dramaticand, thankfully he stuck the product placement at the very end
― Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2024 13:12 (three weeks ago) link
Finally a replacement for "Lemmings" as the worst Apple ad ever.― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, May 8, 2024 4:12 PM (yesterday)
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, May 8, 2024 4:12 PM (yesterday)
Apple agrees...
https://adage.com/article/digital-marketing-ad-tech-news/apple-apologizes-ipad-pro-crushed-ad-it-missed-mark/2559321
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/09/technology/apple-ipad-ad-crush-apology.html
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/apple-apologizes-ipad-pro-crush-ad-criticism-1235895327/
― Lee626, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:42 (three weeks ago) link
lol
― calstars, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:46 (three weeks ago) link
I hate apple
― calstars, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:47 (three weeks ago) link
In fairness, if an apple critic made that ad, I'd be thumbs up, so really can't fault apple for coming up with it first.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:56 (three weeks ago) link
rip https://adage.com/article/digital-marketing-ad-tech-news/apple-apologizes-ipad-pro-crushed-ad-it-missed-mark/2559321
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 May 2024 00:41 (three weeks ago) link
“In fairness” are you really putting the customer on equal footing with apple corporation
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 00:44 (three weeks ago) link
Fourteen years ago, many members of another community I was involved with saw the iPad as a huge innovation. For me, I felt that it was simply a consumption device to sell more content from the App Store.
I win.
― fajita seas, Friday, 10 May 2024 03:32 (three weeks ago) link
Conclusive
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 04:07 (three weeks ago) link
I hate Apple and I don't think I've ever bought any of their products, but I can see what they were trying to do with the ad and it's actually quite funny how literally it sums up what the smartphone is right now, culturally and technically. I'd say it's a bad ad because it provides no illusion, just an uncomfortable brutal truth. Making music, films, pictures, drawing... what isn't done on the iPhone ?
― Nabozo, Friday, 10 May 2024 13:12 (three weeks ago) link
I barely touch an actual laptop or desktop outside of work and do pretty much everything at home on my iPad. Tablet good imo
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 10 May 2024 16:32 (three weeks ago) link
Don't feel like scrolling up to see if the following two things have already been mentioned:1) the fact that there is no default installer so you have to use something like homebrew2) the fact that there are often old or acient versions of things there by default, especially bash, but even Pythoon
― Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 23 May 2024 01:37 (one week ago) link
Heh at misspelling
― Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 23 May 2024 21:22 (one week ago) link
It’s quite terrifying how even a small amount of tinkering can lead to a proliferation of multiple unpatched instances of pythooon across one’s Mac.
― Ed, Friday, 24 May 2024 02:04 (one week ago) link
― Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 May 2024 17:39 (one week ago) link
You speak from personal experience?
― Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 May 2024 17:40 (one week ago) link
I'm working on a project called Typhoon, I'm going to suggest any python bindings be called pythoon
― default damager (lukas), Friday, 24 May 2024 20:48 (one week ago) link
I have an iPhone 5C in a drawer that I thought I might do something with. Like, turn it into an iPod, or use it as a backup burner or something. But it's stuck on iOS 10, won't show up on my Mac when I plug it in, and won't let me login to iCloud because iCloud requires at least iOS like 15 or something. I just want to use it as a dumb device, I don't even want any iCloud or phone functionality. Really lame! By the way i LOVE how small it feels in my hand. Almost miraculous.
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2024 22:11 (one week ago) link
What color 5c do you have
― calstars, Sunday, 26 May 2024 22:55 (one week ago) link
blue
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2024 22:57 (one week ago) link
Oldest one I have is a 4s, heavy af
― calstars, Sunday, 26 May 2024 23:24 (one week ago) link
My 4S plays the role of DJ Flan, a music repository in my car glovebox whose shuffle play picks are sly and mercurial
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 27 May 2024 05:38 (six days ago) link
> By the way i LOVE how small (the iPhone 5c) feels in my hand. Almost miraculous.
My current phone is an iPhone 12 mini that I bought refurbished several months back, which I bought because it's only slightly larger and heavier, yet is reasonably up to date and runs the latest version of iOS. The follow-up 13 mini was the last of the Apple small phones (same size but a bit heavier than a 12 mini). My ageing eyes don't care for the smallish screen though, and I'm having way more difficulty typing on the small keypad than on the larger phone it replaced - odd since I don't recall having that problem with the first-gen SE I had a few years back, which is the same size as a 5c or 5s. I'll probably go back to a larger phone when the 16 ships presumably this autumn.
― Lee626, Monday, 27 May 2024 07:10 (six days ago) link