“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

it seems a bit generous to compare a worthless piece of scum with a very characterful and tasty bottom feeding species.

evolution hasn't independently produced keir starmer five different times.

fucking hell

What a headline pic.twitter.com/0H2nQ9gHSN

— Taj Ali (@Taj_Ali1) May 12, 2024

the only rational explanation could be that Wes is an even bigger piece of shit than Suella Braverman

obviously the tories have spotted an opportunity and will love outflanking labour from the left over the next parliament ("unpatriotic labour doesn't want to feed our kids")

The economically illiterate lies that you can't print money and that when public/health services were more adequately funded, we were living beyond our means - despite national debt rising faster than ever during 14 years of austerity. That's a really inspiring basis for a Labour manifesto in 2024. Theresa May might as well cross the aisle next, she's probably a moderate next to some of these cunts. I mean she did block Starmer from deporting a vulnerable autistic straight into a US federal prison, for probably decades.

it seems notable that Braverman frames her proposal to scrap the two child cap as carrying on the legacy as Frank Field, with these children being reassigned from the 'deserving poor' side of the ledger:

Abolishing the two-child limit would cost the Government £2.5bn in 2024/25. This money could be found by getting more out of work claimants off welfare and back into work, and perhaps introducing some form of means testing for pensioners.

means testing for pensioners is surely too bold a move for either the Tories or Labour to consider in the run up to a general election?

Desperate stuff from Sunak.

Here’s the passage of Rishi Sunak’s speech, under the heading ‘The dangers’, that starts with Russia, Iran, North Korea and China… and ends with Scottish nationalism, via Houthis, hackers, mass migration, anti-Semitism, and gender activism pic.twitter.com/Z8TuPcxI32

— Paris Gourtsoyannis (@PGourtsoyannis) May 13, 2024

"vocal and aggressive fringe groups" such as the Conservative & Union Party

Nice of him to come to the SNP's aid when their poll numbers are dropping - or is this a 5D chess move to stymie Labour in Scotland by reinvigorating the independence movement?

I thought he was doing a remix of We Didn't Start the Fire tbh

"China has conducted cyber targeting of our democratically elected MPs"

they tried to hack Iain Duncan Smith's email, lol, like anyone actually gives a flying fuck!

New GIF just dropped....

I know who I trust to keep us secure!#Sunak #Starmer #Defence pic.twitter.com/JcBPIfsI0U

— Mike Tapp (@MikeTappTweets) May 14, 2024

during WW1 they set up "Bantams" battalions for conscripts who were shorter than 5ft 3in. Both of these diminutive military cosplay clowns look fucking stupid!

A right pair of regimental mascots.

Starmer: more deadly than a predator drone when pished up and behind the wheel of a military SUV

hello kieth this is your electoral advisor speaking. i am advising you today to keep absorbing the tories' biggest pieces of shit into your joke of a labour party

Just seen Mark Francois deep in conversation with Labour whips.

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) May 15, 2024

Surely he’s that bit too rapey?

look, acknowledging the rumoured sex crimes of the mps we propose to poach from the opposition is the old politics

he's making the broad tent in his trousers

BREAKING: People have been told to boil their drinking water after 22 cases of a waterborne disease were confirmed in South West England.https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/6QN057HmFx

— Sky News (@SkyNews) May 15, 2024

jfc. even if there was a cholera epidemic there would still be most politicians calling for stricter regulation rather than the re-nationalisation of water

broke: renationalising water companies
woke: spending public money to scoop the shit out of the rivers
bespoke: hiking water bills so consumers can pay to scoop through shit out of the rivers and bosses can claim bumper bonuses

broke: the UK's first world country status
woke: boiling the piss of shareholders
bespoke: drinking piss

check out mr gold top hat over here, drinking a cool refreshing glass of pure piss while the rest of england has to choke down sludgy pints of undifferentiated human waste

https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/scottish-word-of-the-week-boke-1518571

Look at this fellas.

I will be applying for selection as Labour's candidate in Islington North. The scale of poverty in the borough, together with the acute crisis for private renters and the threats to local health services, mean Islington needs to be setting Labour's agenda in power.

I worked…

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) May 15, 2024

Drinking shit while voting for Paul Mason MP

This must happen.

@stoya come to islington north - the shit-drinking is happening

it would be a clear signal they have given up on the job. He's been rimming Starmer since 2019 and it seems crystal clear nobody takes him seriously nor likes him, especially after his (what i think it is) 4 failures to get into elected positions on the bounce for him so far.

yeah i said on the other thread i don't see how he gets the nomination, even if the seat is unwinnable for Labour they'll want some low key shlub to lose it quietly, not this thermonuclear car crash

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E06/1238937.jpg?b64lines=VEhJUyBNQU4gRE9FUyAKTk9UIFJFUFJFU0VOVCBVUy4=

Sorry for the Sky link, but lol at these figures, particularly the graph showing "non-white voters nearly alright with Starmer until he shits the bed on Gaza"

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/sunak-and-starmer-facing-historic-unpopularity-with-ethnically-diverse-communities-polling-suggests-13136587

that sludgy pint of undifferentiated human waste cost you two grand btw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNplZgVXUAELTd7?format=jpg&name=medium

How the fuck do you manage to be less popular with ethnic minority voters than the guy who contributed to a million dead Iraqis?!

only starmer can deliver change on this historic scale

https://t.co/kfwAnzHkVU pic.twitter.com/0VnqPMCNDC

— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) May 16, 2024

Love the work of our Free Press

starmer’s key offer to the public: terminal cancer

the Boots CEO is coat-tailed cunt #6 in that 80's Bullingdon Club pic, very impressive.

how is a counter terrorism securities officer in a public offering, i should learn about the law. i think usa has a no conflict of interest/no govt contracts provision but no grift is illegal these days anywhere

by which i mean it is illegal not to be grifting. abg always. be. grifting.

What better newspaper to highlight this than the Guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/article/2024/may/18/arts-workers-uk-working-class-roots-cultural-sector-diversity

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/21/new-police-powers-for-protests-unlawful-high-court-rules

WOKE COURTS SLAM BRAVE SUELLA'S LOONY LEFT CLAMPDOWN

oh jesus, is he about to announce an election date?

Well I suppose we'd better get it over with

Thanks for ruining the summer, guys.

Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.

"We're seeing the behaviour you would expect on the day an election is called"

yes, all the most insufferable lobby journalist posting even more shite than usual