US Politics, May 2024: They Shoot Puppies, Don't They?

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two Indian individuals and two Black individuals, all extremely wealthy, sit on that board, fwiw

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 13 May 2024 22:30 (six months ago) link

I was in a meeting and someone who works in DEI asked if there could accommodations for students and staff of color when there are large numbers of cops on campus breaking up protests, and was a palpable feeling that the higher ups were thinking “Did you just time travel here from 2020?”

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Monday, 13 May 2024 22:32 (six months ago) link

Well, while this isn’t surprising, one of the facts that some people are being awakened to for the first time— students in particular— is that institutions of higher learning are unethical administration-heavy labyrinths that no longer exist for the purpose of education, but for the purpose of building administrative infrastructures so evil rich fuckers can whitewash the nefarious deeds that got them their money. Most administrators don’t give a fuck about the students— they care about donations and checks and keeping the money moving into their pockets.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 13 May 2024 22:38 (six months ago) link

BARTIROMO: How confident are you that we will have a fair election in November?

KARI LAKE: If it were today, I wouldn't be all that confident

(Translation: she's down in the polls) pic.twitter.com/zRPPMcal1f

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 12, 2024

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 May 2024 22:52 (six months ago) link

I know this isn't quite the right thread for this, but I couldn't think of anywhere better

for future reference: Thread for the right-wing war on American public education (book bannings, CRT hysteria, vouchers, teacher pogroms and other witch hunts)

jaymc, Monday, 13 May 2024 23:01 (six months ago) link

Oh hey I started that thread and forgot about it. Too many outrages to keep track of.

https://denvergazette.com/news/business/gasoline-prices-in-denver-metronorth-front-range-to-jump/article_af4e8852-117f-11ef-a157-7397ead2c5a4.html

Colorado will vote trump this yr ya hear? Weird it’s first i heard of this and effective 6/1

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:33 (six months ago) link

sorta jk and they dont know yet what the reformulation cost and avail is

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:34 (six months ago) link

i will boldly predict that gasoline prices will rise this summer

z_tbd, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:14 (six months ago) link

price of the gasoline go up
sometimes it blows my mind
keep getting stuck here all the time

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:15 (six months ago) link

i can't drive 55 (because some asshole is tailgating me)

z_tbd, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:18 (six months ago) link

but this time it’s the EPA! it proves… that epa hates humanity and our god given right to pave the planet

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:26 (six months ago) link

they actually make all the epa employees stand in perfect columns and rows and chant "we hate humanity" every morning; the computers don't let you log in unless you do it

z_tbd, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:37 (six months ago) link

Good thing I’m strong and gay

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:31 (six months ago) link

“Valentina is a woman of intellect and agility who possesses the highest educational qualifications amongst all candidates having earned an MBA in Finance and Strategy from Tulane University at 22; is responsible for the investment of millions of dollars for business development, and now battling a corrupt political machine with the mission to awaken and unify the people of Missouri against an emergent future filled with darkness and disparity if change is not enacted.”

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:44 (six months ago) link

I have questions.

Truth will set us free. President Trump, @TateTheTalisman & Andrew Tate have my full support. My jail bag is ready🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/nu7re68hsn

— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForSOS) May 7, 2024

jaymc, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:45 (six months ago) link

She'll probably win.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:54 (six months ago) link

Sorry, lady, you can’t be his VP candidate

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:59 (six months ago) link

Hey Candidates—what’s in your jail bag?

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 22:00 (six months ago) link

Before I saw the video I thought "jail bag" was going to be a euphemism for vagina. Gotta smuggle in vape carts for Boss Tate.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 22:00 (six months ago) link

I cannot believe that any woman would stan for Andrew Tate. Just…what??!!!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 22:53 (six months ago) link

Clearly speaking to the issues that the people of Missouri care about.

jaymc, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 23:02 (six months ago) link

missourians are the stupidest people in the fucking universe, she really does speak to us

z_tbd, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 23:17 (six months ago) link

The Dems will save us

Fetterman is a piece of shit. https://t.co/jxjxazVuDD

— History's Raven (@HistorysRaven) May 14, 2024

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 23:45 (six months ago) link

Democrat Infected With Right Wing Brain Worms - What To Do?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 23:56 (six months ago) link

really sorry I ever expressed sympathy or kind words for the dude

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 00:23 (six months ago) link

I wonder what Fetterman is going to do with that footage he shot? Post it on Telegram and claim he was attacked by an antisemite?

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 00:30 (six months ago) link

Sadly it’s more likely spank material

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 00:31 (six months ago) link

really sorry I ever expressed sympathy or kind words for the dude

― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 14, 2024 7:23 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

As are many of us. I voted for the guy for something or other at least once when I was a Pennsylvanian (not for his current job though, I was gone by then)

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 01:04 (six months ago) link

Maybe he was running for Senate when I voted for him? The failed attempt

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 01:06 (six months ago) link

Fetterman/Vance 2028 on the way

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 01:17 (six months ago) link

is his wife still missing in action?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 01:28 (six months ago) link

maybe he ate her

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 01:28 (six months ago) link

Divorced Dad Fetterman embracing the MRA life would be something.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 02:35 (six months ago) link

I hesitate to post more on NYT/Siena poll, but regionals are bizarre:

Trump up 8 in Dem bastion of Clark where Biden beat him by 9 in 2020. 17-pt swing!

In Washoe, where Biden won by 4, Trump is up 14! 18 pts!

There's somethin' happenin' here...

The only poll that counts... https://t.co/om6POrAZqw

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) May 13, 2024

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 10:17 (six months ago) link

Biden declines to participate in regularly scheduled Sept./Oct. debates. He wants:

-Two debates, in late June and early September
-Against Trump only (no third-party candidates)
-Hosted by any of the four news organizations (CBS, ABC, CNN, Telemundo) that held both Republican primary debates in 2016 and Democratic primary debates in 2020
-Without a live audience, and with microphones that turn off at the end of the candidate's alloted time

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/15/us/politics/biden-trump-debates.html

jaymc, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:18 (six months ago) link

pretty wild to see the Times (esp a Maggie article) go after Trump like this

In the first debate in 2020, Mr. Trump barely allowed Mr. Biden to get a word in. He was aggressive and constantly interrupting, while sweating and appearing unwell. Mr. Biden, exasperated, famously said to Mr. Trump, “Will you shut up, man? This is so unpresidential.” And in the days following that first debate, Mr. Trump’s poll numbers fell.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:30 (six months ago) link

Good conditions, there (which of course won’t be reasonable to the other side)

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:31 (six months ago) link

be cool if biden just called him Traitor Trump through the whole thing. but he wouldn't be that cool.

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:55 (six months ago) link

Trump announced that he was Covid positive three days after that debate.

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:17 (six months ago) link

Looks like Biden and Trump have both agreed to a June 27 debate on CNN. The network's press release says that no audience will be present, but doesn't mention any of the other terms proposed.
https://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2024/05/15/cnn-to-host-2024-election-presidential-debate-between-president-joe-biden-and-former-president-donald-j-trump-on-june-27/

jaymc, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:03 (six months ago) link

I'm surprised Trump, even though he's on record wanting debates, accepted so readily.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:06 (six months ago) link

i'm surprised biden would want to debate a traitor and a criminal.

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:13 (six months ago) link

biden should say that he will only debate nikki haley.

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:15 (six months ago) link

Biden needs to treat him as such in a debate rather than trying to take the high road and attempt an honest discussion of different political platforms, just get up there and hammer him.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:17 (six months ago) link

The "Will you shut up, man?" moment, which looked improvised, is the most effective thing he's ever said in public.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:20 (six months ago) link

Trump for a split second looked startled; you can tell no one had ever told him to shut up, ever.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:21 (six months ago) link

feel like he'll crack 400 electoral votes if he does the Dr Evil 'shush'

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:22 (six months ago) link

Trump will be gung-ho about this debate until June 26, when he will bail. Like every time he's pledged to take the stand, or release some sort of "definitive" piece of evidence.

henry s, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:24 (six months ago) link


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