"vocal and aggressive fringe groups" such as the Conservative & Union Party
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:11 (two weeks ago) link
Nice of him to come to the SNP's aid when their poll numbers are dropping - or is this a 5D chess move to stymie Labour in Scotland by reinvigorating the independence movement?
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:28 (two weeks ago) link
I thought he was doing a remix of We Didn't Start the Fire tbh
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:43 (two weeks ago) link
"China has conducted cyber targeting of our democratically elected MPs"
they tried to hack Iain Duncan Smith's email, lol, like anyone actually gives a flying fuck!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:52 (two weeks ago) link
New GIF just dropped....I know who I trust to keep us secure!#Sunak #Starmer #Defence pic.twitter.com/JcBPIfsI0U— Mike Tapp (@MikeTappTweets) May 14, 2024
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:00 (two weeks ago) link
during WW1 they set up "Bantams" battalions for conscripts who were shorter than 5ft 3in. Both of these diminutive military cosplay clowns look fucking stupid!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:16 (two weeks ago) link
A right pair of regimental mascots.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:21 (two weeks ago) link
Starmer: more deadly than a predator drone when pished up and behind the wheel of a military SUV
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:38 (two weeks ago) link
hello kieth this is your electoral advisor speaking. i am advising you today to keep absorbing the tories' biggest pieces of shit into your joke of a labour party
Just seen Mark Francois deep in conversation with Labour whips.— Tom Peck (@tompeck) May 15, 2024
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 10:58 (two weeks ago) link
Surely he’s that bit too rapey?
― steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:01 (two weeks ago) link
look, acknowledging the rumoured sex crimes of the mps we propose to poach from the opposition is the old politics
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:07 (two weeks ago) link
he's making the broad tent in his trousers
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:10 (two weeks ago) link
BREAKING: People have been told to boil their drinking water after 22 cases of a waterborne disease were confirmed in South West England.https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/6QN057HmFx— Sky News (@SkyNews) May 15, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:31 (two weeks ago) link
jfc. even if there was a cholera epidemic there would still be most politicians calling for stricter regulation rather than the re-nationalisation of water
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:41 (two weeks ago) link
broke: renationalising water companieswoke: spending public money to scoop the shit out of the rivers bespoke: hiking water bills so consumers can pay to scoop through shit out of the rivers and bosses can claim bumper bonuses
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:45 (two weeks ago) link
broke: the UK's first world country statuswoke: boiling the piss of shareholdersbespoke: drinking piss
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:53 (two weeks ago) link
check out mr gold top hat over here, drinking a cool refreshing glass of pure piss while the rest of england has to choke down sludgy pints of undifferentiated human waste
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:55 (two weeks ago) link
https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/scottish-word-of-the-week-boke-1518571
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:04 (two weeks ago) link
Look at this fellas.
I will be applying for selection as Labour's candidate in Islington North. The scale of poverty in the borough, together with the acute crisis for private renters and the threats to local health services, mean Islington needs to be setting Labour's agenda in power. I worked…— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) May 15, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:26 (two weeks ago) link
Drinking shit while voting for Paul Mason MP
This must happen.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:36 (two weeks ago) link
@stoya come to islington north - the shit-drinking is happening
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:45 (two weeks ago) link
it would be a clear signal they have given up on the job. He's been rimming Starmer since 2019 and it seems crystal clear nobody takes him seriously nor likes him, especially after his (what i think it is) 4 failures to get into elected positions on the bounce for him so far.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:56 (two weeks ago) link
yeah i said on the other thread i don't see how he gets the nomination, even if the seat is unwinnable for Labour they'll want some low key shlub to lose it quietly, not this thermonuclear car crash
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:34 (two weeks ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E06/1238937.jpg?b64lines=VEhJUyBNQU4gRE9FUyAKTk9UIFJFUFJFU0VOVCBVUy4=
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:37 (two weeks ago) link
Sorry for the Sky link, but lol at these figures, particularly the graph showing "non-white voters nearly alright with Starmer until he shits the bed on Gaza"
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/sunak-and-starmer-facing-historic-unpopularity-with-ethnically-diverse-communities-polling-suggests-13136587
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (two weeks ago) link
that sludgy pint of undifferentiated human waste cost you two grand btw
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNplZgVXUAELTd7?format=jpg&name=medium
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (two weeks ago) link
How the fuck do you manage to be less popular with ethnic minority voters than the guy who contributed to a million dead Iraqis?!
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:51 (two weeks ago) link
only starmer can deliver change on this historic scale
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:03 (two weeks ago) link
https://t.co/kfwAnzHkVU pic.twitter.com/0VnqPMCNDC— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) May 16, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:11 (two weeks ago) link
Love the work of our Free Press
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:18 (two weeks ago) link
starmer’s key offer to the public: terminal cancer
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (two weeks ago) link
the Boots CEO is coat-tailed cunt #6 in that 80's Bullingdon Club pic, very impressive.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (two weeks ago) link
how is a counter terrorism securities officer in a public offering, i should learn about the law. i think usa has a no conflict of interest/no govt contracts provision but no grift is illegal these days anywhere
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:51 (two weeks ago) link
by which i mean it is illegal not to be grifting. abg always. be. grifting.
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:52 (two weeks ago) link
What better newspaper to highlight this than the Guardian.
https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/article/2024/may/18/arts-workers-uk-working-class-roots-cultural-sector-diversity
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:13 (two weeks ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/21/new-police-powers-for-protests-unlawful-high-court-rules
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 14:19 (one week ago) link
WOKE COURTS SLAM BRAVE SUELLA'S LOONY LEFT CLAMPDOWN
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 14:49 (one week ago) link
oh jesus, is he about to announce an election date?Well I suppose we'd better get it over with
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:37 (one week ago) link
Thanks for ruining the summer, guys.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:41 (one week ago) link
Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:45 (one week ago) link
"We're seeing the behaviour you would expect on the day an election is called"
yes, all the most insufferable lobby journalist posting even more shite than usual
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:48 (one week ago) link
I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.) at 3:45 22 May 24Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:54 (one week ago) link
A Tory rebel source tells me: Letters are going in calling for a no confidence vote in Rishi Sunak after reports of an imminent general election announcement— Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) May 22, 2024
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:55 (one week ago) link
GE with the Tories refusing to put up a candidate
― h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:57 (one week ago) link
Uncharitable thought of the day: that Tory MP from Thanet who lost his limbs to sepsis probably deserved it
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:58 (one week ago) link
Is that Boris Johnson's music?
― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:59 (one week ago) link
xp soon he might be unemployed on PIP, every cloud etc.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:01 (one week ago) link
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:58 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
honestly think the parties best chance at this point would be to get rid of Sunak and get this guy to lead them into the election, attempt to switch the focus from politics to inspiring tale of triumph over adversity, I came back from having both hands and feet amputated and the tory party can come back from being 20 points behind in the polls etc
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:03 (one week ago) link
They've laid on all of this for David Cameron in Tirana, and he's flying straight back. Poor form. pic.twitter.com/6VHFYd7Dne— Damian McBride (@DPMcBride) May 22, 2024
― nashwan, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:03 (one week ago) link