“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

I thought he was doing a remix of We Didn't Start the Fire tbh

"China has conducted cyber targeting of our democratically elected MPs"

they tried to hack Iain Duncan Smith's email, lol, like anyone actually gives a flying fuck!

New GIF just dropped....

I know who I trust to keep us secure!#Sunak #Starmer #Defence pic.twitter.com/JcBPIfsI0U

— Mike Tapp (@MikeTappTweets) May 14, 2024

during WW1 they set up "Bantams" battalions for conscripts who were shorter than 5ft 3in. Both of these diminutive military cosplay clowns look fucking stupid!

A right pair of regimental mascots.

Starmer: more deadly than a predator drone when pished up and behind the wheel of a military SUV

hello kieth this is your electoral advisor speaking. i am advising you today to keep absorbing the tories' biggest pieces of shit into your joke of a labour party

Just seen Mark Francois deep in conversation with Labour whips.

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) May 15, 2024

Surely he’s that bit too rapey?

look, acknowledging the rumoured sex crimes of the mps we propose to poach from the opposition is the old politics

he's making the broad tent in his trousers

BREAKING: People have been told to boil their drinking water after 22 cases of a waterborne disease were confirmed in South West England.https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/6QN057HmFx

— Sky News (@SkyNews) May 15, 2024

jfc. even if there was a cholera epidemic there would still be most politicians calling for stricter regulation rather than the re-nationalisation of water

broke: renationalising water companies
woke: spending public money to scoop the shit out of the rivers
bespoke: hiking water bills so consumers can pay to scoop through shit out of the rivers and bosses can claim bumper bonuses

broke: the UK's first world country status
woke: boiling the piss of shareholders
bespoke: drinking piss

check out mr gold top hat over here, drinking a cool refreshing glass of pure piss while the rest of england has to choke down sludgy pints of undifferentiated human waste

https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/scottish-word-of-the-week-boke-1518571

Look at this fellas.

I will be applying for selection as Labour's candidate in Islington North. The scale of poverty in the borough, together with the acute crisis for private renters and the threats to local health services, mean Islington needs to be setting Labour's agenda in power.

I worked…

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) May 15, 2024

Drinking shit while voting for Paul Mason MP

This must happen.

@stoya come to islington north - the shit-drinking is happening

it would be a clear signal they have given up on the job. He's been rimming Starmer since 2019 and it seems crystal clear nobody takes him seriously nor likes him, especially after his (what i think it is) 4 failures to get into elected positions on the bounce for him so far.

yeah i said on the other thread i don't see how he gets the nomination, even if the seat is unwinnable for Labour they'll want some low key shlub to lose it quietly, not this thermonuclear car crash

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E06/1238937.jpg?b64lines=VEhJUyBNQU4gRE9FUyAKTk9UIFJFUFJFU0VOVCBVUy4=

Sorry for the Sky link, but lol at these figures, particularly the graph showing "non-white voters nearly alright with Starmer until he shits the bed on Gaza"

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/sunak-and-starmer-facing-historic-unpopularity-with-ethnically-diverse-communities-polling-suggests-13136587

that sludgy pint of undifferentiated human waste cost you two grand btw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNplZgVXUAELTd7?format=jpg&name=medium

How the fuck do you manage to be less popular with ethnic minority voters than the guy who contributed to a million dead Iraqis?!

only starmer can deliver change on this historic scale

https://t.co/kfwAnzHkVU pic.twitter.com/0VnqPMCNDC

— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) May 16, 2024

Love the work of our Free Press

starmer’s key offer to the public: terminal cancer

the Boots CEO is coat-tailed cunt #6 in that 80's Bullingdon Club pic, very impressive.

how is a counter terrorism securities officer in a public offering, i should learn about the law. i think usa has a no conflict of interest/no govt contracts provision but no grift is illegal these days anywhere

by which i mean it is illegal not to be grifting. abg always. be. grifting.

What better newspaper to highlight this than the Guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/article/2024/may/18/arts-workers-uk-working-class-roots-cultural-sector-diversity

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/21/new-police-powers-for-protests-unlawful-high-court-rules

WOKE COURTS SLAM BRAVE SUELLA'S LOONY LEFT CLAMPDOWN

oh jesus, is he about to announce an election date?

Well I suppose we'd better get it over with

Thanks for ruining the summer, guys.

Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.

"We're seeing the behaviour you would expect on the day an election is called"

yes, all the most insufferable lobby journalist posting even more shite than usual

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.) at 3:45 22 May 24

Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.

A Tory rebel source tells me: Letters are going in calling for a no confidence vote in Rishi Sunak after reports of an imminent general election announcement

— Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) May 22, 2024

GE with the Tories refusing to put up a candidate

Uncharitable thought of the day: that Tory MP from Thanet who lost his limbs to sepsis probably deserved it

Is that Boris Johnson's music?

xp soon he might be unemployed on PIP, every cloud etc.

Uncharitable thought of the day: that Tory MP from Thanet who lost his limbs to sepsis probably deserved it

― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:58 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

honestly think the parties best chance at this point would be to get rid of Sunak and get this guy to lead them into the election, attempt to switch the focus from politics to inspiring tale of triumph over adversity, I came back from having both hands and feet amputated and the tory party can come back from being 20 points behind in the polls etc

They've laid on all of this for David Cameron in Tirana, and he's flying straight back. Poor form. pic.twitter.com/6VHFYd7Dne

— Damian McBride (@DPMcBride) May 22, 2024

Norman Wisdom would never have treated Albania so disrespectfully.

July election apparently?