concerning!
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 18:17 (four months ago) link
lol... now who would do such a thing?
Several vehicles at the Tesla factory in Fremont have been vandalized, according to the Fremont Police Department. On Monday at around 2:30 a.m., Fremont PD were dispatched to a location on the 45000 block of Fremont Boulevard where the factory is located.
There were reports, police said, of numerous vehicles having been vandalized. At the scene, officers learned that several parked vehicles had sustained damage to their tires.
Fremont PD is actively investigating the incident.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:23 (four months ago) link
shoulda just put them all in carwash mode
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:25 (four months ago) link
Ooopsies. Funny thing is, it's not just the ex-employees who would be motivated to do this, but like the entire population of the Bay Area
― octobeard, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:55 (four months ago) link
Yeah, hopefully he puts up a big whiny stink about this and inspires even more people to vandalize teslas
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 00:50 (four months ago) link
Keep Bender's name out of your fucking mouth, Elon!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 05:32 (four months ago) link
lol
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 05:55 (four months ago) link
The day before Elon Musk fired virtually all of Tesla’s electric-vehicle charging division last month, they had high hopes as charging chief Rebecca Tinucci went to meet with Musk about the network’s future, four former charging-network staffers told Reuters.
After Tinucci had cut between 15% and 20% of staffers two weeks earlier, part of much wider layoffs, they believed Musk would affirm plans for a massive charging-network expansion.
The meeting could not have gone worse. Musk, the employees said, was not pleased with Tinucci’s presentation and wanted more layoffs. When she balked, saying deeper cuts would undermine charging-business fundamentals, he responded by firing her and her entire 500-member team.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/inside-story-elon-musk-mass-100216178.html
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:16 (four months ago) link
that seems less like bad business acumen and more like someone on a bizarre drugsblasted business holiday
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:22 (four months ago) link
I don’t see why there has to be an exclusive binary there
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:44 (four months ago) link
DJP 1 Hunt3r 0
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:49 (four months ago) link
does he actually have a plan here or is he just winging it day to day?
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:53 (four months ago) link
some Roman Roy shit
― nashwan, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:08 (four months ago) link
of course he has a plan he wants a sassy robot
― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:19 (four months ago) link
why care about charging business fundamentals when you're fun and mental
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:38 (four months ago) link
tha based business boi
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:00 (four months ago) link
this uh seems very illegal
I’ve been stating this for years 🙃autopilot disables 1 second before impact by design.Anyone on the internal autopilot team would have known this as far back as 2020. https://t.co/SpMQC7uQx1— Aiaddict (@Aiaddict1) May 7, 2024
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 03:47 (four months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/MYyOosz.png
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 18 May 2024 16:41 (four months ago) link
this bullshit again huh
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2024 16:59 (four months ago) link
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:hvxnbkpkw33nulvd4aqej2nw/bafkreif56hbib4au4ijuttzxpyhzfilh4xzzlnsls4zpyqspnj4mp3awni@jpeg
https://bsky.app/profile/grgd.bsky.social/post/3kt3ntxv2gs2t
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:53 (four months ago) link
mold maybe
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hvxnbkpkw33nulvd4aqej2nw/bafkreihluvvgvplmxzoyxg2b2sxhju3qeqvdnm6xdf35jas42nwpk6p73m@jpeg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 17:30 (four months ago) link
that watermelon pic
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwhats-the-matter-with-you-homer-we-dont-have-any-fruits-or-v0-hecmwydpo2mb1.jpeg
― Number None, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 17:57 (four months ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pVq85MDTB5o/hqdefault.jpg
― Number None, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 17:58 (four months ago) link
kind of amazed there doesn't seem to be any real oversight going on with Tesla, like if Toyota has a faulty brake or wheel or whatever it's national news, while Teslas just routinely ship out with 5 things pre-broken which may or may not be covered by warranty
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 18:04 (four months ago) link
medias spent so many years riding elons dick they dont know how to do anything else
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 18:29 (four months ago) link
Yeah we had to literally hand over our fucking car 5 years back because "some" models of it had faulty airbags. Nothing wrong with our actual car but we had no say in the matter, no chance to just fix the airbags - nope. Recall, heres your current-value buyout, off you fuck. Was such an old car we only got like $4k back and, we couldnt remove the after market stereo we'd installed so lost that too :( To see these cars just driving around like nothing... blaaaaa.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 23 May 2024 02:25 (four months ago) link
lmao, incredible https://x.com/ass_beaters/status/1794036155014361392
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2024 17:48 (four months ago) link
this is so painful to watch pic.twitter.com/Pe2LG19Qsz— 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 (@ass_beaters) May 24, 2024
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/24/opinion/elon-musk-spacex-brownsville-texas.html
― scott seward, Friday, 24 May 2024 18:16 (four months ago) link
tht stry mde me sd. :(
[deep breath] ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/JH0fDTCk8E— adrian (@crawf34) May 30, 2024
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:22 (three months ago) link
thats bad lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:28 (three months ago) link
the truckthe truckthe truck is on firewe won't give you waterwe'll let the motherfucker burn
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:28 (three months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOttPsxW4AAMhf3?format=jpg&name=medium
very impressive, smart
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:34 (three months ago) link
These things are so useless. 😝 pic.twitter.com/Mq4QXaxfaJ— StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 (@StrictlyChristo) May 28, 2024
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:36 (three months ago) link
it's like driving a vehicle from Starfox
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:38 (three months ago) link
enhance
https://i.imgur.com/YVyI4YA.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:40 (three months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/DaNOzyX.png
i searched twitter for cybertruck looking for that last post and the results are just all cyber fails lol, on elons own site, rude
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:42 (three months ago) link
#notalltrucks
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:48 (three months ago) link
🖼
― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 30 May 2024 15:57 (three months ago) link
he claims this is "satire" in the comments there
(the tech optimist right's (mis)use of the word "satire" to mean "a lie or trolling" is a bizarre thing that could be a thread on its own)
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 30 May 2024 17:47 (three months ago) link
engagement farming is just basically the social media version of old school internet trolling but the sheer volume of people doing it is exhausting, and half of them aren't even monetizing it in any direct or tangential way.
like you got 300 people really angry with a tweet and made no money off of it, congratulations!
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2024 17:56 (three months ago) link
its so satire that he went back to pick up something heavier
Cybertruck with a full pallet of ceramic tile, right around 2000 pounds handles it nicely! For all the folks that didn’t like my massive load of mulch, I picked up! @cybertruck @Tesla @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog @thecybersurg @squawksquare @DirtyTesLa @Teslaconomics… pic.twitter.com/EMOPEkcoK0— Merle Somero (@MerleSomero) May 30, 2024
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:42 (three months ago) link
Now make it do more truck things
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:47 (three months ago) link
lmao
https://x.com/TeslaBoomerMama/status/1796191742867255465
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2024 19:05 (three months ago) link
he's working hard to get a douchebag bingo
I use my real truck on the weekends pic.twitter.com/H0XT6NkK6W— Merle Somero (@MerleSomero) May 30, 2024
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 30 May 2024 19:15 (three months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/2n14LC8/GO1a6u-RXs-AALO-D.jpghttps://i.ibb.co/cxzyxGG/GO1a6u-HW0-AAKXq8.jpg
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 June 2024 10:12 (three months ago) link
another car came too close, the one thing no one could have predicted, not robot, not tycoon, no one!
― mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2024 10:58 (three months ago) link
another masterful gambit!
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2024 13:34 (three months ago) link