US Politics, May 2024: They Shoot Puppies, Don't They?

Good thing I’m strong and gay

“Valentina is a woman of intellect and agility who possesses the highest educational qualifications amongst all candidates having earned an MBA in Finance and Strategy from Tulane University at 22; is responsible for the investment of millions of dollars for business development, and now battling a corrupt political machine with the mission to awaken and unify the people of Missouri against an emergent future filled with darkness and disparity if change is not enacted.”

I have questions.

Truth will set us free. President Trump, @TateTheTalisman & Andrew Tate have my full support. My jail bag is ready🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/nu7re68hsn

— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForSOS) May 7, 2024

She'll probably win.

Sorry, lady, you can’t be his VP candidate

Hey Candidates—what’s in your jail bag?

Before I saw the video I thought "jail bag" was going to be a euphemism for vagina. Gotta smuggle in vape carts for Boss Tate.

I cannot believe that any woman would stan for Andrew Tate. Just…what??!!!

Clearly speaking to the issues that the people of Missouri care about.

missourians are the stupidest people in the fucking universe, she really does speak to us

The Dems will save us

Fetterman is a piece of shit. https://t.co/jxjxazVuDD

— History's Raven (@HistorysRaven) May 14, 2024

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really sorry I ever expressed sympathy or kind words for the dude

I wonder what Fetterman is going to do with that footage he shot? Post it on Telegram and claim he was attacked by an antisemite?

Sadly it’s more likely spank material

really sorry I ever expressed sympathy or kind words for the dude

― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 14, 2024 7:23 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

As are many of us. I voted for the guy for something or other at least once when I was a Pennsylvanian (not for his current job though, I was gone by then)

Maybe he was running for Senate when I voted for him? The failed attempt

Fetterman/Vance 2028 on the way

is his wife still missing in action?

maybe he ate her

Divorced Dad Fetterman embracing the MRA life would be something.

I hesitate to post more on NYT/Siena poll, but regionals are bizarre:

Trump up 8 in Dem bastion of Clark where Biden beat him by 9 in 2020. 17-pt swing!

In Washoe, where Biden won by 4, Trump is up 14! 18 pts!

There's somethin' happenin' here...

The only poll that counts... https://t.co/om6POrAZqw

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) May 13, 2024

Biden declines to participate in regularly scheduled Sept./Oct. debates. He wants:

-Two debates, in late June and early September
-Against Trump only (no third-party candidates)
-Hosted by any of the four news organizations (CBS, ABC, CNN, Telemundo) that held both Republican primary debates in 2016 and Democratic primary debates in 2020
-Without a live audience, and with microphones that turn off at the end of the candidate's alloted time

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/15/us/politics/biden-trump-debates.html

pretty wild to see the Times (esp a Maggie article) go after Trump like this

In the first debate in 2020, Mr. Trump barely allowed Mr. Biden to get a word in. He was aggressive and constantly interrupting, while sweating and appearing unwell. Mr. Biden, exasperated, famously said to Mr. Trump, “Will you shut up, man? This is so unpresidential.” And in the days following that first debate, Mr. Trump’s poll numbers fell.

Good conditions, there (which of course won’t be reasonable to the other side)

be cool if biden just called him Traitor Trump through the whole thing. but he wouldn't be that cool.

Trump announced that he was Covid positive three days after that debate.

Looks like Biden and Trump have both agreed to a June 27 debate on CNN. The network's press release says that no audience will be present, but doesn't mention any of the other terms proposed.
https://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2024/05/15/cnn-to-host-2024-election-presidential-debate-between-president-joe-biden-and-former-president-donald-j-trump-on-june-27/

I'm surprised Trump, even though he's on record wanting debates, accepted so readily.

i'm surprised biden would want to debate a traitor and a criminal.

biden should say that he will only debate nikki haley.

Biden needs to treat him as such in a debate rather than trying to take the high road and attempt an honest discussion of different political platforms, just get up there and hammer him.

The "Will you shut up, man?" moment, which looked improvised, is the most effective thing he's ever said in public.

Trump for a split second looked startled; you can tell no one had ever told him to shut up, ever.

feel like he'll crack 400 electoral votes if he does the Dr Evil 'shush'

Trump will be gung-ho about this debate until June 26, when he will bail. Like every time he's pledged to take the stand, or release some sort of "definitive" piece of evidence.

xxp yeah, it was one of the greatest moments in presidential debate history

Keep yappin', man

i'm surprised biden would want to debate a traitor and a criminal.

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 15, 2024 10:13 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Biden can't afford to be high-minded when he's behind in the polls.

he's behind in the polls because the average American either doesn't have a sense of how much of a lunatic Trump is or they've just forgotten, also there will be no audience so Trump's shtick isn't going to work, outside of pure ego I don't know why Trump agreed to this

there will be no audience so Trump's shtick isn't going to work

Yeah, this is gonna be like one of those clips where they pull the laugh track off a sitcom and all of a sudden it's a kitchen sink play about a bunch of people who hate each other.

Maybe donny will stroke out on stage that would amuse me

I mean, he's gonna come off like a complete slobbering maniac. Especially if/when the trial doesn't go his way.

I just think it's sad that without an audience we probably won't be getting any of those "me boys" stories.

no audience and mics off when it's not your turn to speak will be a struggle for Trump and pretty SOP for Biden

But he's still allowed to get all up in Biden's airspace like he did with Hillary, right?

no chance they allow him to wander around, also no chance he actually shows up on those terms

then Biden does the debate by himself and it's just a policy speech, no harm in that

xp he'll be chained to the lectern

"They're tying me down so they can get to you."