Look at this fellas.
I will be applying for selection as Labour's candidate in Islington North. The scale of poverty in the borough, together with the acute crisis for private renters and the threats to local health services, mean Islington needs to be setting Labour's agenda in power. I worked…— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) May 15, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:26 (one month ago) link
Drinking shit while voting for Paul Mason MP
This must happen.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:36 (one month ago) link
@stoya come to islington north - the shit-drinking is happening
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:45 (one month ago) link
it would be a clear signal they have given up on the job. He's been rimming Starmer since 2019 and it seems crystal clear nobody takes him seriously nor likes him, especially after his (what i think it is) 4 failures to get into elected positions on the bounce for him so far.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:56 (one month ago) link
yeah i said on the other thread i don't see how he gets the nomination, even if the seat is unwinnable for Labour they'll want some low key shlub to lose it quietly, not this thermonuclear car crash
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:34 (one month ago) link
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― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:37 (one month ago) link
Sorry for the Sky link, but lol at these figures, particularly the graph showing "non-white voters nearly alright with Starmer until he shits the bed on Gaza"
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/sunak-and-starmer-facing-historic-unpopularity-with-ethnically-diverse-communities-polling-suggests-13136587
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (one month ago) link
that sludgy pint of undifferentiated human waste cost you two grand btw
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNplZgVXUAELTd7?format=jpg&name=medium
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (one month ago) link
How the fuck do you manage to be less popular with ethnic minority voters than the guy who contributed to a million dead Iraqis?!
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:51 (one month ago) link
only starmer can deliver change on this historic scale
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:03 (one month ago) link
https://t.co/kfwAnzHkVU pic.twitter.com/0VnqPMCNDC— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) May 16, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:11 (one month ago) link
Love the work of our Free Press
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:18 (one month ago) link
starmer’s key offer to the public: terminal cancer
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (one month ago) link
the Boots CEO is coat-tailed cunt #6 in that 80's Bullingdon Club pic, very impressive.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (one month ago) link
how is a counter terrorism securities officer in a public offering, i should learn about the law. i think usa has a no conflict of interest/no govt contracts provision but no grift is illegal these days anywhere
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:51 (one month ago) link
by which i mean it is illegal not to be grifting. abg always. be. grifting.
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:52 (one month ago) link
What better newspaper to highlight this than the Guardian.
https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/article/2024/may/18/arts-workers-uk-working-class-roots-cultural-sector-diversity
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:13 (one month ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/21/new-police-powers-for-protests-unlawful-high-court-rules
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 14:19 (four weeks ago) link
WOKE COURTS SLAM BRAVE SUELLA'S LOONY LEFT CLAMPDOWN
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 14:49 (four weeks ago) link
oh jesus, is he about to announce an election date?Well I suppose we'd better get it over with
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:37 (three weeks ago) link
Thanks for ruining the summer, guys.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:41 (three weeks ago) link
Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:45 (three weeks ago) link
"We're seeing the behaviour you would expect on the day an election is called"
yes, all the most insufferable lobby journalist posting even more shite than usual
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:48 (three weeks ago) link
I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.) at 3:45 22 May 24Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:54 (three weeks ago) link
A Tory rebel source tells me: Letters are going in calling for a no confidence vote in Rishi Sunak after reports of an imminent general election announcement— Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) May 22, 2024
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:55 (three weeks ago) link
GE with the Tories refusing to put up a candidate
― h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:57 (three weeks ago) link
Uncharitable thought of the day: that Tory MP from Thanet who lost his limbs to sepsis probably deserved it
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:58 (three weeks ago) link
Is that Boris Johnson's music?
― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:59 (three weeks ago) link
xp soon he might be unemployed on PIP, every cloud etc.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:01 (three weeks ago) link
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:58 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
honestly think the parties best chance at this point would be to get rid of Sunak and get this guy to lead them into the election, attempt to switch the focus from politics to inspiring tale of triumph over adversity, I came back from having both hands and feet amputated and the tory party can come back from being 20 points behind in the polls etc
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:03 (three weeks ago) link
They've laid on all of this for David Cameron in Tirana, and he's flying straight back. Poor form. pic.twitter.com/6VHFYd7Dne— Damian McBride (@DPMcBride) May 22, 2024
― nashwan, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:03 (three weeks ago) link
Norman Wisdom would never have treated Albania so disrespectfully.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:21 (three weeks ago) link
July election apparently?
― h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:26 (three weeks ago) link
hey I'm starting to warm to this rishi guy
Also, on the "but we've booked our holidays" point, this isn't as trivial as it sounds.It's not just journos but MPs, spads, MINISTERS who got the green light from No10 that the summer was safe.That's a lot of ill will to kick of a campaign with. From those on your own side— Rachel Cunliffe (@RMCunliffe) May 22, 2024
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:49 (three weeks ago) link
i assume they're shooting for the lowest possible turnout
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:05 (three weeks ago) link
4th july; a disgraceful snub to our american friends
― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:08 (three weeks ago) link
We have a blank lectern out front of No 10…
― steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:12 (three weeks ago) link
lol some idiot playing "Things Can Only Get Better" at enormous volume while Rishi flails about at the lectern
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:19 (three weeks ago) link
lol @ the protestors playing 'Things Can Only Get Better' over the top of this speech.
xpost!
― emil.y, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:19 (three weeks ago) link
So many better tunes they could have used to undermine him
― Maresn3st, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:20 (three weeks ago) link
can they still oust him as pm now that he's called the election, how does that work
― ufo, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:20 (three weeks ago) link
strange to think we’re living in the last days before ed davey is swept to great and terrible power by the people of these united kingdoms
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:27 (three weeks ago) link
Sunak says voters don't know what they're getting with Starmer because he doesn't keep promisesSunak says he is guided by what is right, not by what is easy.He goes on:I can’t say the same thing for the Labour party because I don’t know what they offer.And in truth I don’t think you know either.And that’s because they have no plan. There is no bold action. And as a result the future can only be uncertain with them.On the 5th of July, either Keir Starmer or I will be prime minister. He has shown time and time again that he will take the easy way out and do anything to get power.If he was happy to abandon all the promises he made to become leader leader once he got the job, how can you know that he won’t do exactly the same thing if he were to become prime minister?https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Josep_Maria_García.jpg
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:33 (three weeks ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/CWRVpyH/Screenshot-20240522-173755.png
― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:41 (three weeks ago) link
just got home and popped the radio on, i'm done with the asinine level of political commentary in the UK now
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:44 (three weeks ago) link
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 bookmarkflaglink
Everything is going to get unimaginably stupider from now. No escape.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:46 (three weeks ago) link
Rishi: ok many of you may have said that I’m a prick butRishi: have you considered that Keir Starmer is an insincere prick
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:48 (three weeks ago) link
xpis that Sunak's or Starmer's election slogan?
― rob, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:49 (three weeks ago) link
Starmer is gonna choke like fuck as soon as he gets any pushback
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:49 (three weeks ago) link