“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

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yeah i said on the other thread i don't see how he gets the nomination, even if the seat is unwinnable for Labour they'll want some low key shlub to lose it quietly, not this thermonuclear car crash

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:34 (one month ago) link

Sorry for the Sky link, but lol at these figures, particularly the graph showing "non-white voters nearly alright with Starmer until he shits the bed on Gaza"

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/sunak-and-starmer-facing-historic-unpopularity-with-ethnically-diverse-communities-polling-suggests-13136587

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (one month ago) link

that sludgy pint of undifferentiated human waste cost you two grand btw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNplZgVXUAELTd7?format=jpg&name=medium

katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (one month ago) link

How the fuck do you manage to be less popular with ethnic minority voters than the guy who contributed to a million dead Iraqis?!

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:51 (one month ago) link

only starmer can deliver change on this historic scale

katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:03 (one month ago) link

https://t.co/kfwAnzHkVU pic.twitter.com/0VnqPMCNDC

— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) May 16, 2024

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:11 (one month ago) link

Love the work of our Free Press

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:18 (one month ago) link

starmer’s key offer to the public: terminal cancer

katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (one month ago) link

the Boots CEO is coat-tailed cunt #6 in that 80's Bullingdon Club pic, very impressive.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (one month ago) link

how is a counter terrorism securities officer in a public offering, i should learn about the law. i think usa has a no conflict of interest/no govt contracts provision but no grift is illegal these days anywhere

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:51 (one month ago) link

by which i mean it is illegal not to be grifting. abg always. be. grifting.

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:52 (one month ago) link

WOKE COURTS SLAM BRAVE SUELLA'S LOONY LEFT CLAMPDOWN

katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 14:49 (three weeks ago) link

oh jesus, is he about to announce an election date?

Well I suppose we'd better get it over with

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:37 (three weeks ago) link

Thanks for ruining the summer, guys.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:41 (three weeks ago) link

Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:45 (three weeks ago) link

"We're seeing the behaviour you would expect on the day an election is called"

yes, all the most insufferable lobby journalist posting even more shite than usual

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:48 (three weeks ago) link

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.) at 3:45 22 May 24

Pinning his hopes on England doing well at the Euros.
I remember that extensive alternative history fiction where Gordon Banks plays in the 1970 world cup semi final, then England win, the tories get in again, and think it all winds up with WWIII or sth? iirc it has disappeared from the web and the author is now a tory spad or sth.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:54 (three weeks ago) link

A Tory rebel source tells me: Letters are going in calling for a no confidence vote in Rishi Sunak after reports of an imminent general election announcement

— Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) May 22, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:55 (three weeks ago) link

GE with the Tories refusing to put up a candidate

h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:57 (three weeks ago) link

Uncharitable thought of the day: that Tory MP from Thanet who lost his limbs to sepsis probably deserved it

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:58 (three weeks ago) link

Is that Boris Johnson's music?

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:59 (three weeks ago) link

xp soon he might be unemployed on PIP, every cloud etc.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:01 (three weeks ago) link

Uncharitable thought of the day: that Tory MP from Thanet who lost his limbs to sepsis probably deserved it

― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:58 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

honestly think the parties best chance at this point would be to get rid of Sunak and get this guy to lead them into the election, attempt to switch the focus from politics to inspiring tale of triumph over adversity, I came back from having both hands and feet amputated and the tory party can come back from being 20 points behind in the polls etc

Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:03 (three weeks ago) link

They've laid on all of this for David Cameron in Tirana, and he's flying straight back. Poor form. pic.twitter.com/6VHFYd7Dne

— Damian McBride (@DPMcBride) May 22, 2024

nashwan, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:03 (three weeks ago) link

Norman Wisdom would never have treated Albania so disrespectfully.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:21 (three weeks ago) link

July election apparently?

h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:26 (three weeks ago) link

hey I'm starting to warm to this rishi guy

Also, on the "but we've booked our holidays" point, this isn't as trivial as it sounds.

It's not just journos but MPs, spads, MINISTERS who got the green light from No10 that the summer was safe.

That's a lot of ill will to kick of a campaign with. From those on your own side

— Rachel Cunliffe (@RMCunliffe) May 22, 2024

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 15:49 (three weeks ago) link

i assume they're shooting for the lowest possible turnout

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:05 (three weeks ago) link

4th july; a disgraceful snub to our american friends

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:08 (three weeks ago) link

We have a blank lectern out front of No 10…

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:12 (three weeks ago) link

lol some idiot playing "Things Can Only Get Better" at enormous volume while Rishi flails about at the lectern

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:19 (three weeks ago) link

lol @ the protestors playing 'Things Can Only Get Better' over the top of this speech.

xpost!

emil.y, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:19 (three weeks ago) link

So many better tunes they could have used to undermine him

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:20 (three weeks ago) link

can they still oust him as pm now that he's called the election, how does that work

ufo, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:20 (three weeks ago) link

strange to think we’re living in the last days before ed davey is swept to great and terrible power by the people of these united kingdoms

katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:27 (three weeks ago) link

Sunak says voters don't know what they're getting with Starmer because he doesn't keep promises
Sunak says he is guided by what is right, not by what is easy.

He goes on:

I can’t say the same thing for the Labour party because I don’t know what they offer.
And in truth I don’t think you know either.

And that’s because they have no plan. There is no bold action. And as a result the future can only be uncertain with them.

On the 5th of July, either Keir Starmer or I will be prime minister. He has shown time and time again that he will take the easy way out and do anything to get power.

If he was happy to abandon all the promises he made to become leader leader once he got the job, how can you know that he won’t do exactly the same thing if he were to become prime minister?


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katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:33 (three weeks ago) link

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glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:41 (three weeks ago) link

just got home and popped the radio on, i'm done with the asinine level of political commentary in the UK now

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:44 (three weeks ago) link

lol some idiot playing "Things Can Only Get Better" at enormous volume while Rishi flails about at the lectern

― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Everything is going to get unimaginably stupider from now. No escape.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:46 (three weeks ago) link

Rishi: ok many of you may have said that I’m a prick but
Rishi: have you considered that Keir Starmer is an insincere prick

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:48 (three weeks ago) link

xp
is that Sunak's or Starmer's election slogan?

rob, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:49 (three weeks ago) link

Starmer is gonna choke like fuck as soon as he gets any pushback

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:49 (three weeks ago) link

Lol these ppl

I'm not cancelling that June holiday. I'm not fucking doing it.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) May 22, 2024

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:51 (three weeks ago) link

can they still oust him as pm now that he's called the election, how does that work


No point, they’ve already agreed to dissolve Parliament.

Requesting permission to dissolve parliament

The prime minister has already requested permission from the King to hold a general election, as the power to dissolve parliament - end the session - legally lies with him.

Parliament must be "dissolved" for an election to officially take place. Polling day then takes place 25 working days after that date.

Mr Sunak said in a speech outside Downing Street on Wednesday that the King had granted his request to dissolve parliament.

As a result, parliament will be prorogued on Friday, 24 May, while dissolution will take place on Thursday, 30 May.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:51 (three weeks ago) link

xp
is that Sunak's or Starmer's election slogan?

― rob, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Do you know about this terrible song?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:52 (three weeks ago) link

lol like anybody will notice if Dunty takes a year off

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:53 (three weeks ago) link

Very much not stoked for the madness.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 16:58 (three weeks ago) link


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