US Politics, May 2024: They Shoot Puppies, Don't They?

_She’s pro ceasefire in Gaza, not so funny. I voted for her in my state primary (not Maryland) since there wasn’t an “uncommitted” option._

And did you feel enfolded in the warm embrace of the Goddess's benevolence after?

I'll say it again I really think Trump is gonna have an enthusiasm problem he just straight up does not have a campaign message. in 2016 he at least ran on stuff, stupid stuff maybe but I think he did a good job making those things sound like the biggest problems in the world to his base, which maybe led directly to them developing their own set of made up pet issues, like now with all the wokeness and groomer shit, only problem is Trump never really talks about that stuff, he's always off about windmills and electric cars and how many golf championships he won

he did a good job making those things sound like the biggest problems in the world to his base

As president Trump learned to delegate. The job of making up dire national problems and selling them to voters now belongs entirely to FOX NEWS, OAN and what's left of Q-ANON. He can't be bothered to talk about much besides how unfairly he's being treated.

As president Trump learned to delegate

sorry we're gonna need some actual citations and evidence for this claim

Trump's a racist asshole so the build the wall/immigrant demonization schtick came naturally but his heart definitely isn't in it when he has to cater to the insane evangelical brain worms crew.

yeah see back then he thought it was the biggest problem in the country now the biggest problem in the country is Donald Trump's felony charges

There's a narrow point of divergence somewhere in the late '90s that gets us here instead of him being an elderly man enjoying weekly drag brunches at Mar-A-Lago.

its crazy there were people saying tabloids like the National Enquirer were the sign of a civilization in decline and they turned out to be 100% right

trump's whole platform is: biden is destroying the country. i'm the only one who can save it.

its marvel movie shit. do or die. the fate of the country is in his hands. and his fans love that. everything else is just...stuff.

i mean he says it over and over week in and week out. and they cheer like crazy at the rallies when he does. and kinda fall asleep when he talks about anything else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Other_(philosophy)

but his heart definitely isn't in it when he has to cater to the insane evangelical brain worms crew.

Not to mention that this time there's a guy running that literally had one.

problem is a lot of time when he talks about Biden its stuff like this

https://i.imgur.com/DmBTd0q.png

He sure spends a lot of time playing defense... and extraordinarily childish defense, of the "I meant to do that!" school. Real loser shit.

Sometimes I think the absolute funniest outcome would be Trump as President and a Dem majority in both houses but he’d probably just have them murdered.

― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, May 19, 2024 1:08 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

dunno how likely this is (the Senate map ain't exactly great) but I think it's true that, regardless of what happens for President, the GOP is gonna underperform on everything else, as they have ever since 2016. I mean he really has hollowed out the entire GOP, if you're not a sycophant you're basically out of the party now, but it's not like the sycophants are all that popular either, the Trumpier these folks are the worse they do

I don't know about that. The "Don't Be Gay" Lady has some compelling proposals.

xp - I mean, huh, who could have possibly predicted that hitching your entire political party to this dipshit might not be a winning long term strategy. Apparently no one!

They didn’t want to! They ran everyone possible against him, it’s just that all the other Republicans made people recoil like they had just opened up a trash bag full of catfish left out in the sun for a week.

also every single one of them made it clear that they loved Donald Trump, that he was the best president of all-time, and that their first act in office would be to pardon him of all crimes, which feels like a bad way to go after the guy you're trying to primary

he just straight up does not have a campaign message: whatever the democrats/liberals are for, i'm against it!
-public education
-inheritance tax
-universal healthcare
-social security expansion
-climate change mitigation
-equity
-peace
-etc.

the Groucho Marx platform

2scoops is a premiere "i've got mine, fuck you" "libertarian" troll imho. the degree to which we know GQP state legislatures can blatantly suppress votes and otherwise cheat on his behalf smacks of authenticity if you're the kind of person who tends to bullshit more often than not. there are millions of rotten wannabe millionaire americans who cheer him on like he's rick flair (down to the fake hair). they're noisy as hell. but i think they're significantly outnumbered by a shyer (some might say "silent") and way more decent majority, i hope is enough

he just straight up does not have a campaign message: whatever the democrats/liberals are for, i'm against it!
-public education
-inheritance tax
-universal healthcare
-social security expansion
-climate change mitigation
-equity
-peace
-etc.

I think what needs to be included in this understanding is that plenty of progressive policies that Democrats run on in federal races(esp. when there’s a Republican President) wind up not getting enacted either, for multiple reasons. So running on positive policies gets discredited amongst more voters, and negative partisanship becomes the main motivator, which explains why so much national Dem messaging is “but the other guy is worse”

but many would say that the whole reason why many of those progressive policies don’t get passed isn’t always because of conservative obstruction, but because those policies would hurt the pocketbooks of the donor class, and this is what all politicians fear most

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/donald-trump-foreign-policy-advisers-met-israeli-pm-netanyahu-source-says-2024-05-20/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2024-05-21/voters-fear-trump-won-t-leave-if-he-wins-2024-presidential-election reassuring I guess that even the 85 IQ swing voters get this

Former President Donald Trump on Monday posted a video on his social media platform that uses a language that appears to mirror that of Nazi Germany, suggesting there will be a "Unified Reich" if he wins the 2024 election.

The phrase "Unified Reich" appears as a part of hypothetical news headlines that announce Trump's hypothetical victory in the 2024 election, with the narrator asking, "What happens after Donald Trump wins?"

Under a big headline that says, "WHAT'S NEXT FOR AMERICA?" there is a smaller headline underneath that appears to read: "INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASED DRIVEN BY THE CREATION OF A UNIFIED REICH."

it makes perfect sense coming from a white nationalist who has the full support of his political party no matter what he says or does including an attempt to take over the country by force.

oh come on it was a mistake! he doesn't mean to do such things

Are we sure he wasn't referring to Robert Reich? And maybe the goal is to get him a sharp, matching suit? (He always seems to be a bit disheveled.)

Robert and Steve Reich, hence the "Unified Reich."

“Ritchie Reich” could be a good laugh line for Biden

(And, yes, dumb jokes are a passable enough way to distract ourselves from how normalized or shrugged or just plain misses this kind of rhetoric has become)

I am less and less worried about Robert Kennedy Jr.'s presidential campaign with each passing hour. He just posted this on Twitter, tagging a bunch of stock-picking accounts:

I’m very aware of what the average retail investor has been saying about the need for greater transparency in our markets, stronger regulatory oversight and tougher penalties for market manipulation and criminal behavior. My administration will support the Ape retail rebellion and enact aggressive Wall Street reforms.

To match action with words, I just invested $24,000 in GameStop from the fees I earned from suing Monsanto for their knowingly poisoning our soil and causing cancer. I love the idea of making Monsanto support $GME and the Apes. We need a free and fair market. Let’s punish predatory short selling to the moon. By the way, I ride with you and I’m not leaving.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOHo0SvasAA2HGv.jpg

Lol, is he a Dem plant to pick off low info Qanon wannabe techbros? It seems more likely with every passing day.

Am I missing something? WTF is this all about?

There might still be some worms in there, is probably WTF it's all about

RFK Jr. be like “I have a modest proposal…”

I saw a lawn sign for RFK.

A little voice inside your head said
Don't look back you can never look back

heh it keeps giving don’t it

presumed reply “well, yeah.”

A little worm inside my head, you mean

The most important takeaway from the RFK brainworm story, imo, is that the brainworm died after feasting on RFK's brain

it starved

Next press conference some intrepid journalist needs to ask Biden if his administration will support the Ape retail rebellion...

“You did it. You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!”

Seriously would have advised that brainworm against choosing the head of a Kennedy as a good hiding spot

RFK's brain would feed families (of worms)

The Worm Dynasty

I saw a lawn sign for RFK.

― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, May 21, 2024 2:54 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

There's one at the end of the driveway of the first home of a very sprawly McMansion subdivision near my work. It seems entirely perfect for the place.