Twitter C/D

that she's now a speech pathologist makes A LOT of sense

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GP5y_GoXIAEaemD?format=jpg&name=900x900

they've finally broke it

Lol

LETS GOOOO I CALLED IT https://t.co/W3LWl14lMG pic.twitter.com/AcuSbY8pEg

— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) June 12, 2024

How long until someone makes a spider that records every like and there is an extension to see the like page again

you can still see the page, they just removed the tab

I am never leaving twitter dot com

“Between  8  and  12  January  2024  I  published  11  posts  which  accused  Jeremy  Vine  of  having  a
sexual  interest  in  children,  and  created  a  hashtag  which  made  the  same  allegations,  which  were viewed  millions  of  times.  I  recognise  that  this  is  a…

— Joey Barton (@Joey7Barton) June 18, 2024

Russia forgot to pay its chatgpt bill so a bunch of angry Twitter accounts suddenly went haywire https://t.co/1PJdnUzNSq pic.twitter.com/FLp7OdcCeB

— Joe Bishop-Henchman 🗽💸⚖️🚆 (@jbhenchman) June 18, 2024

Fans come to X for the big moments. Whether you call it football or soccer, we love seeing your ❤️‍🔥 for the game https://t.co/g9dslGtPIA

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) June 21, 2024

Are the sycophantic blue tick replies AI yet?

some of them at least

to be fair to Linda, sports highlights are pretty much all that Twitter is good for now

Look what arrived in my office today! @kobyfeldmos years ago I found your work on @etsy and today my own custom piece, that means so much more than words can describe, has found its rightful home. 🏡

There wouldn’t be a beautiful X without all the individual people who form it… pic.twitter.com/oZn6Ee3uWx

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) June 14, 2024

Whenever someone posts a LY tweet on this thread, I instantly start earworming Mistadobalina: “Linda Yaccarino, Linda Yac-Yaccarino…” Genuinely happens every single bloody time. I might need to remove the bookmark.

gloryhallastoopid

What a night on twitter.

At least we have laughter

Would be lovely to see more accounts on 𝕏 simply posting beautiful content https://t.co/Zcmths2usv

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 1, 2024

*sneezes*

AI can post content

have u posted your bedroom yet

Wouldn't be surpised if Trump loses.

Elon Musk’s X goes full pro-Trump with custom hashtag emoji icons#MAGA now appears with a pic of Trump with his first in the air#Trump2024 appears with an American flag

if you click on the last one, American flags rain down on the search page

read: https://t.co/tSkXGFYSC8 pic.twitter.com/bSbzLEm935

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 18, 2024

apparently you cant mute them either

the digital town square

Every day I'm a little more glad I deleted my Twitter. No regrets.

You won't come across this unless you actively follow people.

But you will be implicitly supporting the system by which it exists

It will take a lot more than just deleting an app for you or I to stop supporting the system.

But you get extra purity points you can cash in for self righteousness

at least one positive of this election cycle is it finally made me quit twitter basically, i might log in every couple of of days to check dms but after 5 minutes i'm like yep i'm good and log out again.

never thought i'd be able to really, i was a total twitter sicko

If only hoops discourse didn't use Twitter, things would be a lot easier.

yeah elon kinda did us all a solid by breaking the bad toy

I relapsed after the presidential debate, but hated that I was getting re-addicted to something that's so much worse and frankly less compelling than it used to be, so I deactivated my account a week ago. I don't know that I want to delete it altogether, but I don't really feel like I'm missing much.

The toy has never ever been right. It pre-dates Musk.

PBKR - it's definitely easier to do this in the off-season

Not that it’s much better but the MMA/soccer/baseball subreddits get highlights and news up so fast it’s made Twitter mostly redundant.

Weird feature for the RNC to implement on their affiliate website

Apparently if Elon Musk, Doge Designer, End Wokeness, Andrew Tate, or Libs of Tik Tok follows your account, you're automatically whitelisted from being automoderated and can freely say slurs. https://t.co/AddoBTTUAM

— Quantіan1 (@quantian1) July 24, 2024

fuckin wow that is some low shit, also lol that they exposed it

My initial reaction is no way can that be real but it's Musk so it probably could be

its so him

absolutely the kind of shit he would do

01 Jan 1970

I’m slightly suspicious. Okta is not used on the product afaik. It’s purely for internal auth.

Twitter just activated a setting by default for everyone that gives them the right to use your data to train grok. They never announced it. You can disable this using the web but it's hidden. You can't disable using the mobile app

Direct link: https://t.co/lvinBlQoHC pic.twitter.com/LqiO0tyvZG

— Kimmy Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@EasyBakedOven) July 26, 2024

Apologies the slur allowlist is fake https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/07/26/jd-vance-couch-twitter-whitelist-fake/

i still believe

It was well known as a twitter joke, no? People didn't believe it, right? (It's still funny)

in this thread we believe the slur allowlist

So much debate on so many important topics today. 🔥

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) July 28, 2024

Linda's really earning her salary today.