luv 2 relax in my stainless steel claustrophobia generator
If you ever get kicked out of the house by your significant other for buying the Cybertruck, you know where you can still sleep in style pic.twitter.com/bAPBa2rpsT— Teslaconomics (@Teslaconomics) February 2, 2024
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 June 2024 16:13 (three months ago) link
I would not trust that thing to allow me back out of the trunk once I had crawled in.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Sunday, 9 June 2024 16:21 (three months ago) link
they've lost the mommybloggers https://www.threads.net/@i_am_random_sarah/post/C8IsAQ2yeS7
― 龜, Thursday, 13 June 2024 13:37 (three months ago) link
You hate to see it
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/tesla-autopilot-crashes-police-patrol-car-fullerton/3436547/
― omar little, Friday, 14 June 2024 14:33 (three months ago) link
Teslas are cool now
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Saturday, 15 June 2024 02:03 (three months ago) link
tesla autopilot is praxis
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 June 2024 02:58 (three months ago) link
tend not to look at tesla truck content cos frankly the whole thing is completely embarrassing but it is objectively hilarious looking at this guy having to make it go by *pulling a piece of string*.
lmao this fuckin piece of shit costs $100k and is less than 6 months oldthe "fix" for when it breaks is to peel back a plastic panel and pull a string to break it in a different way pic.twitter.com/eULv6SHIQM— 𝕏eͤ✞ꌚe͎n̆̈♨𝕏⊍תּḋᥑy҉҉ (@JetsenSunday) June 14, 2024
― Fizzles, Saturday, 15 June 2024 07:23 (three months ago) link
NEW:Elon Musk’s Neuralink has been sued by a staffer who says she got scratched on the face by a herpes-carrying monkey-- then was fired a day after she said she was pregnant. https://t.co/cIRPv2q2Nh— Gabe Hoffman (@GabeHoff) June 15, 2024
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 15 June 2024 07:51 (three months ago) link
The headlines are just going to be Mad Libs from here on in...
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 15 June 2024 07:54 (three months ago) link
He got his $56b tho
― a based robot like Bender (stevie), Saturday, 15 June 2024 09:54 (three months ago) link
this shit is wild, nasa boss who approved this boondoggle works at spacex now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxG0WAwwrGk
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 June 2024 12:46 (three months ago) link
lol
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/polopoly_fs/1.2078062.1716912319!/fileimage/httpImage/image.png_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/image.png
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Saturday, 15 June 2024 22:57 (three months ago) link
yikes
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 June 2024 22:59 (three months ago) link
seems like word of mouth works both ways. now show us tesla's drop in sales just in China.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 16 June 2024 00:15 (three months ago) link
there it is
🚨 BREAKING WSJ:SEC likely to seek enforcement action barring Elon Musk as public company officer / director, former SEC officials sayMusk deliberately violated securities laws requiring 13-D filing when he crossed 5% ownership of Twitter stock, disclosed 11 days late at 9% pic.twitter.com/GrYqLanHO1— Gabe Hoffman (@GabeHoff) June 17, 2024
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 June 2024 17:46 (three months ago) link
wow
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2024 18:07 (three months ago) link
does he still get his $50b
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2024 18:08 (three months ago) link
it goes to me now
― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2024 18:15 (three months ago) link
Coincidentally mark I was wondering if I could get $35 million from you
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2024 18:45 (three months ago) link
i also could use $35m if its not too much trouble
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2024 19:02 (three months ago) link
wow shows you who your fake friends are when they come clamoring for your paper when you make it, i (a real friend) on the other hand will settle for $100,000
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:14 (three months ago) link
I don't want a handout. I want a hand up.
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:15 (three months ago) link
speak for yourself, i would very much like a handout
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:18 (three months ago) link
upon reflection i actually need $50m thanks in advance
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2024 19:24 (three months ago) link
$35 mil works for me thanks ahead of time, will also take the $34.9 bise is leaving on the table if that makes things a little easier on everyone ta ta
― Clay, Monday, 17 June 2024 19:25 (three months ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/americas-homeless-want-a-hand-up-not-a-handout-vs-i-w-1819594266
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:44 (three months ago) link
Elon Musk had a sexual relationship with a former SpaceX intern, who he later hired onto his executive team, according to The Wall Street Journal. He also had a sexual relationship with a second employee. And a third woman alleged that Musk asked her several times to have his children; she refused. He then denied her a raise and complained about her performance.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/12/24176705/spacex-elon-musk-gwynne-shotwell-sexual-relationships
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2024 19:53 (three months ago) link
Just an absolute shitstain, on every level. Second only to Trump in the list of people I hope to never ever have to think about again.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:55 (three months ago) link
all these are malicious and evil but the horse story really puts a pin in how pathetic it all is
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 June 2024 20:36 (three months ago) link
That is not what expected when I heard “the horse story”
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 02:05 (three months ago) link
I may have been intentionally vague there
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 14:06 (three months ago) link
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old enough to remember the major scandal when a tiny percentage of toyotas might have been defective
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:14 (three months ago) link
Old enough to remember when it was Audis before that.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 07:18 (three months ago) link
??? pic.twitter.com/MjAay9kgFz— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 26, 2024
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 27 June 2024 15:53 (three months ago) link
Personally intervening to give an update on restoring the account of someone who was banned for posting a picture of a child being horribly abused is definitely a choice
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Thursday, 27 June 2024 16:27 (three months ago) link
and its not even the first time
― lag∞n, Thursday, 27 June 2024 16:28 (three months ago) link
You know Elon has terabytes of CSA on a hard drive labeled “epic wow”.
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 June 2024 16:36 (three months ago) link
Hey y'all. Just wondering if anyone knows of a good article that maps out Elon's interactions with the bigot community. I've seen enough of this over the years, but I'd love to find a strong explainer from a reputable source that could make sense to an audience that doesn't know who Ian Miles Cheong or people like that are.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 12:41 (two months ago) link
robotaxi delayed... shocking
― 龜, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:38 (two months ago) link
also: https://archive.ph/hf9zv
Mr. Musk, 53, has directed SpaceX employees to drill into the design and details of a Martian city, according to five people with knowledge of the efforts and documents viewed by The New York Times. One team is drawing up plans for small dome habitats, including the materials that could be used to build them. Another is working on spacesuits to combat Mars’s hostile environment, while a medical team is researching whether humans can have children there. Mr. Musk has volunteered his sperm to help seed a colony, two people familiar with his comments said.
this may be an unpopular opinion around here, but i think you have to respect elon musk for being willing to jerk off into a cup in order to save the future of humanity
― 龜, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:39 (two months ago) link
MUSK/TRUMP MARS COLONY FOR ALL TRUE PATRIOTS
― Cow_Art, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:41 (two months ago) link
With this final missing piece, it is clear that assembling all of his many companies is aligned towards this one goal - to help him volunteer his sperm wherever he feels it is needed.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:55 (two months ago) link
Mars Needs Jism
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Friday, 12 July 2024 15:18 (two months ago) link
going to be real fun when they have LIFE ON MARS week and show live footage from first attempt to colonize Mars and cut away Owen Hart style when the first suit fails and a head explodes
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 July 2024 16:22 (two months ago) link
SUCCESS
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Friday, 12 July 2024 16:33 (two months ago) link
"Another is working on spacesuits to combat Musk’s hostile environment"
― scanner darkly, Saturday, 13 July 2024 16:22 (two months ago) link
Don’t blame me, I wouldn’t buy a fucking Tesla
― beamish13, Saturday, 13 July 2024 16:25 (two months ago) link
Uh-oh, the final straw
Tech billionaire Elon Musk on Tuesday said he will move the headquarters for his aerospace company, SpaceX, and social media company, X, out of California, after Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed a bill banning school districts from requiring parents to be notified if their child decides to change their gender identity.
“This is the final straw. Because of this law and the many others that preceded it, attacking both families and companies, SpaceX will now move its HQ from Hawthorne, California, to Starbase, Texas,” Musk wrote on X Tuesday.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:15 (two months ago) link
GTFO
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:19 (two months ago) link
he was probably moving anyway due to some sweetheart tax deal that TX offered, but might as well fire a culture war salvo on your way out
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:20 (two months ago) link