speak for yourself, i would very much like a handout
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:18 (three months ago) link
upon reflection i actually need $50m thanks in advance
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2024 19:24 (three months ago) link
$35 mil works for me thanks ahead of time, will also take the $34.9 bise is leaving on the table if that makes things a little easier on everyone ta ta
― Clay, Monday, 17 June 2024 19:25 (three months ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/americas-homeless-want-a-hand-up-not-a-handout-vs-i-w-1819594266
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:44 (three months ago) link
Elon Musk had a sexual relationship with a former SpaceX intern, who he later hired onto his executive team, according to The Wall Street Journal. He also had a sexual relationship with a second employee. And a third woman alleged that Musk asked her several times to have his children; she refused. He then denied her a raise and complained about her performance.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/12/24176705/spacex-elon-musk-gwynne-shotwell-sexual-relationships
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2024 19:53 (three months ago) link
Just an absolute shitstain, on every level. Second only to Trump in the list of people I hope to never ever have to think about again.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 June 2024 19:55 (three months ago) link
all these are malicious and evil but the horse story really puts a pin in how pathetic it all is
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 June 2024 20:36 (three months ago) link
That is not what expected when I heard “the horse story”
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 02:05 (three months ago) link
I may have been intentionally vague there
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 14:06 (three months ago) link
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old enough to remember the major scandal when a tiny percentage of toyotas might have been defective
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 01:14 (three months ago) link
Old enough to remember when it was Audis before that.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 07:18 (three months ago) link
??? pic.twitter.com/MjAay9kgFz— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 26, 2024
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Thursday, 27 June 2024 15:53 (three months ago) link
Personally intervening to give an update on restoring the account of someone who was banned for posting a picture of a child being horribly abused is definitely a choice
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Thursday, 27 June 2024 16:27 (three months ago) link
and its not even the first time
― lag∞n, Thursday, 27 June 2024 16:28 (three months ago) link
You know Elon has terabytes of CSA on a hard drive labeled “epic wow”.
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 June 2024 16:36 (three months ago) link
Hey y'all. Just wondering if anyone knows of a good article that maps out Elon's interactions with the bigot community. I've seen enough of this over the years, but I'd love to find a strong explainer from a reputable source that could make sense to an audience that doesn't know who Ian Miles Cheong or people like that are.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 12:41 (two months ago) link
robotaxi delayed... shocking
― 龜, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:38 (two months ago) link
also: https://archive.ph/hf9zv
Mr. Musk, 53, has directed SpaceX employees to drill into the design and details of a Martian city, according to five people with knowledge of the efforts and documents viewed by The New York Times. One team is drawing up plans for small dome habitats, including the materials that could be used to build them. Another is working on spacesuits to combat Mars’s hostile environment, while a medical team is researching whether humans can have children there. Mr. Musk has volunteered his sperm to help seed a colony, two people familiar with his comments said.
this may be an unpopular opinion around here, but i think you have to respect elon musk for being willing to jerk off into a cup in order to save the future of humanity
― 龜, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:39 (two months ago) link
MUSK/TRUMP MARS COLONY FOR ALL TRUE PATRIOTS
― Cow_Art, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:41 (two months ago) link
With this final missing piece, it is clear that assembling all of his many companies is aligned towards this one goal - to help him volunteer his sperm wherever he feels it is needed.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 July 2024 14:55 (two months ago) link
Mars Needs Jism
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Friday, 12 July 2024 15:18 (two months ago) link
going to be real fun when they have LIFE ON MARS week and show live footage from first attempt to colonize Mars and cut away Owen Hart style when the first suit fails and a head explodes
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 July 2024 16:22 (two months ago) link
SUCCESS
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Friday, 12 July 2024 16:33 (two months ago) link
"Another is working on spacesuits to combat Musk’s hostile environment"
― scanner darkly, Saturday, 13 July 2024 16:22 (two months ago) link
Don’t blame me, I wouldn’t buy a fucking Tesla
― beamish13, Saturday, 13 July 2024 16:25 (two months ago) link
Uh-oh, the final straw
Tech billionaire Elon Musk on Tuesday said he will move the headquarters for his aerospace company, SpaceX, and social media company, X, out of California, after Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed a bill banning school districts from requiring parents to be notified if their child decides to change their gender identity.
“This is the final straw. Because of this law and the many others that preceded it, attacking both families and companies, SpaceX will now move its HQ from Hawthorne, California, to Starbase, Texas,” Musk wrote on X Tuesday.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:15 (two months ago) link
GTFO
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:19 (two months ago) link
he was probably moving anyway due to some sweetheart tax deal that TX offered, but might as well fire a culture war salvo on your way out
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:20 (two months ago) link
god can he just move himself to Mars already?
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:25 (two months ago) link
w/ Sammy Hagar
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:36 (two months ago) link
I mean, if he's going, I've got a whole list of crew he can take with him, just so tired of this asshat taking up our valuable airspace (not to mention that this clueless culture war dipshit has influence with America's government).
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:37 (two months ago) link
can Elon stop making his personal failures as a father into public battles? just start caring about Mars law or something. let us deal with Earth
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 21:53 (two months ago) link
Imagine all those SpaceX employees just dying to move to Brownsville.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 22:32 (two months ago) link
not to mention the San Franciscans still somehow working at Twitter, erm, 'X'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 22:41 (two months ago) link
I think Twitter employees now are all expendable H1Bs and a few replacement-level reply guys
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 23:24 (two months ago) link
guys Starbase, Texas
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 July 2024 02:06 (two months ago) link
could Elon have a neighbor that beats him up too
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 July 2024 02:43 (two months ago) link
Apparently Twitter/X is moving/consolidating to Austin, so double ouch to the SpaceX crew, who on the bright side get quick access to Mexico when the necessity to bug out of the USA arrives.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 July 2024 03:56 (two months ago) link
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/07/17/09/87436573-0-image-a-4_1721206723849.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 17 July 2024 19:43 (two months ago) link
Needs a "...like a dog."
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 July 2024 20:11 (two months ago) link
"Apparently Twitter/X is moving/consolidating to Austin,"
the first thing i heard on t.v. news this morning was: "Elon Musk is moving all of his Xs to Texas..."
and i laughed because i am fond of George Strait.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 July 2024 20:18 (two months ago) link
(Blue) Check Yes or No
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 July 2024 20:36 (two months ago) link
Ass In The Hole
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 July 2024 20:37 (two months ago) link
hell yeah brother
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― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 July 2024 00:27 (two months ago) link
Remember the Elmo
― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 July 2024 01:12 (two months ago) link
"Wyatt Derp." from https://bsky.app/profile/johnpfaff.bsky.social/post/3kxjczjldan2l
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 18 July 2024 01:15 (two months ago) link
Shame
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 18 July 2024 01:28 (two months ago) link
lol its obviously an AI photo too since he looks terrible in the actual photos of him wearing a cowboy hat
― frogbs, Thursday, 18 July 2024 01:30 (two months ago) link
High Goon
― nickn, Thursday, 18 July 2024 02:59 (two months ago) link
I think I hate this guy even more than Trump actually. at least Trump has some sort of personality, this guy is just cartoonishly boring and cringeworthy. I think back to the video where he unveiled the Cybertruck, the one where he hires some guy to chuck a rock at the window in order to demonstrate why he had to build such a stupid looking car...if it could withstand a rock being thrown at the glass without any damage that's at least kinda impressive. and of course the glass just shatters. it should be such a funny moment but somehow it isn't, because it's about Elon Musk, and Elon Musk is standing right there, and nothing can really be funny if he's in the frame
idk what it is, something like how Family Feud now is just a series of Steve Harvey reaction gifs, the stuff that's being said isn't funny but Steve's reaction usually is. Elon's like the opposite of that
― frogbs, Thursday, 18 July 2024 03:13 (two months ago) link