rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

my dad is 89 and has voted 100% democrat his whole life. his father was a connecticut republican from the old school. a yankee republican because of the conservative money thing. taxes. the stock market. my dad was on all the boards in my town when i was a kid. planning board. school board. etc. he hates trump. thinks biden and kamala are great. he would totally be happy to vote for kamala. he loves strong women politicans. the only tough one for him would be if tom selleck ran for president as a republican. he might be torn there. he loves his Blue Bloods so.

Shit, *I* might have to consider GOP candidate Tom Selleck

He’s 79!

We haven't had a mustachioed president since Taft

79% sexy moustache, yes

so weird that magnum is 79.

Whom would Tom selleckt as running mate? James Garner is dead.

it should have been burt reynolds. rip burt reynolds

Larry Manetti or nothing

The mustache is the running mate

Selleck/‘Stache 2028

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d7/b6/fd/d7b6fdd949229b40abd0656f6fd8b6e8.gif

Tom Selleck will pay off the national debt with a reverse mortgage on Yellowstone.

Jon Voight to appease the Q crowd

James Garner is dead.

Garner was a huge lefty pothead who hated Reagan.

My kind of people

Garner was a huge lefty pothead who hated Reagan.

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain)

Maverick out here looking at John McCain like...

The other maverick seems more likely these days (yes I know not born in the us it’s still a good joke) (yes I know there is another other maverick who is in a cult and has slaves equally a good joke)

Hey don’t say that about Madonna

President Dirk Nowitzki

I remember Madonna endorsing Wesley Clark in 2004

he's FOUR STAR GENERAL Wesley Clark to his friends

Yeah but it’s a light 4

despite that all of Clark's friends still stand erect and salute crisply when they see him

Calling her record label “Maverick” was one of off-brand for her. It always made me think of the Ford Maverick.

“Kind of” off-brand

James Woods showed up in my feed today, and I was like: oh, right, Selleck/Woods ‘24

did robert mueller investigate trump's connection to epstein? it seems that might have been another channel for "kompromat," although not connected to russia

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/epstein-documents-trump.html

i think the answer is no. he was scrupulous in not going beyond his mandate iirc. but it's very bizarre. the "katie johnson" allegation (i think that is a pseudonym) was from 2016, so while trump was running for prez (suspicious maybe) but before epstein was a household name.

Now our only hope is Biden dies.

think positive, they could both die

at least there is one positive to gerontocratic degeneracy!

think positive, they could both die

Been predicting this for a year! Or at least that they would both be incapacitated before November. It would be surreal to have Harris v. Vance or whoever in just a few months.

The only fun now is waiting to see how they blame the left for Trump's win.

Gerontophobe Berniecrats (wait...) just refused to turn out for Joe etc..

think positive, they could both die

Surely this can be arranged?

Idk, I wonder how many signatures you could get on an open letter saying “will no one rid me of these turbulent candidates?”

Surely there's no glory or real sense of victory in beating an old ailing man, though, is there, Donald?

"Hi - we know you did the Tylenol Murders several decades ago. No, no, put your hands down. You're not under arrest. If you're willing to earn back some of your freedom, there's a McNugget supply we need your help with"