Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

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"Does he have a sea turtle under his vest?"

irreconcilable aesthetic criteria (Eric H.), Friday, 21 August 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Tonight on Old Lady Gets Killed!

andrew m., Friday, 21 August 2009 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha, that's my favorite one.

"Oh, my bra popped."

irreconcilable aesthetic criteria (Eric H.), Friday, 21 August 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Watching Racket Girls again thanks to that recent set -- Jesus H. I can't disagree with Eric H. about making that one a top choice.

Next set:

Episodes will be: 105- THE CORPSE VANISHES (with short: COMMANDO CODY PT 3), 501- WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD, 521- SANTA CLAUS and 701- NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST (with short: ONCE UPON A HONEYMOON)

Extras will include:
* A new interview with “Warrior of the Lost World” director David Worth
* Santa Claus Conquers the Devil: A 50-Year Retrospective
* Santa Claus original radio spot
* Santa Claus still gallery
* Teaser for “Wonder World of K. Gordon Murray in Colorscope”
* Night of the Blood Beast Turkey Day host segments
* Turkey Day ‘95 bumpers
* Original theatrical trailers
* 4 exclusive MST3K lobby cards by artist Steve Vance
* And, in a limited-edition version, a Tom Servo figurine

It’s scheduled for release on Dec. 1.

I do like the continued progression through Season 1, I'm hoping that continues.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 September 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Racket Girls is just non-stop, relentless riffing with virtually nil dud punchlines, especially when action switches to the ring.

boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 September 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

"IT'S IGGY POP!"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 September 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

"Strut, pout, put it out, that's what you want from Grandma!"

"I love the rings! Whoopee!"

("You sure look like a swell dish to me.") "Chaplin speaks!"

boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 September 2009 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

added "racket girls" to my netflix. we just watched "touch of satan," which drags a little towards the end (both the original and the mocking), also lacks much in the way of satan.

GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 13 September 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link

like, apparently satan a) saves peoples' lives if you agree to do nothing in particular for him, b) makes old ladies kill cops and c) keeps you looking youthful for well over 100 years.

GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 13 September 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

"That's where the fish lives!"

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Sunday, 13 September 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

RIP Robert Ginty, aka 'the Paper Chase guy' from Warrior of the Lost World.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

aww, RIP. i remember him from such films as "the exterminator."

Ginty later directed a hip-hop production of "A Clockwork Orange" in Toronto.

GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2009 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Trailer for "One More Time", the official sequel to "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"

There are...no words to describe this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K14nHF4IKwA

Pheeel, Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/TwLkA.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Guys, I love Gypsy so much. If ever I am having to deal with a woman who is insane and impatient, pretending she is Gypsy makes everything manageable.

existential eggs (Abbott), Monday, 19 October 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

How they say "Hey, girl," to her in the intro makes me laugh every time.

existential eggs (Abbott), Monday, 19 October 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

BECAUSE HEEEEEEEEEEE HOLDS ME!
HEEEEEEEEEEE WANTS ME!
HEEEEEEEEEEE LIKES TO WEAR MITTENS!
HEEEEEEEEEEE'S GOT A DEVIATED SEPTUM!

James Mitchell, Friday, 23 October 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://keepcirculatingthetapes.blogspot.com

Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that yours?

existential eggs (Abbott), Saturday, 24 October 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

(fwiw I just asked him the easy way, by talking to him, and he said "yes.") Awesome!

existential eggs (Abbott), Saturday, 24 October 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahaha so handy.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 October 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

eye creatures episode is classic, 'specially the part about how the filmmakers "just. didn't. care."

latebloomer, Sunday, 25 October 2009 05:24 (fifteen years ago) link

otm that could be my favorite episode

pixiedust: movement of tinkerbell (tremendoid), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:21 (fifteen years ago) link

If you look on torrent sites there's the Danger! Death Ray 'Bop-a-dop-a-da-dah' soundtrack to download.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 25 October 2009 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link

oh my god that blog. there goes the rest of my life.

daytime shooter, nighttime shanksta (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 25 October 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

went to see the Riff Trax Christmas shorts live thing at a local movie theater last night. Not bad! Lotsa good, creepy Santa stuff. And Weird Al makes a guest appearance, but he seemed eager to leave the stage.

andrew m., Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Really need to bust out Santa Claus Conquers the Martians here (both MST3K and the Cinematic Titanic version).

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I wanted to go to the Riff Trax Christmas, but I have been way to busy and there's no way I could find a babysitter.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The first year that we can't celebrate a Patrick Swayze Christmas ;(

James Mitchell, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd say just take your child, nicole, but it would probably put him/her off santa, elves, other children, moms, dads, pork, "small and of no account" christmas trees, and various other things for life.

andrew m., Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know how other people in the theater would have felt about having a rambunctious 2 year old there.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

a rambunctious 2 year old would've been better than being stuck next to a bunch of fools who apparently thought that the pros riffing on screen gave them license to add their own loud riffs for 2 hours!

andrew m., Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Yikes. Next time, maybe they should do some sort of pay per view or on demand type of thing, because that sounds bad.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

went to see the Riff Trax Christmas shorts live thing at a local movie theater last night. Not bad! Lotsa good, creepy Santa stuff.

saw this with my friend last night. good times! the shorts were very very confounding/creepy.

krampus activities (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

there's one about this little doll that comes to life that is the stuff of nightmares

also a 30's/40's newsreel short about a swimming exhibition featuring esther williams, johnny weismuller AND buster crabbe

krampus activities (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

and swimming

krampus activities (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to see Cinematic Titanic live on New Year's Eve.

President Keyes, Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the full version of night train to mundo fine up there has destroyed all rational thought.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

best. song. ever.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Now is the time of year to play Superdome and go 'what the hell.' Even in the KTMA era they knew how to handle slop so perfectly.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

"This would fall into the category of 'plot facets we don't care about.'"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

the full version of night train to mundo fine up there has destroyed all rational thought.

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Monday, January 11, 2010 6:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

best. song. ever.

― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, January 11, 2010 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^
i love this song too! mike has some funny ad-libs over it as well.

Mr. Big STFU (ojo), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"Drink Night Train/Go to the basketball game/Throw up under the bleachers..."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I still rep for "Idiot Control Now" from Pod People. It stinks!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

and here's the worst. song. ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBuRvsLK1Pc

Fahrvergnügent (herb albert), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

my mitchell: i think i'll keep him

andrew m., Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

speaking of mst3k tunes and such, check the leonardo music journal over on noise thread. someone's put up a boatload of morricone stuff, including the danger: diabolik! soundtrack. it's ripped from the movie because the og tapes burned or something, so there's bits of dialog. which is kinda fun in a way, especially for fans of the mst3k version.

andrew m., Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Doesn't rank as high as Creepy Girl, but "Werewolf" end credits still make me laugh til I cry...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLDQOVrtgJ4

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link


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