http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_144a.jpg
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 October 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago)
the current print copy full of archival stuff is hilar
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 October 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/DNC_archive.jpg
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
old I know, but it keeps cracking me up
This is my favorite this week.
Witnesses said they first detected a difference in McCain's demeanor yesterday, when he paused suddenly in the middle of a speech about Obama's tax policies, shook his head and demanded to know what year it was. Others were reportedly confused when McCain abruptly left the stage to find a mirror and softly touched his face while whispering to himself, "Oh, boy. Who am I this time?"
― crusty but benign (kenan), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 04:25 (sixteen years ago)
QL references get me every time.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 04:34 (sixteen years ago)
Ever notice how if you read too much Onion at once, actual news starts to resemble it more and more?
― crusty but benign (kenan), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago)
^^^this
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 04:59 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive?utm_source=embedded_video
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
lol, look at who's posting most to ilx about it
― gabbneb, Thursday, 6 November 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
Blagojevich Just Getting Started
January 14, 2009 | Issue 45•03
SPRINGFIELD, IL—Hoo, boy, if you thought Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich had finished soliciting bribes from state officials, shamelessly defying federal investigators, and generally acting like a megalomaniacal lunatic, you'd better think again. The crazy bastard, sources confirmed Monday, is just getting warmed up. "I will not relinquish my position as governor, and I will continue to fight these outrageous allegations," Blagojevich said Tuesday, referring to the multiple counts of fraud and extortion being leveled against him, and hinting at a range of other insanely illegal activities you wouldn't believe if he told you. "I know the good people of the state of Illinois support my complete and total exoneration, and look forward to my possible 2016 presidential bid." As of press time, no one could believe the stones on this guy.
― Eddie Funnie (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 15 January 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)
the onion is on fire lately...is anyone else noticing this? so fucking funny day in day out. I dream of working there one day.
― Local Garda, Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)
omg at this, the magazine is so dope
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_162a.jpg
― special guest stars mark bronson, Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_143a.jpg
― twitty milk (deej), Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_145a.jpg
yeah love those covers...is the mag content all on the website? it seems like it isn't.
― Local Garda, Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:12 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian_teen_has_sweaty_middle_aged
^^^is that Martin Jol on the wall?
― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:18 (sixteen years ago)
rush limbaugh?
― Local Garda, Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:19 (sixteen years ago)
Funny as the Japanese girl story is, the merciless dissection of middle-aged losers makes me die a little bit inside.
― This is ILXOR, we do what we like (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:22 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_147a.jpg
― twitty milk (deej), Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)
"It's not uncommon for Asian girls to be fascinated with these types of men," said Dr. Yasuhara, who found in a recent survey that three out of 10 Japanese teenage girls list Paul Giamatti as the most attractive American celebrity.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 31 January 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/Picture1-1.png
― mose def (kenan), Saturday, 31 January 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34138
stone classic
― "olympics rings" (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 21 February 2009 09:08 (sixteen years ago)
*forwarding to people I know have a subscription*
― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Saturday, 21 February 2009 12:40 (sixteen years ago)
*pausing, noticing it's 6 years old*
― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Saturday, 21 February 2009 12:43 (sixteen years ago)
*acknowledging its stone-classic status, despite its un-forwardability*
― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Saturday, 21 February 2009 12:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/plan_to_start_little_stationery
Didn't even read the story, headline is gold.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2009 14:05 (sixteen years ago)
I lol'ed on the train home reading this
― Capitaine Jay Vee, Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
err..."reading this on the train home."
― Capitaine Jay Vee, Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
I guess it's not online, but I lol'd like a nut reading the print edition I picked up at the train station that had the headline, "Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While Riding Tricycle Through House."
― kenan, Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
Whith a shopped pic of the twins in knee-high socks, with the caption, "The ghostly former first daughters, shortly after a White House elevator reportedly overflowed with cherry daiquiri."
― kenan, Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lovecraftian_school_board_member
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)
"Charles sure likes to bang on that madness drum," fellow school board member Danielle Kolker said. "I'm not totally sold on his plan to let gibbering, half-formed creatures dripping with ichor feed off the flesh and fear of our students.
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_166a_0.jpg
― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:05 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_105a.jpg
― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_152a.jpg
― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
Kenan's Bush Twins: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sasha_obama_keeps_seeing_creepy
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
It has been good lately. Current issue has lots of good stuff.
― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)
For my $, they'll never top "Suicide Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb"
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 5 March 2009 09:36 (sixteen years ago)
Holy shit this ones a punch in the guts
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/son_its_time_we_have_a_talk
― one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 5 March 2009 10:04 (sixteen years ago)
jesus
― circa1916, Thursday, 5 March 2009 10:08 (sixteen years ago)
That's horrible. Also, important to remember about our new friends and creditors.
― kenan, Thursday, 5 March 2009 10:18 (sixteen years ago)
Man, is it ever not funny, though.
Obama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of Presidency
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_outfitted_with_238_motion
(there's one missing from the first picture, under his left ribs)
― koogs, Thursday, 5 March 2009 11:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://pitchfork.com/news/34809-billy-corgan-speaks-before-congress/
― and how (omar little), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/stephon_marbury_embroils_celtics
^^^ I bet it was a lot of fun to write this
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)
sports = most constantly good section
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29938?utm_source=most_pop_dugg
― corps of discovery (schlump), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:48 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, that was funny when I read it 12 years ago.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 13:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/renowned_hoo_ha_doctor_wins_nobel?utm_source=a-section
― bidfurd, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)