ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

we wz thinking of teh clyde beer garden

beer garden maybe not looking so enticing

cripes i haven't been to the clyde in a koala's age

last time i was there we had a competition to see who could blow the highest blood alcohol reading

lolllllllll

it's good in the summer! seems a bit dingy inside, but.

they do have pool table tho which our back-up venue (puggs on elgin) does not.

Wo ist der Clyde.. I need to find new smoke-friendly booze venues in the CBD and my hood.

clyde is notorious melb uni pube in elgin st

Oh ew. I used to hang out at that horrible beer barn across from RMIT ... what was it? The Oxford? Stench of 1st year nerdboys. No thanks.

lowdown

haha that's why we stick to the outdoor section!

any venue likely to be full of students is guaranteed to be pretty ropey

I learnt the truth at seventeen
That life was meant for footy kings
And rich-boy bands with poor-boy slogans
And physically superior bogans

Thank yew RH Barrassi.

http://www.spill-label.org/nw/nw.php actually

scroll to bottom

LOL early 80s canberrans... I wonder if I know these guys. Im a bit younger than em but it'd be bloody funny.

wish i still had my LSO tape :(

Man these guys lyrics remind me of SubGenius, they did this kind of lol stuff too.

MELB MONGS!! I am taking some days off next week to have a long weekend in Melbs next weekend (not this one comin' up, the next one)!!

― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

needs more sizzle

btw I am not in melb next w/end, how's that fer timing

oh well, I might put it off then

It might be better if I do that, since I actually have to move house the week after.

I think it was me just thinking out loudly because work is driving me mad and I need to escape.

a pina colada might help with that

Anyway, it's time for a new segment...THE TWO LAST PEOPLE THAT HAVE SENT ME DIRECT MESSAGES ON TWITTER:

1. Autumn Almanac
2. Chas from The Chaser (talkin' 'bout AFL, no less)

go catters

happy father's day, just in case any of you have impregnated somebody

not this week

i note my cats did not get me any fathers day presents

fair dinkum disgrace that is

is a donut classifiable as 'dinner'?

is it filled with jam & sprinkled with, er, sprinkles?

yay to the former, nay to the latter

hmmm, more like an entree in that case

I pushed the boat out and had cheap steak.

Now that the Blues are out the finals, I don't care, I'm living fancy free.

still at a loss how they dropped that lead, i mean srsly

It's fucken Carlton, that's what we've done all this decade.

mornin fuckos

what it is

Shit, so far ;_;

wappened

Arr nothing specific, I'm just a little unwell, cranky and tired, am in doghaus again for smoking indoors too much, the usual.

i'm attempting to give up the fageroonies again, will see how that goes

I shd probably think of doing so too. I'm just pissing off the guy.

dudes, fanged frogs on our doorstep

cripes!

...and a giant rat, which may turn out to be the biggest in the world

double cripes!

the main predators are giant monitor lizards while kangaroos have evolved to live in trees

Awesome pix!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/9/6/1252253473483/The-King-Bird-of-Paradise-007.jpg

Love this bird.

looks like a bit of old pumpkin

lol @ the front of MX. "st kilda and northcote full of wankers" well SURPRISE SURPRISE

Oh, did they name anyone we know?

sadly all i could see was the headline and the large cover pic of some goth

ebay-selling mentalism of the day: promo for a Jimmy Barnes album that came out is at $52 (ending tomorrow), AC/DC promo for two tracks not available on CD otherwise is at $4.52

^ lol display name/post confluence

LOL they're filming a scene for City Homicide in the alleyway outside our office's windows. Everyone's rubbernecking out the window watching pretend detectives slam a dude up against a wall and cuff him and shove him in a copcar.