ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

is a donut classifiable as 'dinner'?

is it filled with jam & sprinkled with, er, sprinkles?

yay to the former, nay to the latter

hmmm, more like an entree in that case

I pushed the boat out and had cheap steak.

Now that the Blues are out the finals, I don't care, I'm living fancy free.

still at a loss how they dropped that lead, i mean srsly

It's fucken Carlton, that's what we've done all this decade.

mornin fuckos

what it is

Shit, so far ;_;

wappened

Arr nothing specific, I'm just a little unwell, cranky and tired, am in doghaus again for smoking indoors too much, the usual.

i'm attempting to give up the fageroonies again, will see how that goes

I shd probably think of doing so too. I'm just pissing off the guy.

dudes, fanged frogs on our doorstep

cripes!

...and a giant rat, which may turn out to be the biggest in the world

double cripes!

the main predators are giant monitor lizards while kangaroos have evolved to live in trees

Awesome pix!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/9/6/1252253473483/The-King-Bird-of-Paradise-007.jpg

Love this bird.

looks like a bit of old pumpkin

lol @ the front of MX. "st kilda and northcote full of wankers" well SURPRISE SURPRISE

Oh, did they name anyone we know?

sadly all i could see was the headline and the large cover pic of some goth

ebay-selling mentalism of the day: promo for a Jimmy Barnes album that came out is at $52 (ending tomorrow), AC/DC promo for two tracks not available on CD otherwise is at $4.52

^ lol display name/post confluence

LOL they're filming a scene for City Homicide in the alleyway outside our office's windows. Everyone's rubbernecking out the window watching pretend detectives slam a dude up against a wall and cuff him and shove him in a copcar.

BTW I wonder if the MX goth was somoeone I knew. Scene is full of stuck up models and burlesque "dancers" these days. What ever happened to 80s grungey swamprock dudes I ask you, everyone has drawn on eyebrows and perfect hair now.

yell out something humourous at an inopportune moment

xpost she was def of the 'burlesque'/'drawn on eyebrows' crowd

both of which i don't not find appealing

is anyone NOT a 'burlesque' dancer nowadays

I know right, theyre either that or a fecking roller derby girl. Mutter.

as long as the boobs aren't drawn on amirite.

saying no to 'pasties' is a fool's pursuit

^trufax

am thinking of releasing a line of iceboxes for goths, rollderderby girls, 'alternative body shape' models etc to keep their druinks cool

can you see where i'm going with this or do i need to drop the punchline

keep their DRINKS cool

um

yeah i'm not getting it quite yet

the BURLESKY

lool

Hahahahaha oh jesus.

try the veal!

I'm trying v hard not to bust a nut laughing in the office tbh

um trayce do you know what that phrase means

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bust+a+nut

haha that reminds me

HI I HAVE A SMALL PENIS.

... yeah, yer right, it doesnt work.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 13:24 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha ha trayce has a small penis

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 13:29 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...and it doesn't work!!!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 13:30 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha. must've been before my time, that one!

I know what it means, thats why it's stupid to say! (for a girly)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I do like to wave my metaphorical dick around.

Well that brought it to the party!

Fuk, I'm bored.