ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

Yeah I know I would feel a billion better if I stopped, at least for a while but ... I just dont wanna :/

I've never smoked. Am I missing out??

yes. commence immediately. you will be drowning in poon before you finish the first one

hodapp its chubbies that are attracted by the siren signal of my lit fag

i would hope so

http://images3.jlist.com/g3/DAI524_p58.jpg

sydney thursday sept 24th
melbourne tuesday sept 29th
?
name a bar and give me a time and i will find it and then find all you and we will lauuughhh at the improbability of it all. and then we'll talk about esteban buttez and chubbies and trannies for the rest of the night.

my bar suggestions

hell skitchen
hoarse bizarre

any other thoughts guize?

Those places are so tiny and crammed though :(

I wd pref somewhere I can have a durry but yknow whatever.

What about upstairs @ bimbos

i don't imagine they'll be terribly crammed on a tues nite! also you can smoke inside in both

You... wait, WHAT?

trufax

with hells sadly it is only in the corridor but HB has that whole front area!

It does? Man, wtf have I been missing all this time, I tought HB was just a little narrow room a la Spleen?

Ive been going to Lounge because I didnt know anywhere else I could pong on. And Im not a fan of hells tbh - sitting on a cramped staircase surrounded by bins and hipsters isnt my idea of comfy or fun :/

I apologise for never attending any FAPs. For many reasons not unconnected to being a single parent, failed musician and full time employee I hardly have any time or money these days so I stay at home any chance I get. But this may change. Life is change.

hooray!

i know how you feel, save for the single parent bit

I'm just a hermit, I dont have any excuse rly :(

ur not failed

is syd only the 24th or 24th-28th?

24th and then back again around the 6th of october for a few days

hells and horsey both good options, i feel

heh heh, "feel"

I am good for either proposed Sydney date, I shall let kit make the judgement call on that.

Let's see if we can pull something together for the 24th, then we've got a backup option if it all goes Melbournian

moley are you down for this? I will investigate availability of ILX-refugees, who might not be so cool for a thurs eve. If all else fails Pato can take jergins for a burgerdate and get two straws in a malt shake.

I don't quite get this innuendo but I'll roll with it.

No, in YOU end-o!

haha great, looking forward to meeting any and all

Sorry, can't FAP yet again. Hospital stuff going down for the next 2-3 weeks (nothing too serious, just foot surgery for my lady).

what the fuck is this and why is it assaulting my eyeballs

http://images.theage.com.au/2009/09/12/727292/fp_jones_120909-300x368.jpg

Haha yeah I saw that earlier and thought "what a fucking nob"

is he STEEMPUNK

Context please

front of the age website yestdee

I see.

hey guys....i was overseas for a while but now i'm back in sydney. what's happening? fap you say?

fappin with jergin(s), yes

wb jh

monday monday blah blah, blah blah bla-blah

How nice is this weather lately? Saturday was awesomepants.

i didn't fancy the wind much during the afternoon but god it was good when the sun went down!

It was so dry I was getting static shocks every time I touched a door handle, it was bizarre. Very perthy weather with that hot wind.

so excited for spring

Hay jergs I feel dumb for asking this as I shd be paying attenshun but where are you actually from, is it NZ?

hey it's cool, no reason you'd know anything about me!

Seattle usa

seattle and melbourne are like sister cities

jergz will u still be in town for parklife? erol sideshow at ridic-named club 'sorry grandma' the night before

Hahah awes new screenname jim =)

jergs: aha, ok! Why did I think NZ, guh. Hey that'll be the second seattler here! Are you gonna end up in a pram in the gutter like donut bitch did ;P

that wz me,,,,in the gutter