Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete

I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!

Oh, you should post them here.

"#^&*$$%&*"

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

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unabiden

lol

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

wotta comedian

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

Ew!

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

Which is fitting.

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

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I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

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11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

barely able to see

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

Those famous Unabomber types

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

like what

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

yeah - i hear you on that one.

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about Picthfork, I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

i wonder if Kamala was a Debarge fan...that would be cool.

Poop jokes and butts and fecal imagery make this board virtually unreadable to me. That's mostly why I haven't been around for months. I see a thread title and think it looks intresting but often find it's screen after screen of people going out of their way to make poop references to unrelated topics.

In the sense that any group is a composite of its members, if that's what people like, then that's what it will be. I guess I'm just saying this here because if no one ever expresses a different perspective, there's no counterweight.

Now that we have a hidden text feature … a girl can hope in orbit orm

I must be clicking on the wrong ILM threads (or the right ones?)

yeah, I'm wondering which threads these are, but maybe I don't want to know

ILTMI?

the one board i keep unticked from my SNA list

i made a poop joke on the politics thread! was probably me.

it was a call-back to the major oppo dump era though

"the politics thread"

because there's only one, lol at self

I have no idea what in orbit's talking about

I've probably made some off color references to Trump along those lines, but I don't remember when

xps to io, if you use the zing app you can mute thread titles. Useful for hiding anything you don’t want to see in sna. I haven’t seen the posts you mention though, probably cos I mute on sight?

Tx but I rarely, if ever, use Zing bc typing on a phone is too difficult. And sorry to vaguebook but I didn't want to post specific things bc it seemed unnecessarily pointed/mean. I just wanted to share that as a member who also likes to read & post & be part of things, that is off-putting to me and I never see any pushback (possibly because not contributing to a thread is invisible).

Yeah I hear you

Poop jokes and butts and fecal imagery make this board virtually unreadable to me. That's mostly why I haven't been around for months. I see a thread title and think it looks intresting but often find it's screen after screen of people going out of their way to make poop references to unrelated topics.

In the sense that any group is a composite of its members, if that's what people like, then that's what it will be. I guess I'm just saying this here because if no one ever expresses a different perspective, there's no counterweight.

― Ima Gardener (in orbit)

i don't really browse here a lot, i know there's one thread in ILTMI for the topic and I do contribute to that, but I do so entirely seriously, because it's a serious problem I have. (For those of you concerned about my health, I had a relatively high-functioning day yesterday and am trying again to schedule a colonoscopy. Hopefully it turns out OK.)

every time i see this thread title i assume it's about some feeb stand-up with a hyped Edinburgh Fringe show

i don't want to "yeah-but" anything anybody is talking about, that shit is real, patriarchy is real.

it's important for me to say that it's not just men who rape. it's important for me to say that because the person who sexually abused me is a woman. i still want to believe it didn't happen, she didn't do that. i only say it because that's what the facts say. i don't believe i was sexually assaulted and abused over a period of years by my ex-spouse. that's apparently what happened, that's all.

men can get away with it. that's what stands out to me. all of these men, all of these men didn't just _know_ but were _involved_. over fifty! over fifty, and nobody said or did anything. how many people knew? how many people had to have known?

usually it's men who do the hurting. usually it's women who get hurt. always it's the excuses, the minimization, the people who don't have to deal with it and can't _imagine_ it. that's the horrible thing. i was talking to a co-worker, a friend, about it today, about something horrible that happened, happened on a personal level, something that most people won't ever know about. it's not that stuff like that _happens_. it's that stuff like that is _normal_ in this world. if this world is hell - sometimes i think it is, sometimes i don't - but if this world is hell, _that's_ why.

re: "they're eating the dogs"

the worst part about the whole thing is that those immigrants were brought into the area to work in factories because they would accept lower wages. so now they're here fattening some asshole's portfolio and getting fucking adult bullied. ugh.

...and i don't even wanna think about why people keep trying to kill him in such conspicuous places.

Chicken Bonchon … Chicken Bonchon

Has this guy ever been right about anything ever?

Trump? He was right about Americans liking free federal money.

No, not Trump, unless he's on ILX.

"i can't believe r's are still rallying behind this catastrophe of a campaign!"

well i mean they're fascists. it wouldn't surprise me if there's some covert operation going to get him elected so they can overthrow him and do a proper treason. doesn't matter how you win as long as you win, right? dj's clearly out of it to the point of being manipulated around pretty easily and anyone involved with him in this capacity is probably a completely carelessly violent asshole, so i imagine once he gets into office, he gets taken out and then it's like that episode of futurama where they end up on that planet where the emperor gets assassinated every two weeks.

so i imagine once he gets into office, he gets taken out and then it's like that episode of futurama where they end up on that planet where the emperor gets assassinated every two weeks.

― interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin)

got bad news for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_of_the_Six_Emperors

huh, there was one named maximinus which sounds like a joke name, like biggus— eh forget it.

"Not to be confused with Year of the Four Emperors or Year of the Five Emperors."

we know it was you that drank the apple juice, jimmy.

That comparison does not help your argument.

I think it's ok to think that this isn't as bad as bombing a hospital or something like that.

It’s probably not great to introduce tampered electronics into a supply chain without any regard or care as to who is actually in possession of them at the time they were detonated. But we’ve already established lots of people, both on here and in general, don’t give a fuck about collateral damage when the people on the receiving end are adults, because let’s face it, as long as a percentage of them were terrorists then the unlucky people affected by their exploding solar panels or whatever should have known better than to be standing adjacent to/living with/in the same country as the targeted people.

actually this thread says it a lot better.

“why do so many ‘health workers’ have Hezbollah Pagers?” because Hezbollah Pager isn’t a real thing. because that’s what happens supply chains are contaminated. just because the propaganda needs you to be very stupid to believe it doesn’t mean you’re obliged to become that stupid

— michael wave (@SzMarsupial) September 19, 2024

just casually doing terrorism in a third country and murdering civilians, nbd

Seriously fuck cancer

I think you should leave with Mark Robinson

I always appreciate your grade school explainers

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A subtweet too mean to a poster in the us politics thread

"as I drive past I shout from the window, FUCK YOU MISTER BOJANGLES - BISTER MOJANGLES! BISTER MOJANGLES!"

🙏🥺

https://i.giphy.com/YmszCwM1FV7zCI8sgL.webp

what the fuck is wrong with you. are you drunk, as usual

posts you don't want to read immediately after you posted drunk

who asked what christgau thinks?

seriously who gives a shit

who asked what christgau thinks?...seriously who gives a shit

Words to live by.

But who else would explain who this gimpy weirdo outruns to the poontang?

I wanted to make sure this list of prime numbers was a little more fun and quirky! ✨ So here’s how I approached it:

Gathering prime buddies: First, I picked the first 100 prime numbers—those are the special "prime buddies" we all know and love, starting with 2, 3, 5, 7... you get the idea! 🥳

Adding a prime sprinkle: To give each prime a cute little makeover, I sprinkled another prime number on top, like a cherry on a cupcake! 🍒 For the smaller primes, I gave them a tiny sprinkle (adding smaller primes like 3 or 5), and as the primes got bigger, they needed a bigger sprinkle (adding larger primes like 7, 11, or even 19)! 🌟

Making sure it's unique: I didn’t want to use the same sprinkle over and over, so I made sure each prime buddy got its very own special addition. No one wants a boring, repetitive list, right? 😉

In the end, we have a list of prime numbers with a little extra flair! Cute, quirky, and oh-so-primed up! 🎉

*norman rockwell meme* it would be bad if the united states of america were ruled by a dictator