ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

poor jergs

Everything ok Sash? :/

i am here! finally. gaaah. my sister and i will be at the Clare at 8 pm. if no one can come that's okay, we will get drunk all by ourselves (no tuomas sadfaces w/us). we're good at getting drunk. otherwise see you then and there!

and we'll be back around the 6th so don't sweat it mongs.

welcome to dustralia

<3

Hai Jergs you sure picked a good time to land in sydney hahaha =)

HEY JERGS - I finish work in the city around 5.30-6.00pm so let me know if you and yr sis want to eat koala tacos or chill or whateves before we go to La Clare!! This is of course if you read dis msg.

yeah, drinks 5.30-6ish and food later is good for me. ed's free 7.30ish. gaz might come if we are at the clare, the slack cunt can never be bothered going any further out of his way than that (ie one block)

i'd go if i was in sydney.

I'd go home if I was in sydney.

i'd smack you if i was in melbourne.

i'd shoot smack if i was in melbourne

hey wait

you guys are freaking me out with all your plagues of locusts and fish and mice and (what in holy heaven are) huntsmen of spring, but i have my ticket so i'm coming anyway. please will you do me the favor of sweeping up the bashed on the head vermin before i arrive? i'm okay with the dust, though, so don't worry about that. thank you so much.

so yeah hi it's me, lxy. you probably don't know me. i am a jergins-associate and seldom-poster. please see estela for my credentials.

i'm going to be in your locale(s) next week. going to erol alkan, don't know what else is on the docket.

mmm, maybe my introduction bit should be on the other thread. oh well. if sydney is cracking up contingency rules must be in place, right? this is sort of like the fallout shelter?

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lxy is top notch and <3<3<3

thank you, lovely. <3 you.

i wonder how many jaffas you'll eat while you're in australia.

i'd smack you if i was in melbourne.

:D

xp: how many are there?

billions, so you'd better get cracking immediately. luckily there is a darrell lea at sydney airport.

if you're going to be in melbourne maybe you can proxy smack trayce for me.

i'm sure there would be no shortage of volunteers

i've already decided that if i ever meet kbp i'm going to smack him upside the head mrs shrager style.

I bet that's what you said to that fish.

estela, despite the fact that you've provided me with the most important piece of information i could possibly need re. jaffas at the airport, i'm afraid you'll have to do your own smacking.

fair enough.

kbp, i never mentioned you to the fish, it was a long time ago before you were born.

jaffas are amazing. i would happily devour an entire... are they still putting them in boxes or are they back to bags again??

looks like bags in aus and boxes in nz?

Hey, that's how he took it in fish language (xp).

Oi, watch it Jim. I know where you... wait, no I dont.

loool

And anyway it sounds rather like estela would enjoy this smacking, is this because our wedding plans came to naught?

woman spurned, u feel me

i sabotaged myself by refusing to have the wedding in trayce's backyard.

Well I dont have one, so I can't blame you really... *looks folornly at bottle of Pimms*.

lxy if you can bung on some mobile number for jergins pls do, this waiting around for two and a half hours caper would be good to avoid if he is not actually busy!

we're only in contact by email, sorry!

Well, he better stop enjoying this nice sunny day and find himself a dark, dank internet cafe!

i can't make it tonight :(

if ppl are up for another fap when jergins & crew are back in town, that'd be cool. have fun!

sic and pato we cqn be wherever within an hour. no mobile yet so post in this thread andwe'll be there.

swoite, gaz is out so let's bar the Clare (mebbe try again on 6th) - instead look at boats and drink microbrews at the James Squire joint at Cockle Bay, past the aquarium. I'll be there before 6, I assume pato can walk down semi-direct from the CBD and be there similarly? SO MOTE IT BE.

OK I CAN DO THAT AND GET THERE ROUND SIX-ISH

good luck sydney

so can i, a bit after six

guys, i am about to meet esteban buttez

things will never be the same

remember the famous story about Einstein meeting Marilyn Monroe? this is like that, only WAY WAY WAY BIGGER AND MORE IMPORTANT

only much more disappointing

???

that's for later when it's time to write your reports.

remember the famous story about Einstein meeting Marilyn Monroe? this is like that,

not sure who was Einstein and who was Marilyn, but neither of them offered to sleep with the other out of intellectual admiration

although tbf I left 'em half a block before town hall, who knows what might have transpired away from my watchful eye, and be startling the previously undebased Cross right now