ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

billions, so you'd better get cracking immediately. luckily there is a darrell lea at sydney airport.

if you're going to be in melbourne maybe you can proxy smack trayce for me.

i'm sure there would be no shortage of volunteers

i've already decided that if i ever meet kbp i'm going to smack him upside the head mrs shrager style.

I bet that's what you said to that fish.

estela, despite the fact that you've provided me with the most important piece of information i could possibly need re. jaffas at the airport, i'm afraid you'll have to do your own smacking.

fair enough.

kbp, i never mentioned you to the fish, it was a long time ago before you were born.

jaffas are amazing. i would happily devour an entire... are they still putting them in boxes or are they back to bags again??

looks like bags in aus and boxes in nz?

Hey, that's how he took it in fish language (xp).

Oi, watch it Jim. I know where you... wait, no I dont.

loool

And anyway it sounds rather like estela would enjoy this smacking, is this because our wedding plans came to naught?

woman spurned, u feel me

i sabotaged myself by refusing to have the wedding in trayce's backyard.

Well I dont have one, so I can't blame you really... *looks folornly at bottle of Pimms*.

lxy if you can bung on some mobile number for jergins pls do, this waiting around for two and a half hours caper would be good to avoid if he is not actually busy!

we're only in contact by email, sorry!

Well, he better stop enjoying this nice sunny day and find himself a dark, dank internet cafe!

i can't make it tonight :(

if ppl are up for another fap when jergins & crew are back in town, that'd be cool. have fun!

sic and pato we cqn be wherever within an hour. no mobile yet so post in this thread andwe'll be there.

swoite, gaz is out so let's bar the Clare (mebbe try again on 6th) - instead look at boats and drink microbrews at the James Squire joint at Cockle Bay, past the aquarium. I'll be there before 6, I assume pato can walk down semi-direct from the CBD and be there similarly? SO MOTE IT BE.

OK I CAN DO THAT AND GET THERE ROUND SIX-ISH

good luck sydney

so can i, a bit after six

guys, i am about to meet esteban buttez

things will never be the same

remember the famous story about Einstein meeting Marilyn Monroe? this is like that, only WAY WAY WAY BIGGER AND MORE IMPORTANT

only much more disappointing

???

that's for later when it's time to write your reports.

remember the famous story about Einstein meeting Marilyn Monroe? this is like that,

not sure who was Einstein and who was Marilyn, but neither of them offered to sleep with the other out of intellectual admiration

although tbf I left 'em half a block before town hall, who knows what might have transpired away from my watchful eye, and be startling the previously undebased Cross right now

but neither of them offered to sleep with the other out of intellectual admiration

I disagree with the last two words of your statement.

lolololol

while we dorks are in front of our computers my sister is out braving the hookers of the cross (and they are out in force this evening) in her hooker heels to get takeaway butter chicken

Relax, she's got a gun.

while we dorks are in front of our computers

speak for yourself, I was on my phone still waiting for a bus
though I do admit I didn’t have hooker heels

ahh the arse end of another glorious week

Going 2 see Red ...something or other at the Robbers tonight. Sorry, the "workers club".

couldn't tell you the last time i set foot in there

I really needed to post this somewhere...sorry if this is totally twee/retarded. UP THERE, KAZAKHSTAN!

lololololol

http://www.theage.com.au/news/entertainment/tv-radio/articles/2009/09/25/1253813601516.html

haha yeah that was pretty funny

It almost fits in over on the thread about weird autocompletions too!

Rediscovered this while cleaning out old boxes--strange political pamphlet from the mid 1990s--'Ordinary Aussies Against Ray Martin'

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3954499953_d60c96f471_o.jpg
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http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2541/3954508077_6dc548f068_o.jpg

classic stuff!

man alive i drank a fair bit yesterday. GO CATS

i'm saving my energies for tues nite

No Ray Martin thing seems like something that would be associated w/ N3w Wav3r...

...RAY :(

Shit, is our jergfap tomorrow? I have a horrible feeling Ive doiuble booked :|