ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

whew i am in melbourne. it'll be great to meet everyone. someone remind me
the name of the place and the time?

oh hey also i have been keeping track of australian travels here in case u are interested
http://magicflakes.org

Did you guys end up seeing the Twelve Seven Apostles, then?

ah we fucked it all up, drove down the coast to robe (and drove on the beach, felt so wrong and so right) and through mt gambier and then realized it would take forever more and cut up from there (missing the best parts right?) through charming towns such as hamilton, linton, and ballarat. i thought i was funny: " first you ball a rat, then it's a rabbit, then a sheep, then a roo." rainer, our driver and friend said "and then you ball a shutthefuckup."

we had no map and a bad gps and none of us knew where we were going and it was all comedy until about hour twelve.

so, no apostles

http://magicflakes.org/blog/2009/09/brr-morelike-uhh/

lolll we wondered about entering this in ILX encyclopedia of racist products

our venue for the evening

someone pick a time - 7ish maybe?

i can be there before 6.30 if i come from work or 7.30 if i go home first

might just go straight there and get started in on the pints

i saw a bunch of racist products in a little retro kitsch store the other day, mostly old sweets and drinks

lol jergs i used to live in linton and ballarat when i was wee

Erm, I'll be ready to go from 6 if not sooner and I dont want to have to kill 2 hours, so I dunno I guess I'll be there first or something?

oh hey I forgot how close the place is to william st, I can walk there easy peasy. I'll probably be there by 5.30, lol.

early works for me

Haw, you'll be stuck with me for a bit then you poor sod. I'll say 6pm just to be on the safe side though in case I get stuck at work.

at least i'll recognize you though! the rest i have no idea about

I have on a red alice band and i'm in all black & red so yeah I should be obvious to spot. Apparently one can smoke at the front of the room somewhere so I'mma try for a table there, I havent been to HB in ages.

Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)

Hey!

Now everyone will want one ;_;

lol you sound weary.

if i leave work at my usual time i will probably be there shortly after 6. i don't feel any great need to kill time without a beer in my hand

no lap dance for me pls

consider it not done.

woo!

there are ten men in my roof installing insulation and lolling very loudly, the joyful sound of it is making me lol.

Do they have on a little radio blasting away?

they work hard, they lol hard

they just roared ominously like people do when someone has fucked something up.

i don't want to know.

http://www.angelfire.com/ab/bentwookie/images/gaymill.jpg

stupid angelfire

estela is that the FREE up to $1600 insulation per Kevin Rudd>???

too right.

nice. if u got it thru bunn1ngs it'll be guys from the company i work for installing it. (that's the only reason i rly know abt it)

i don't know they are through, our body corp organised it, we just had to sign a form that said this costs $1600 balance owing nil and that was it.

congratulations

mongs, may i salute your country for having the softest toilet paper? from four star hotels to backpackers to my friend's house, seriously, it's been a consistent pleasure

one particular brand, quilton, apparently "loves your bum"

so jergeens are u not coming to sunny qld?

I am now worried this means US toilet paper is horrid. I'm afeared enough of their toilets with so much water in them. How does one's bum not get wet.

saves the need for a bidet

one's bum DOES get wet, it's no fun. protip if you think things are going to get seriois, when you first get in there, lay a couple of squares over the water

no qld wilter. it's a shame since adelaide was kind of a dud and my sister didn't even get to swim with the sharks(weather), the whole reason we went down that wAy

ugh how can it only be 11.15, i am already dying to get drunkenated

nerds move overseas because australian women won't sleep with geeks

http://www.theage.com.au/national/education/maths-drain-subtracts-top-talent-20090928-g98b.html

Thats because the geeks are all LARPing polyamorous overweight bores who think droning on about abstract mathematics and the latest Tool album is "interesting".

looool polyamory

That sux jergz. apart from the few days of dustiness the weather's been brilliant xp

australian women otm, frankly

saw disturbing documentary 'second skin' on sat nite, about MMORPG dudes

well, dudes and chix. they have no lives!!

role playing is the worst kind of savagery imo

I've been without internets for about 3 weeks at my new place, finally being rectified this fri =)

and it took the retards at the brisbane city council 3 weeks to get me wheelie bins >:O