ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

i said, "she's awesome! as funny in person! you should meet her!" that was about the extent of it

also he told us about the odour

trust has no scent

wait what does that mean. OUCH my head. also, it's windy windy

i just got an iphone and i've been sending lxy all these texts with typos in them also i keep accidentally sending them before i'm finished but she is being kind and patient about it.

and a bit kissy <3

i tried to send her kisses but they came out as Cx

Cx back, darling e. <#.

ty<3

jergins said estela was [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] and proceeded to [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] which caused [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] the flag

Still, it can't be as worse as k1t now knowing the people I hang out with (ie: "first time I won't be going to Homebake in 12 years!!").

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/tourists-using-uluru-as-toilet-may-have-killed-off-shrimp-20090930-gbp6.html

bastard tourists

surprised anyone goes there with all the pooing going on

i was just surprised that there's fucking prawns living on Uluru O_O

who in blazes poos on top of Uluru?

other than Bazza McKenzie, I mean...

lol at Rudd 'disappointed' that tourists aren't walking (& pooing) all over ayers rocks.

In the end no luck was needed mongs, but thanks anyway. who's up for drinks thursday?

Could do, depending where tis.

kid at my school sullied the Rock thusly on a school trip in year 9

I was appalled, not only that he did it, but that he returned and told us

finally starting to feel human again

thinking though maybe i might just stick to water tonite

lol

sXe sound of jim

Crap, daylight savings starts this weekend. Where's the year gone?

down the toilet

australia, i will be in you tomorrow, for one less hour than expected.

phwooar

lool

Who's up for drinks tonight, mebbe see J0sh 4rm1st34d at the Edinburgh Castle?

not i unfortunately. literally still recovering from tues nite

I would have, but I've come down with a damn cold/throat infection and I feel like shit :(

adelaide FAP?

http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-national/new-hallucinogenic-drug-in-sa-police-20091002-gfco.html

did u guize have drinx last nite

s-dogg shoulda bid on this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=120471994302&Category=16071&_trkparms=algo=LVI&its=I&otn=2

LOL my boss just rang me to ask me if I'm sick. I'm like "um, I had today off, you approved it last week?". Gah.

As it happens I *am* sick and I'm supposed to be going to the Dali exib today but uuughhh I just want to lie here and die.

ey mongs.

I just saw a fuckoff big black merc w/ the number plates

PM 1

throw a milkshake at it

also I don't get that jpeg in the LOL thred?? am i dum?

i don't either but i am a bit visually dim at times.

the mindfuck one? it's subtle and possibly slightly racist

uhh so it is the black guy

people who live north of sydney are the most disgusting savages imo

anyway are anyone up for tuesday at the clare for jergins' triumphant return to sydney

people who live north of sydney are the most disgusting savages imo

so troo.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/nrl-fans-warned-dont-try-this-at-home-20091002-gfoz.html

The influx of post-big game injuries is so bad, Queensland's peak medical body has been prompted to issue a warning to backyard footy fanatics to take it easy and "don't try this at home."

"Unfortunately we see it every year. People get a few too many beers under their belt and think they can play as well as the professionals. They just get hurt."

Dr Pecoraro said Grand Final weekend was "traditionally very busy" for doctors, paramedics and hospital emergency departments dealing with backyard footy-related injuries.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/arrested-couple-have-sex-in-cop-car/story-e6frfhk6-1225781890602

!!

"I saw the two people kissing and thought 'geez, in the back of a paddy wagon - they're keen'."

if the paddy wagon's rockin, don't bother unlockin

Hannah Walker was driving behind the police car and said she was shocked to find the couple bonking in the back when she pulled up behind them at a red light, the Northern Territory News reports.

Police said last night they had no idea about their randy rendezvous.

Srsly, is the Herald Snu just trying to go for the UK Sun angle these days with that kind of language in its articles? Jesus.

randy

bra