ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

did u guize have drinx last nite

s-dogg shoulda bid on this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=120471994302&Category=16071&_trkparms=algo=LVI&its=I&otn=2

LOL my boss just rang me to ask me if I'm sick. I'm like "um, I had today off, you approved it last week?". Gah.

As it happens I *am* sick and I'm supposed to be going to the Dali exib today but uuughhh I just want to lie here and die.

ey mongs.

I just saw a fuckoff big black merc w/ the number plates

PM 1

throw a milkshake at it

also I don't get that jpeg in the LOL thred?? am i dum?

i don't either but i am a bit visually dim at times.

the mindfuck one? it's subtle and possibly slightly racist

uhh so it is the black guy

people who live north of sydney are the most disgusting savages imo

anyway are anyone up for tuesday at the clare for jergins' triumphant return to sydney

people who live north of sydney are the most disgusting savages imo

so troo.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/nrl-fans-warned-dont-try-this-at-home-20091002-gfoz.html

The influx of post-big game injuries is so bad, Queensland's peak medical body has been prompted to issue a warning to backyard footy fanatics to take it easy and "don't try this at home."

"Unfortunately we see it every year. People get a few too many beers under their belt and think they can play as well as the professionals. They just get hurt."

Dr Pecoraro said Grand Final weekend was "traditionally very busy" for doctors, paramedics and hospital emergency departments dealing with backyard footy-related injuries.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/arrested-couple-have-sex-in-cop-car/story-e6frfhk6-1225781890602

!!

"I saw the two people kissing and thought 'geez, in the back of a paddy wagon - they're keen'."

if the paddy wagon's rockin, don't bother unlockin

Hannah Walker was driving behind the police car and said she was shocked to find the couple bonking in the back when she pulled up behind them at a red light, the Northern Territory News reports.

Police said last night they had no idea about their randy rendezvous.

Srsly, is the Herald Snu just trying to go for the UK Sun angle these days with that kind of language in its articles? Jesus.

randy

bra

family jewels

god i'm bored

Lollll..

Dali exhib was FUCKING INSANE and this was on a workday! (school hols tho I guess). We rocked up at sbout 1.30, walked in and went "oh shiiiiiii" at the line which srslu looked like an hour+ wait. Luckily my BFF with me had her babby in pram, and they were letting prams + disabled ppl go thru the shorter members line so we got in fast =)

..and then barely paid the whole thing any attention because terrible crowding+distracted by babby + me being sick + both of us trying to catch up. Stupid idea, oh well. God I feel ill.

remember sydmongs, JERGINS & LXY FAP Tuesday evening at teh Clare. if people want to fill bellies first, maybe we could DUMPLINGS! at Crazy Noodle early?

my life in comix, part 2344454

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/2/3/8/02381.png

Hahahah thats me too.

I wish I could just go with it, like Gibby Haynes does - when the Butthole Surfers programmed Rage they were talking about how they went to a Depeche Mode concert and they were the oldest ones there by far, and one of them was going on about the "adorable little goth girls" and Gibby goes "I wanted to kiss them between their legs".

i gotta say it does suck knowing that as you get older the number of people you're attracted to who are way too young grows exponentially

Like that ever stopped me.

thinking of going to dali hoo-haa tomorrow nite, like sunday 1-ish. it's open all weekend!!

All day and night too!

i plan on making a call on the lobster phone

Somehow I managed to miss seeing that. Seriously the crowds were IN SANE. 3 deep at every painting. We had a pram and it was so awkward, we felt kinda bad and tried to shuffle by people. I really only skimmed the whole thing, I totally wasted my 23 bucks :( But Dali isnt a fave of mine anyway, I prefer other surrealists like Tanguy and Miro.

remember sydmongs, JERGINS & LXY FAP Tuesday evening at teh Clare.

sounds good! DUMPLINGS! too. i'm unemployed and up for whatever. k1t are u going to erol on sun night? i can't be bothered w/ parklife but i'm going to the after party...

LOL @ DUMPLINGS! !!

fuck I had talked myself out of after party but if yr goign I am down

(am going to pligfe. just dicscovered yesterday that Joakim is DJ not live as originally announced. sadface.)

tuesday's good. i think our train gets in around 7, so we'll be over after that.

I LOVE ILX. walked into the club and who was the first person we saw but our Haitch. good to see him. how else but with ilx would i know someone in a club halfway around the world. <3

going to try the Dali tomorrow. girded for the difficulties now. yiiiii

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/list-australian-politicians-reveal-their-favourite-songs-20091002-gf08.html

big lols @ joe hockey

this is so great --> ― Dags in Space

in the bloody office on a weekend again

i should learn to start taking my laptop home on weekends

I LOVE ILX. walked into the club and who was the first person we saw but our Haitch. good to see him. how else but with ilx would i know someone in a club halfway around the world. <3

this was totally hilarious! had been waiting for my mate C to turn up and then you guys did too, was convinced that with all the people there last night i would've had not chance.

think jim's hangover has migrated to parkville ifuknowhatimean

xo haitch & friend, such a nice welcome wagon. <3 melbourne.

tuesday's good. i think our train gets in around 7, so we'll be over after that.

oh, train from Melbourne? might as well just go straight to the Clare then, easier to find from Central.

unexpected oktoberfest booze kept me asleep till 1pm. should take a day off til tomorrow but there's so much to finish in the house...

would wednesday make any more sense for you all? we could go earlier (post-work) and lxy and i wouldn't have to worry about bags or being late

Wednesday would suit me more but I'm cool with witheva.

Dont forget daylight savings tonight peeps! Unless you are backwards and live in WA or QLD (sorry estela heh)

dalisaster. 2+ hours wait. we fucked off within 15 minutes thankfully.

fitzroy! <3<3<3 finally a chill nice neighborhood without drunk dudes every 5 metres. ended up at this place http://gertrudes.com.au/ v v nice

oh brown couch! that place is nice.

isn't it? i loved it very much. would couch again.

afternoon

how is everyone coping with daylight savings

i managed to turn off my alarm in my sleep and wake up exactly 61 minutes late

lol

dealin OK - nodded off yesserday afternoon tho due to early rise for bike ride