ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

if the paddy wagon's rockin, don't bother unlockin

Hannah Walker was driving behind the police car and said she was shocked to find the couple bonking in the back when she pulled up behind them at a red light, the Northern Territory News reports.

Police said last night they had no idea about their randy rendezvous.

Srsly, is the Herald Snu just trying to go for the UK Sun angle these days with that kind of language in its articles? Jesus.

randy

bra

family jewels

god i'm bored

Lollll..

Dali exhib was FUCKING INSANE and this was on a workday! (school hols tho I guess). We rocked up at sbout 1.30, walked in and went "oh shiiiiiii" at the line which srslu looked like an hour+ wait. Luckily my BFF with me had her babby in pram, and they were letting prams + disabled ppl go thru the shorter members line so we got in fast =)

..and then barely paid the whole thing any attention because terrible crowding+distracted by babby + me being sick + both of us trying to catch up. Stupid idea, oh well. God I feel ill.

remember sydmongs, JERGINS & LXY FAP Tuesday evening at teh Clare. if people want to fill bellies first, maybe we could DUMPLINGS! at Crazy Noodle early?

my life in comix, part 2344454

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/2/3/8/02381.png

Hahahah thats me too.

I wish I could just go with it, like Gibby Haynes does - when the Butthole Surfers programmed Rage they were talking about how they went to a Depeche Mode concert and they were the oldest ones there by far, and one of them was going on about the "adorable little goth girls" and Gibby goes "I wanted to kiss them between their legs".

i gotta say it does suck knowing that as you get older the number of people you're attracted to who are way too young grows exponentially

Like that ever stopped me.

thinking of going to dali hoo-haa tomorrow nite, like sunday 1-ish. it's open all weekend!!

All day and night too!

i plan on making a call on the lobster phone

Somehow I managed to miss seeing that. Seriously the crowds were IN SANE. 3 deep at every painting. We had a pram and it was so awkward, we felt kinda bad and tried to shuffle by people. I really only skimmed the whole thing, I totally wasted my 23 bucks :( But Dali isnt a fave of mine anyway, I prefer other surrealists like Tanguy and Miro.

remember sydmongs, JERGINS & LXY FAP Tuesday evening at teh Clare.

sounds good! DUMPLINGS! too. i'm unemployed and up for whatever. k1t are u going to erol on sun night? i can't be bothered w/ parklife but i'm going to the after party...

LOL @ DUMPLINGS! !!

fuck I had talked myself out of after party but if yr goign I am down

(am going to pligfe. just dicscovered yesterday that Joakim is DJ not live as originally announced. sadface.)

tuesday's good. i think our train gets in around 7, so we'll be over after that.

I LOVE ILX. walked into the club and who was the first person we saw but our Haitch. good to see him. how else but with ilx would i know someone in a club halfway around the world. <3

going to try the Dali tomorrow. girded for the difficulties now. yiiiii

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/list-australian-politicians-reveal-their-favourite-songs-20091002-gf08.html

big lols @ joe hockey

this is so great --> ― Dags in Space

in the bloody office on a weekend again

i should learn to start taking my laptop home on weekends

I LOVE ILX. walked into the club and who was the first person we saw but our Haitch. good to see him. how else but with ilx would i know someone in a club halfway around the world. <3

this was totally hilarious! had been waiting for my mate C to turn up and then you guys did too, was convinced that with all the people there last night i would've had not chance.

think jim's hangover has migrated to parkville ifuknowhatimean

xo haitch & friend, such a nice welcome wagon. <3 melbourne.

tuesday's good. i think our train gets in around 7, so we'll be over after that.

oh, train from Melbourne? might as well just go straight to the Clare then, easier to find from Central.

unexpected oktoberfest booze kept me asleep till 1pm. should take a day off til tomorrow but there's so much to finish in the house...

would wednesday make any more sense for you all? we could go earlier (post-work) and lxy and i wouldn't have to worry about bags or being late

Wednesday would suit me more but I'm cool with witheva.

Dont forget daylight savings tonight peeps! Unless you are backwards and live in WA or QLD (sorry estela heh)

dalisaster. 2+ hours wait. we fucked off within 15 minutes thankfully.

fitzroy! <3<3<3 finally a chill nice neighborhood without drunk dudes every 5 metres. ended up at this place http://gertrudes.com.au/ v v nice

oh brown couch! that place is nice.

isn't it? i loved it very much. would couch again.

afternoon

how is everyone coping with daylight savings

i managed to turn off my alarm in my sleep and wake up exactly 61 minutes late

lol

dealin OK - nodded off yesserday afternoon tho due to early rise for bike ride

thinkin i might go and check out this sunday reeds band @ tote tomoz, h-man & dogg welcome to join me if so desired

woops its on thurs not tues

that would have been embarrassing

possibly...

good show on weds also at hoarse bizarre.

what be on

hmm i see camera obscura back in aus in jan

that singer of theirs was SO CRANKY onstage last time they were here. so much anger for somebody so tiny.

Sydney, Wednesday, The Clare.
Name the time and we are there.

ah, everyone already knows Tuesday! Let's say Tuesday whenever you can get there after 7, hopefully people will show up, and then if we survive alcoholic annihilation, refappage on Weds remains possible.

Tonight isn't looking too likely for me now (tis a long, complicated story) but I can do ReFAP on Wednesday if anyone is up for it.

weds is just as good for me if that makes more sense for other ppl. still not fully recovered from sun night tbqh :O

did erol roq the house then

gonzales version of 'waves' = fantastic!!

yeah erol was great! my mates piked out fairly early but k1t and me kept it real till the bitter end

tbh i wasn't exactly sure of what i was gonna get but yeah he really brought it - plenty of records i hadn't heard and not too much of the ed banger-type stuff. (altho did play 'waters of nazareth' as last track, haha)

sorry bros defintely can't do tonight, must deal with university dealings :-(

can do tomorrow night if it is a goer :-)

gaz is on hols but I will probably be working til after 6.30 so def down for crossing the road for beers and chatz and then winning many more beers thru trivial powers; edwardo is coming too. roll up jabba!

and MOLEY if you are reading this today and can drop by for a glass or two I will buy! the Clare is on Broadway opposite UTS.