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― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:35 (twenty years ago)

aren't you a mac user?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm a UNIX user, faggo.

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

well, i'm smart.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

move!!!!!!

― Nick Burns (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Mac OS X users are UNIX users, faggo.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

http://66.51.162.143/pwned.gif

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure most Mac Users spend all their time in Terminal.app as much as UNIX users do!

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

i always chill in terminal.app

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

hahahhahaha spending all your time in terminal.app is a sign of being not dumb????????????????????????! hahahahha!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago)

hahahahhahahhaa

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

oh man

― hahhahahhhaha (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

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― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

seriously though, OMG NICOTINE IS SO CONFUSING

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago)

jon williams in "thinks he's smart because he wastes all his time on dumb terminals" shockah!!

hahahahhahahahha

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Ken C, why do you hate me so much?!!?!

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

amateurist, there are 5 people in this thread talking.

you don't have to read this thread.

you are a fucking twat.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

you seem fixated

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/aznfaggot.jpg

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

i don't hate you jon! i just make fun of you a lot.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Do you know UNIX ken?

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago)

okay, we're dumb. so why does it look so much like windows xp? :-)

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago)

T/S: "Cutty vs. Amateurist" VS. "Ken C vs. Jonson Willams"

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.volldasgute.de/Images/smileys/smiley-zwinker.gif

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago)

i know a bit. does that make me cool?!?!?!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF YOU ARE.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)

honestly. i don't hate you at all jon, but it's hard to not take the piss when someone tries to equate being able to use unix and being smart that's all.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I am a COMPUTER PROFESSIONAL

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

This thread is funny. First, Jon Williams says "How dumb are mac users." That was funny because he is saying that Mac users are dumb. Soon after, he says "I'm a UNIX user, faggo." That's funny because he is using a variant of the homophobic slur "faggot" but doesn't actually mean it. Following that, Ken C. contributes with several posts that are meant to signify laughter, with a long succession of "ha"s.

In sum, this thread is funny and taught me a lot.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

and then when you reply to "aren't you a mac user" to "i'm a unix user" it's just like putting c-man in a field of breasts. how can one resist?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know who you are.

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

XPOST

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Most smart people don't give a shit about the technicalities of computer usage. They've got more important stuff to worry about.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

ps - My powerbook is at home!

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh, so you're implying people in technical fields are dumb?

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS ARE DUMB.

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Do any of really know who any of us are? If you're a smart UNIX user, you should be able to figure that out.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

HE HAS A MANSION AND A YACHT

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T EVE.. aahh f..

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

YOU SHOULD QUIT

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

The mac store looks like purgatory. Micro-organisms die in it, it's so clean.

Unix users are asexual.

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

ok now you guys have ruined this thread.

it was good at the start :(

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

je ne sais pas qui vous êtes

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

who am i
xm pts/15 Aug 3 12:55 (wsip-IDONTTHINKSO.ri.ri.cox.net)

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

you are all COMPUTER PROFESSIONALS:
http://jehm.net/img/photo/20030117/geek.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

OMG ROOT! ROFFLE

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.queue.com/amelia/images/unix.jpg

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm just gonna say that, yes, people in technical fields are dumb. All of them.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

but that's a mac user!

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago)

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a crontab

This sounds like some alien warrior race with a carapace.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

What is Crontab?
Crontab is a program that allows users to create jobs that will run at a given time.

Also, I had a crontab that scanned my mailspool for PACKAGE RECEIVING notifications and txted me :D

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago)

So crontab is pervy, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago)

i still use pine sometimes

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Jon - hah yeah same at my uni - all the cute lil asian kids had .plan files a BAJILLION lines long that were shitty ASCII pics of hello kitty or pandas or some shit.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh and *punches KenC in the head*

(I did warn ya!)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.lostbrain.com/assets/images/happyweed.gif

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.metroplexhealth.com/aromatherapy.jpg

― Shatterproof Glass (dymaxia), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Wow here I was having a good laff at the UNIXnerds posting here and then I saw that i posted here too. Argh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

Apple developing two-button mouse

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

classic thread

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

boners

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 17 March 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

the company is feverishly working on a two-button wireless optical mouse that it intends to release.

Feverishly! hahahaha

"Oh my god! How does this work?! How do we do this?! WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE!"

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

Insiders warned that anticipation may continue to build for months as the company perfects the product.

What. the. fuck.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

I think this all raises the question: How dumb are Mac users? I mean, if they haven't already bought a non-Apple-branded two-button mouse for their Mac?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

"Jaws will drop," said one insider.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 17 March 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

never felt the need for two buttons, but that's because I can use my left had on the keyboard at the same time as my right is on the mouse, and I can remember a handful of standard dkey combinations.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 17 March 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

But context menus and a scroll wheel PLUS dkey combos and LH usage must be even better right?

― mei (mei), Thursday, 17 March 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

Same as Ed, I don't really like using the mouse.

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Thursday, 17 March 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't use the one button mouse for Unreal - so I've got this mouse now that has about 15 buttons.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

I LIKEY SCROLL WHEELS.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

SCROLL TRACKPAD YET THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT MOUSES???
http://www.apple.com/powerbook/

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Windows is pissing me off because i can't assign the shoulder buttons to my MS mouse to page up and page down.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

yeah that's kind of annoying. I just used the scroll all the time on my mouse instead of trying to do anything like that, it was kind of fun after a while.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

What constitutes being smart as far as computer usage is concerned?

Is it enough to know ASP, SQL, PHP, X/HTML, CSS, Javascript, Flash/Actionscript, PhotoshopIllustratorQuark, Premier, AfterEffects and have artistic skill in and knowledge of print, web and motion graphics design?

Or does one need to creating applications to be considered smart? Because I bet a software developer would look like a fuckin' dumbass pitching ad concepts to Nike.

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

You need to know all of those things, including ad pitching.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

All the best people have bad lungs and brittle bones. It's all frightfully romantic.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

I'm a UNIX user, faggo.
-- Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, August 3, 2004 8:38 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Ah, it is to lol.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

i always chill in terminal.app

-- cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, August 3, 2004 11:42 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

lol

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

amazing thread

― DG, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

I use a Mac at home. I hate tcsh so I avoid the command line whenever possible. I tried to get a bunch of packages using fink but my gcc compiler links are broken and I can't be bothered to fix them. I have a liberal arts degree, like seriously, my degree says "liberal arts," no "history" or "linguistics" attached at all. I've never bothered to install SoulSeek or BitTorrent clients on my box and I pay for all my software and music.

My name is TOMBOT and I work in the IT security industry making $80,600 a year.

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, August 3, 2004 3:50 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

im going to pretend this was the first appearance of tomboto - cause what an amazing intro

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

this thread = old-time rock n' roll

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

i am glad that i have never known an apple terminal that was not /bin/bash

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

me = old-skool tcsh lover.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

Heh. How dumb are bash users?

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

My antipathy toward bash is kinda like my antipathy toward Linux: Folks who encounter a non-bash shell or a non-Linux unix seem to ask the following question early and often: Well, why doesn't this work just like bash/Linux???

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

It's like discovering alternative music and then being shocked that some guy with a velvet jacket and orange hair hates the Smiths.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

secretly he luvs them tho

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

chsh /bin/smiths

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wizzardoreas-world.co.uk/Ebay/nomads/autumwinter06/vc50red22.jpg

velvet jacket + orange hair = hotness.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Tombot be makin' mad bank.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 17 April 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

pish. tombots six figures now.

― sunny successor, Friday, 18 April 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

ha the internet is weird

― jhøshea, Friday, 18 April 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

this is important

― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 April 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

Hot pic tho.

― fields of salmon, Friday, 18 April 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)

The mac store looks like purgatory. Micro-organisms die in it, it's so clean.
Unix users are asexual.
-- David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, August 3, 2004 11:54 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

GIT ER DONE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

I thought tombot was making less money now

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

less money than my boss maybe

― El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

nice :)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

from gizmodo: http://gizmodo.com/5717309/what-happens-when-you-steal-a-hackers-computer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo

this is p long, but worth a look. story begins @ 3:15

― jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Sunday, 26 December 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago)

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