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I feel guilty when there are two threads with my name in them on the board at the same time.

Jaymc.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Now we are up to 4.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Is it pronounced Jay - MAC, or just jay m c? It's something that I've pondered from time to time.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago)

He has a unique laugh. Well, not unique, because I thought that other guy laughing was him, but a DISTINCT laugh.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago)

He writes essays about noise and reads them aloud to crowds.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago)

is jel pronounced 'gel' or 'j-e-l'?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

He once ate 3,000 steamed crayfish in two hours.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

then stabbed a hobo

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

"Jaymc" is short for Jay McDonald. Jaymc owns 2/7ths of the McDonalds Corporation.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

He once saved me from plummeting into a prairie dog hole.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

It's become gel, or Jel.

I used to say j-e-l, but I introduced myself as this at ths sinister vs ilx match and some people didn't know who I was.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc once donated so much blood that he had to receive a blood transfusion from NBA champ Chris Webber in order to not die from blood loss. As a result, he is now 31% Chris Webber.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

He sings like a teenage Alanis Morisette, and dances like he has a caterpillar in each shoe.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Or is it the other way around?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

He once challenged Vincent Gallo to a cockfight, but left the interpretation of "cockfight" up to Gallo. This proved to be a mistake.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc lives in a dried-up well on the edge of town.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc invented the "Purplesaurus Rex" flavor of Kool-Aid, but was fired after attempting to introduce "Pop That Cherry!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc is why they have that warning on the aspirin bottles.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc is a no-talent crackfiend.

― ryan battttttttttttttista (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

He once told me that the dictionary is bourgeouis, but that the thesaurus borders on the divine.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

When adventuring in Cambodia he contracted a rare disease of the foot that has come to be known in medical circles as "Jaymc Syndrome".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I think I had too much sugar today.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Later, he himself discovered a cure for it utilising no more than toothpaste and the skin of a rotten plum.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

His ass defies description.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Legend tells us that the last of the tree gnomes live in his beard.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Once he ran so fast that the treadmill retired and committed ritual hari-kari.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

As a result, he is now 31% Chris Webber

and 31% of no time outs is still no time outs

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

If I had a dime for every egg he's ever boiled, I'd be a rich man.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh Jesus.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

The movie "Where the Buffalo Roam" was loosely based on his life story.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Tee hee.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

A relatively harmless omnivore, among his natural predators are the werebear and liger.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I leave to do more sleuthing about Maya Keyes, and I come back to this!!

It's pronounced J-M-C. Initials, see? Like jel.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I will say that Purplesaurus Rex is my favorite Kool-Aid flavor, though in no uncertain terms did I invent it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

OR DID I???

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

You're so modest.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc plays all the instruments on his band's cd.

(I pronounce it Jay, M.C., like he's an MC, obviously.)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Modest Mouse named their band after Jaymc.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc can bring women to orgasm with only a cockeyed glance.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha eww.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

"cockeyed"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

It's a really stupid name, isn't it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Like I'm in any position to judge.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc tells you what celebrity you look like (Supposedly! Humph!)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Get those cocks out of your eyes before speaking to me.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm.

― John the Velveteen ROFFLE's Got to Pick Up Every neurotic awakening of Cunningha, Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago)

He visited the Museum of Gay Rights in San Francisco, and in an amusing mixup, was subsequently confused for a homosexual.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

It was back in '04 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Jaymc.
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '88 Ford, had payments on that
Jaymc.
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
Jaymc.
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called the Bucket of Blood
Jaymc.
He said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am?"
The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn."
To Jaymc.
He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherfucker called Jaymc."
Mr. Jaymc.
Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day."
Mr Jaymc.
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Jay put four holes in his motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Jaymc, she starts to flirt
With Jaymc.
She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head!"
She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime,
Mr. Jaymc."
"But there's something I have to say before you begin--
You'll have to be gone before my man N/A comes in,
Mr. Jaymc."
"I'll stay here till N/A comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck N/A in his motherfucking ass,"
Said Jaymc.
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole,"
Said Jaymc.
Just then N/A rolls in and he says, "You must be
That bad motherfucker called Jaymc."
Mr. Jaymc.
"Yeah, I'm Jaymc and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because if you don't you're gonna be dead!"
Said Jaymc.
N/A dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago)

He is anything but a bad motherfucker.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

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Looking over at him at EMP as I type.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 February 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

he is getting married today

― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations to him!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

Jaymc has new answers.

― Jeff, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Our little Jay is all grown up.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

awww congrats jaymc!

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

Yaymc!

― some lady (La Lechera), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

wow! congrats buddy.

― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations to him!

― robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

yo congrats homie

― markers, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

hey yay jay

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

On the way to the nuptials.

― Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

He is getting married just one day after another popular crossword comstructor. Kudos!

― When I Stop Meming (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

I've confirmed thar jaymc is indeed attending his wedding.

― Jeff, Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Aw I could cry. Nice to see a wedding instead of a funeral. Best wishes!

― Gavin McLayoff (u s steel), Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't know it was so soon, congrats to jaymc!!!

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

Ok. He's married now. Congratulations, I just live ilx'ed your wedding.

― Jeff, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

congrats!

― tehresa, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations, jaymc.

― emil.y, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

"This song, originally recorded by Chicago soul group The Marvelows, was revived in 1982 by The J. Geils Band."

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

Thought it was Bobby Womack and the Valentinos. Oh wait

― When I Stop Meming (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

Congrats jaymc! Marriage is awesome, am doing it (again) myself next month.

― quincie, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

congratulation jaymc!

― partistan (dayo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

our little visicalc is all excel 2010

congrats dude!

― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

how on earth will they choose babby names???

― quincie, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

my wedding day was one of the happiest of my life, hope the same goes for you, jaymc

― some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

Jaymc.xls was mentioned in the first toast.

― Jeff, Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago)

Hahah brilliant.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations!!

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

awesome jay!

― remy bean, Sunday, 18 September 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations jaymc!

*makes note*

― zvookster, Sunday, 18 September 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

Congrats Jaymc!

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations, jay!

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations!

― starring EDWARD WOODWARD (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, everyone! The hangover has finally worn off...

The photos have also started to roll in:

http://oi54.tinypic.com/a09kjq.jpg

― America's Test Hitchens (jaymc), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

awwwwww. congrats! you guys look radiant and i love Kr's dress!!!

― horseshoe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Oh damn, I just thought people were bumping this to bother you into updating the dead pool results. I see you've been busy...

CONGRATS!

― rustic italian flatbread, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, and I totally just updated the dead pool results, too.

― jaymc, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

^^^Best of both worlds...Congrats dude.

― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― rustic italian flatbread, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Nice pic! I love your wife's dress too! :)

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations!!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

Please note officant/chilxor Jenny in the background, and her ilx crowdsourced RED SHOES!!

― some lady (La Lechera), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

omg Jenny! i love your dress, too!

― horseshoe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

officiant, not officant
traficant

awesome wedding pic btw, mister!

― some lady (La Lechera), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Aw, Jenny!

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Sunday, 18 September 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, Jenny totally officiated our wedding, and she rocked it as we knew she would.

― jaymc, Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Sup.

That's a great picture. You look so happy!

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations!

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 19 September 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago)

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