c/d: paris hilton

DUD

DUD.

her single.

DUD.

OK, Screwed is kinda catchy...

Good grief, you are absolutely correct!

um. ok. maybe i should personally address those feelings.

dud.

xpst

itt: some really brave stands against racist hate-speech

She is American though, so she can't be that bad.

paris <3 <3

http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Diana_Mosley+Unity-Sept1937.png

Always thought that dude on the front right was far too cheeky to be a Nazi.

needs chris cunningham overhaul so that they all have christian bale/carol thatcher/prince harry's face.

"I wouldn't go for a walk on my own around Tottenham. A lot of dark skinned people live there. So naturally the crime rate is higher than anywhere else. It's not nice to be a robbery victim. So I suggest that Pavlyuchenko doesn't walk but drives around that area."

she reminds me of a drag queen i met in new orleans one time

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Paris Hilton has been arrested for allegedly possessing cannabis after watching a World Cup game in South Africa.

Paris Hilton And A Friend At The World Cup Match Between Netherlands And Brazil From Hilton's Twitter Feed
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week1/15658647.jpg
Paris Hilton and a friend enjoy the atmosphere: Pic from @parishilton

The socialite was in the VIP suite at the Nelson Mandela Stadium.

According to reports she was arrested leaving the Brazil v Netherlands match in Port Elizabeth.

Officers allegedly found a substance in her handbag.

She had flown in to the country in a private jet to watch the quarter final.

"Had so much fun at the game today. What a match! I love South Africa," she said on her Twitter page.

"It's so beautiful here. I can't wait to go on the safari this week and see all the amazing animals."

lol YES

She had probably only been in the country a few hours too. How stupid can you get.

Breaking News

12:02am UK, Saturday July 03, 2010
Drug Charges Against Paris Hilton Dropped

Drug charges against Paris Hilton have been dropped hours after she was arrested for allegedly possessing cannabis at a World Cup game in South Africa.

The socialite appeared in court but a judge decided not to pursue the case.

Hilton was wearing an off-white sleeveless blouse. Her hair was in pigtails and she had heavy black eyeliner.

the judge has now flown to rio taking early retirement..

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They should SCRAM her and chain her to Lindsey Lohan ala Poitier and Curtis.

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OMG *dying* from that remark, nickn!

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week1/15658668.jpg

omg i love the detailing of what she was wearing in court

haha I knew you would.

lol it was so blunt

nice pun, surm

how the hell do you get busted for pot at a soccer match anyway. Did they have drug sniffing dogs?

Update from bbc news

A South African court has dropped drugs charges against US socialite Paris Hilton after her arrest at a World Cup game.

Ms Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth after the Netherlands' defeat of Brazil in the quarter-finals of the tournament.

She appeared at a special court on Friday evening.

A friend of Ms Hilton with her at the stadium was found guilty of marijuana possession, her publicist said.

Ms Hilton's friend was sentenced to pay a fine or spend 30 days in jail, it was reported.

Ms Hilton appeared in the court wearing a beige dress and a glittery necklace with her hair in two ponytails, a reporter said.

In court she was addressed as "accused number 1".

She thanked the court before leaving.
'Misunderstanding'

Her publicist told the Reuters news agency that she had been questioned by police but no charges had been brought.

"I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it. The case has been dropped against Paris and no charges will be made," Ms Hilton's spokeswoman said.

After her release she posted a note on the social networking site Twitter saying: "I was assisting the police with the investigation and answering their questions."

Ms Hilton is the great-granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton hotel chain.

In 2007 a US court sentenced her to 45 days in prison for drunk and reckless driving.

After serving 25 days in jail she told US talk show host Larry King that she had re-evaluated her life and wanted to do more charity work and less partying.

I can confirm that the incident was a complete misunderstanding and it was actually another person in the group who did it.

Anyone believe that's what happened?

Is this still her spokesman/publicist?

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She appeared at a special court is the kind of vague description that tends to jump out at me. How intriguing!

well she did get special treatment didn't she? ;)

paris hilton pulls a p-diddy

Paris Hilton has been arrested after she was caught with cannabis in her handbag by customs officials, say reports.

The 29-year-old had just arrived at Figari airport in Corsica on a private jet from Paris, police sources told AFP.

Officers found less than 1g of cannabis in her handbag, and released her soon afterwards without charge.

It comes two weeks after she was arrested for drugs during a World Cup match in South Africa.

Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: "Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari.

"She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gramme, was found in her handbag.

"Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges.

"The drug was confiscated and destroyed."
Hilton was then due to travel by yacht to the upmarket resort of Porto Cervo in Sardinia.

The socialite had posted pictures of her luxury flight from Paris on her Twitter account.

One picture shows the hotel heiress reclining on a double bed.

one law for the rich..

for surmounter here is that pic
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week3/15666608.jpg

Paris gives weed a bad rep. bitch taints everything she touches.

she really doesn't seem like a pot smoker to me. weird.

is she dead yet

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Paris Hilton: Gay men have AIDS, are gross

it must suck to be so infamous that ppl basically take every opportunity to make you look like a horrible person

hi paris please die of aids

of course the flipside is that Paris appears for all intents and purposes to be a uniquely horrible person so I guess this all comes out in the wash

wow she stayed out of the news long enough

I bet she still cut out the article, stuck it on her pink fluffy wall and smirked "See I am FAMOUS!"

huge lols at paris' initial "i was having a serious conversation about health issues in the gay community" excuse.

taxi drivers, doing god's work

at least it's not the opposite

god drivers, doing taxi work?

god's doing taxi driving

Cannes: Paris Hilton Cried Watching Bling Ring
"It's so violating."

... then why did she go watch it

http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/cannes-paris-hilton-cried-watching-bling-ring.html

There was one upside to watching the movie, though. "I designed everything in the house, so it was really cool to see it on film," she said. It shows: Hilton's house is a tribute to Hilton herself, and as the celebrity-obsessed Bling Ringers raid her walk-in shoe closet and party in her "nightclub room," Hilton's limpid face stares back at them, emblazoned on all the pillows, artwork, and walls. "That house is like my dream house," she told me. "I worked so hard on every detail."

I asked Hilton whether seeing the movie from the kids' perspective makes her feel at all sympathetic to the real-life ringleaders, played in the movie by newcomers Israel Broussard and Katie Chang. "No way!" Hilton said. "Well, I actually kinda felt bad for the guy, because I feel like he didn't want to steal the clothes and all that stuff, really. He just wanted to be cool and fit in with that girl. So I mostly blame the main girl. I don't know her name. But her."

A man approached the heiress with his iPhone out. "Paris, you sexy bitch!" he shouted. "Are we taking a selfie or what?"

"Yeah, bitch," she replied. They leaned in close and posed.

"Are we taking a selfie or what?"

fyi if I ever unironically say this sentence, I would hope my ILX friends would hunt me down and kill me

taking a selfie vs doing a solid

doing a selfie vs taking a solid

selfing a sold vs taking a doer