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Ned is in bed.
Roxy is foxy.
N/a, go away!
Dan, you're the man.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Excluding n/a from the orgy seems rude.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas please bone us.

― Foxy finnish girls (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Is it Tahhhmas or Towmas? Because then it could rhyme with Momus.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, want some hummous?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

n/a
is not gay

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

It's approximately Tuohmahs, but the u is pronounced like the o in the word "cool". I think the "uo" sound would be a bit difficult for English-speakers, you don't have it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry Nick, I wasn't trying to imply anything.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

I meant "gay" in the "happy" sense.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas rocks the Scandi aromas.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas meet Muomus!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Jostlin' with jocelyn!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

That Mandee, she sure is dandee.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Huk-L's good for a chuckle.
The Ghost of Dan Perry is a Host of Chan Fairies.
Jocelyn be Tosslin'.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Ned Raggett eats dead maggot.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Mandee is Randy.
Anna's so Vanna.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Sarah McLusky, you're as cool as a husky.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Jordan will bore Dan.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Sarah McLusky has breath like a husky. JUST KIDDING!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

xpost by the way

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

(WOW! A HUSKY!)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Martin Skidmore wouldn't make a kid bore.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

M. White looks like Dwight (Schulz, the A-Team's Murdock)

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Horace Mann does what only saurus can!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

I think the "uo" sound would be a bit difficult for English-speakers

Fuck THAT. Watch: uo!

Nothing rhymes with my name. I am invincible.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

First I'd need to know how to pronounce it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

We bid adieu to giboyeux.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

giboyeux est marveuilleux!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm not entirely sure that's a real French word though.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

gee-boi-yeuh.

x-post Nice!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

When I wanna test Hstencil
I grab my #2 pencil

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

...and then use him like utensil!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Giboyeux ain't no Georgetown Hoya.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Tep's hep.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Justyn Dillingham
has a beard like twill and sand

and i want a room with youn

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Tracer Hand plays her band.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Basketball in Pacerland
Is nothing without Tracer Hand

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Kate, don't be late!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Up on the mount, I met ol' Blount.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

(In the end, someone is going to compile this whole thread and turn it into a rap, right?)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry, you man or cherry?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

A pair of black huskies
For Sarah McLusky

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Here I am vacuumin, thinkin' 'bout Haikunym (imperfect, I know)

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Ned Raggett eats dead maggot.

Huk-l gets a chuck-l, the little fuck-l.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco sure knows how to disco in San Fransisco!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

The Ghost of Dan Perry's sweet like Maraschino cherries.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm serious as Spencer when I say rhythm is a fencer.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Sensational Sulk's a Situational Hulk.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Phil-two could rock an Up-do.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

"Need a first name, Eddy? Chuck'll
do" said funny frosty Huk-L

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

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Even though I can't
think of anything to rhyme with Abbott
I feel that sometimes I have a rapport
with her.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

When you find a rhyme for Abbott
Be very sure you grab it,
Before it does a rabbit
and it pops down some dark hole.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

this is possibly the lamest ilx thread of all time

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

m@p thinks rhymes are twee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

m@p - way cooler than thee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

m@p: a she or a he?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

aimless: gormless
his rhyming: formless

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

When m@p shall rhyme his talk
the lame (this thread) shall rise and walk!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like it when total strangers like Map,
need to come up with that "this is lame" crap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

no, no, no, no w4gemann
i will not read your rockist spam

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

i would not read it about house
i would not read it with a scouse
i do not like you
w4gemann

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

i would not read it wearing bling
i would not read it hearing sting

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

no, mark is right. this really is the gayest thread of all time.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

not every thread can be rejected jbr screennames, jess

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

xpost that doesn't rhyme

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

mark p is right
ilx should be set alight

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

the mighty jess has decided
we must all be chided
because we're not as clever
and never did a writing endeavour

(fuck off, i'm not english,
so don't take the piss)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

haha nath you write in english better than most recent high school graduates

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

I said ENGLISH, not American. U R ALL DUMB. ;-)))

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

conor smedley is a werewolf HOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL
this thread is retardeder than the most retardedest OOOWOWWWWWLLLL

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

Nath do the math.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 07:11 (eighteen years ago)

what's the deal with this guy flezaffe?
did he think his bad dog would make us laugh?

We're all about propriety
and proper disposal of poo and pee.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

This thread has run its course
I preferred Jinglesource

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

rhyme
for a dime
in
no time
tho,'las
nuthin here
rhymes with
this lame
name of mine

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, tiit, how would you pronounce "tiit"? As "teet"? "Tie it"? Give us a hint and rhymes shall be made to do your bidding.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

rhymes with "petite" and "sweet", f'rinstance.
(doesn't rhyme with "penis", tho.
nor with "vagina", thruth be told)

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

If I ever meet the ILXor named Tiit
casually walking down the street
The conversation will have a bad start
If I rhyme his/her name with a sexual part.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Martha, Beth and Parker
you're one helluva 'versation starter.
Or three,
as it should be.

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Good luck, suckers.

― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Bhumibol Adulyadej
is like unto a hammer (sledge).

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

Bhumibol Adulyadej
Tell us, did ya pull today?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Bhumibol Adulyadej,
though her name is quite hard to say,
rules Thailand in a delicate way.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 3 February 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Just Got Offed
lives in a loft
though I suspect she's soft.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

He's.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ the post that had to be made

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

The Australian Kate
surely has a good fate
in head of her, and not too much hate.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas!? tuomas??
:/
ei oldki kuomas!!
:)

― t**t, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

He's our friend from Finland,
that Tuomas of Finland.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

iiiijjjj
I'd reckon is not an easy lay.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Imagine saying his name at the moment of climax!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm quite taken aback that I have featured on this thread since I am one of the invisibles of ilx.

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 11 October 2007 08:02 (eighteen years ago)

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 11 October 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

I think of this every time I hear Zep or Sabbath////....

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

I'd forgotten about this thread. But...

Negronis are for toasting
"Health!" to Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:32 (five years ago)

You want to troll like pomenitul
You want to stir like pomenitul does
Want to post like pomenitul
Want to fp like pomenitul, you do

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:38 (five years ago)

Tbf I almost never FP anyone (I won't comment on the first two).

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

When Dr. Morbius prescribes
Your medicine is jabs and jibes.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

Neanderthal's a handsome and brave man,
as our heavy metallicized caveman.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 15 October 2020 01:58 (five years ago)

^dope

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

Actually all the revive posts have been quality

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

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