where did I hide my astroglide at my parents' house?

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I better find it before I leave....

― DVM (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

At your parents house.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Have you checked your mom's ass?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I KNEW THIS WAS A JW THREAD.

If I were you, I would've stashed it in a dufflebag under a bunch of clothes.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

I THINK I PUT INSIDE A BURLAP "GOYA" SACK AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SWEATERS?

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

you can always just buy some more, ya know.

maybe it will renew the spark in your parents' sex life if they find it.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I found it. I hid it inside a shoebox, in a dress shoe.

There was definitely something gross caked on it, but I'll just pretend that was a mix of the lube and the dust from being inside the burlap bag.

UGHHHHHHHH

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

of course, now where do I hide it?

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

and this is the same guy who jizzed in sleeping bags?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Jer is full of shit

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

can't you just put it in a drawer or something? unless your mom is actively seeking astroglide (maybe?) i don't see a problem here.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

my mom doesn't get the idea of "personal space". Like if I have laundry in the dryer, she'll fold it and put it away. Kind of frustrating as a 23 year old. Good thing I am "visiting".

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

my mom doesn't get the idea of "personal space". Like if I have laundry in the dryer, she'll fold it and put it away.

but that's part of the job description for "mom," jon!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

ASTROGLIDE = SO GOOD

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

MOVE TO BROOKLYN. NO MOMS ALLOWED.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Can your mom come over and fold my laundry? Please?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

my mom's idea of doing laundry also involves throwing out Dead Kennedys shirts.

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

i remember when I still lived at home my mom opened up one of my drawers and found like 5 packets of cigarettes, she gasped and said "well, if i want a cigarette i know where to go.."

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

what is astroglide? is that something you use for anal sex?

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

It's for waxing your space surfboard!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

You are all so naïve!

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

is that something you use for anal sex?

YES! OH GOD YESSSS!
http://mgrsti1856q.seamlesstech.biz/Merchant/images/funstuff/1528a.JPG

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Also, for hetero-cock-n-vadge sex.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Really? Why the hell would you need it when you have TONGUE?

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD A RUBBBBERRR

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh okay. *duh* Been with my partner for so long, I forgot they existed.

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Rub it in, why dontcha.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

protected sex is for sissies.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Also, for hetero-cock-n-ass sex.

― #1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

more likely here, for wanking

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

(I am so tempted to post a picture of a cow tongue to this thread.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Rub it in, why dontcha.

Care to elaborate.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Rub it in, why dontcha.

that really should be this product's slogan.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1645000/images/_1646912_tongueruler300.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

gene simmons, jr.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...

????

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Try to think of the last place you put it.

― Laurah (laurah), Saturday, 15 April 2006 04:20 (twenty years ago)

There was a girl at an el stop the other day whose small tube of K-Y fell out of her purse. She did this kinda double-take move, where in the space of a second she reached down to pick it up, realized what it was, realized that a lot of people were watching, and then stood back up and kept walking, a little more awkwardly than she had been before, while a little tube of lube lay on the ground behind her. I felt bad for her, but it was pretty funny.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Saturday, 15 April 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Kenan, have you ever had sex?

― CURIOUS????? (ex machina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 04:40 (twenty years ago)

why is vagina abbreviated "vadge"? wherefrom cometh the d?

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 15 April 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)

they advertise KY on prime time TV now, she shouldn't have been embarrassed, she is just a good consumer

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:10 (twenty years ago)

unless she fountains out, like tommy lee's girlfriend

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:13 (twenty years ago)

Lesbians say the dumbest things.

― Yak, Saturday, 15 April 2006 10:42 (twenty years ago)

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