The All New Summer Crush 2005 thread

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Oh my word, I have the world's biggest crush on Anna over the road. She's so sweet, and her nose is so cuuuute, and she's lovely, and her and I would make the best couple ever. Her boyfriend is SOOO not good for her. I just wanna give her a hug and a smooch and a cuddle and whisper sweet nonsense in her ear . . . and then maybe fuck her glasses off.

Anyways, list your summer crushes here.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

I have crushes on people that don’t have one on me. boo hoo.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

the girl who sells fresh orange juuuce in camden

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

ALL THE LADIES IN THEIR SUMMER DRESSES.

Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Godwin, you were butt-fucking some poor lass the other day, less of the whining thx bye.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

Anna was wearing a summer dress today. Sigh.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

I have no (real, i.e. non fictional character) crushes at the moment. Except passing fancies for random pointy-nosed ginger boys who ride the bus through Brixton. Where can I get a proper crush?

Actually, no, on second thought my life is better without them.

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

Crushes are rubbish. I wanna be asexual.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

fwooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ihttp://media.santabanta.com/full1/Cricket/Andrew%20Flintoff/and0a.jpg

Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

I am asexual right now. Trust me, it's no good.

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh damnit!!

Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

I WAS HAVING A WANK LAST NITE SO FAST THAT I SPUNKIED IN ME OWN EYE I SED TO ME SELF GOD BLESS YA LAD GOD BLESS YA

GARU G, Friday, 12 August 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

DOesn't mr Flintoff have something around his mouth suggesting he's been up to something rather unpleasent at silly point?

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Of course not, he's being sensible using sun block! Dirty boy Mr B!!

Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

He's been drinking milk. It does a body good!

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

high in protein, i hear

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

presonally, i prefer matthew hoggard. anyone with me?

michael grant (michael digby grant), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

If this is a crush thread, can I legally post more pictures of Captain Anderson?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/100x100/jared_harris.jpg

(Come on, it's only a little one.)

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

of course you can Kate!!

Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god, a real, historical Captain Anderson!

http://www.portcities.org.uk/london/upload/img_400/H4484.jpg

I have a crush on his sideburns.

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Celeb crushes: Chris Garver from "Miami Ink" for his tattoos and laid-back-ness and general smarts in a sea of thugs who are prone to losing their heads, Malcolm Gladwell (in love with his cultural capital), Matt James from "The City Gardener" for his disarmingly orgasmic delight over purple foliage etc etc. And one or two people from Real Life, as well.

As you can see from this list ALONE, one of my dating problems is attraction to opposite types. Can't make up my mind whether the muscle-bound & generally capable over the cerebral types w/o confidence or physical presence but then they start lecturing and I swoon on cue.

Laurel, Friday, 12 August 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm a little aghast at the glasses removal technique advocated here.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm not! I wish I could experience this glasses removal technique for myself! Sounds much better than forgetting you have them on and going to bed with them perched on top of your head, then rolling over and breaking them.

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

im pleased that the phrase fucking someone's glasses off has caught on!!

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Glasses I would like to fuck off:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/sundance/sundance_2000_photos/jared_harris/jaredharris.jpg

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Good lord. One eye appears to be swollen shut and there's a spot on his chin. Also, he's wearing a matched set of fried eggs. Kate, I really do fear for you sometimes!

Laurel, Friday, 12 August 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

I really like his mismatched eyes thing. OK, normally he does the "raise one eyebrow wide and squinch the other up" (which is dead sexy) such as voila...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/450x187/characters_actors.jpg

...but he does look a bit like Thom York in that other post. Who is also a long-running crush, so it's not like I mind.

And as to the spot... blimey, everyone gets spots. No idea what the yellow glasses are about. I think he was playing a sci fi villain at the time, and getting into character, or, erm, something.

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

(I will grant you that the yellow-lens shot is more charming and youthful and generally appealing than most of the others!)

Laurel, Friday, 12 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

"One eye appears to be swollen shut and there's a spot on his chin"

That's what happens!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

You are so harsh, Laurel. I don't criticise anyone else's crushes! Humph!

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

- a redhead who won't call me to go to the old man bar.

- yeah, basically anybody in old timey clothes. The footmen in MANOR HOUSE, maybe? I always had a crush on one of my professors because he kind of dressed old timey and LOVED talking about ZEUS!

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i can dig it. i had a two year crush on my 60-70 something year old ancient history teacher in high school.
i thought the guy up there with glasses was niles from 'frasier' for a second.

i have a fairly consuming crush on mila kunis right now.
http://www.600.org/tv_stars/pictures/mila_kunis2.jpg

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, Kate! Please don't be hurt, I tease. Now come out from under the bookshelf like a good kitty, and I won't step on your tail any more.

Laurel, Friday, 12 August 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

(I am trying to figure out if his Captain Anderson hair is his own hair, or a wig. He does seem to like having his hair long, at least in the past. If it's a wig, it's a remarkably accurate slightly receding hairline that matches his own. Plus a lovely mix of slightly salt and pepper ginger. Sometimes he's more ginger than others, though.)

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Friday, 12 August 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

her:

http://www.retrocom.com/ad

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

and him, but not so much:

http://www.retrocom.com/ad

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

and her:

http://www.retrocom.com/images/TRAM5.JPG

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

oh, who am i kidding? my heart belongs to this guy:

http://www.retrocom.com/images/-Teaberry.jpg

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

For some reason these make me think of the covers of Hardy Boys novels.

Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

Pretend I'm twelve again:

I wanted to look like Jonathan Brandis all summer, and I tried really, really hard. I failed significantly, but I think that the real point is that I had like a minor secret homo man-crush on Jonathan Brandis. Nevertheless, time-travelling back to my preadolescence:

http://www.evweb.it/Seaquest/Lucas.gif

Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

CB radios! My brother had one of those with a really huge high gain arial he neeed an FCC licence for!

It was kind of like being on IRC only over a radio. *cssrk* whats ya sign baby? *cssrck* was the "ASL" of the day.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

Jer if you'd looked like Jonathan Brandis and I knew you at 12, I'dve chased after you!

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Then again, if you looked like you do now and I knew you, I'dve... etc etc ah never mind ;P

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

my dad's father had a cb radio in the 50s and he had a ukrainian last name and people reported him as a spy! he was just a nerd!

tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Heh! Scary.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

wait maybe it was a ham radio. i don't know i am drunk. still weird, though!

tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.qsl.net/k5dh/raytheon/images/article_s9_apr66.jpg

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

he is teh cuet in a mr. bean sort of way

tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

or tony randall

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 August 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to see some sexy rings of Saturn, personally.

BARMS, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

saturn letting you look up its skirt

http://www.solstation.com/stars/satring2.jpg

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Hurrah!

This person not only has a ridiculous name, but an awful way with exclamations. I'm sure that the young Elf lady woul prefer a fellow of advanced years like myself, someone who knows the business, and how to do the business.

May the best man win, as they always say.


Robinson

Robinson (Robinson), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

ha! i was wondering how long it would take for ian to get here...

And it's taken even longer for me to get back.




I was crushing on old-school Hillary Clinton (in her Twenties) -- probably because she resembles my supremely attractive friend Erin (who, despite liking me, is with someone else right now and so she's horribly unattainable). Goodness gracious, I'm an absolute sucker for blondes these days. But after dropping by a bookstore yesterday where my long-time friend Molly (who is not a blonde, mind you) works -- oh goodness, she's always stunning but yesterday I really wanted to pounce on her because she looked so exceptionally scrumptious (without even trying!) and was just so bubbly and charming. I wanted to playfully tackle her behind the counter and from there on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate! Anyhow, she's invited me along to dinner and some other event with a group of her friends on Friday -- it's not a date essentially, but at heart I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one. Ooh, I just remembered that she complimented my appearance! No-one ever does that! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! Okay, I'm just getting ridiculous -- I'm just excited because it's a prospect to escape social poverty with a possible hint of romance. I'm probably being too optimistic; I can't help it! I've wanted something to look forward to!

Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

My penis is anticipating this movie a lot less now that I know Zooey Deschanel isn't in it.
-- n/a (nu...), September 22nd, 2004.

I wonder what I was talking about?

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

saturn letting you look up its skirt

I wuv you.

Barms, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Crushes are evil.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

Laurel, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I admire your logic.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

whats the longest anyone's gone without a crush?

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I don't specialize in the unattainable! I think I've just been too busy with life-stuff to develop any abstract crushes lately. Except for this girl I met who looked like a sexy adult version of Wendy from the Wendy's logo. I had a thirty-minute crush on her. But she'd just gotten caught in a storm, and I suspect it's easier to have a crush on someone when she's all wet and smells like rain.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

smells like rain, or could it have been hot tub water?

http://www.milfordct.com/images/03OctNewsletter/Carrot%20top%20HotTub-just%20chillin.png

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

I think the longest I've gone without a crush would be a month, tops.

Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

I don't know about crushing in the rain, but KISSING in the rain, now that's some fun -- faces all wet, clothes clinging. Enjoyment dampened slightly, however, by the fact that in New York you never know where those raindrops have been. Of course, you don't know where your kissing partner has been either.

Laurel, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Way to ruin the moment. :(

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh rats, I'm sorry -- just being a cynic, I guess. But the cynicism is directed at myself, if that helps, and at past rainstorms.

Laurel, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

And I did say "slightly", which shouldn't stop anyone (and won't, I'm sure).

Laurel, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure if this counts as a crush, but for the past few days I've seen the same woman every day, standing outside a shop handing out flyers. The first day we kind of smiled at each other, and yesterday we definitely smiled at each other. Today I passed her twice - the first time we did an "oh, you again!" smile and wave thing, and the second time I stopped to talk to her!

I'm *so* pleased with myself! I actually managed to stop and talk to a random stranger because I thought they looked attractive! Wow!

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

OK, that's worrying, because even *I* wouldn't talk to a random stranger!

Anyway, I'm recycling old crushes now because I'm feeling jaded.

Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

She was probably bored and desperate to talk to anyone, given that she has been standing outside handing flyers all day, every day, for the whole week.

(i did take one)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

xpost - Thinking that people are pleased to see when they're being paid to act that way: dud

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

Normally I stop at my desk to eat at lunchtime. Is it worth going out again tomorrow (and having to pay £1 for parking) to walk past her and say hello again?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

No. That would be stalkerish.

Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

(Yeah, I know. The irony, coming from me.)

Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

I think you should go and say hello again IF you're going to ask her for her phone number or something. Making a special journey for anything less is possibly too stalkerish as Kate says.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

Nah, see, I think it's the making a special trip thing that's vaguely stalkerish. If you are genuinely going into town to get lunch or whatever (though yeah, I know, I am queen of making excuses to go back to wherever to look at the cute boy under "real" pretexts) then it's fine to talk to her. But to go, specially to talk to her would worry me.

Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Emmanuelle Chriqui....so hot...E's new lady on Entourage.

Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

Been on a Joe Simpson book binge in the last few days. why oh why am i crushing on a diddy mountaineer?

leigh (leigh), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Huh? I'm happy to manufacture (from whole cloth, mind you) reasons to run to the other office floor/bike shop/hip grocery/etc. I'm not afraid of having to admit to MYSELF that I might be a stalker, I just don't want my CRUSHES to find out because it's U&K to remain totally nonchalant. Otherwise, stalk away!

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm with Laurel on this one. And popping into town to get some lunch is entirely legit.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm not saying I don't do it, mind you...

We used to go through mic stands at an astonishing rate when I had a crush on the boy who worked at our studio. ("No, I don't like that one. Can you get us one with a longer boom?" and when he came back "Plus, the mic smells of beer, can we have another one?")

We had to sign a contract with the Bull and Gate promising to pay if we broke any mic stands. I felt like saying "well, that depends on how cute your soundperson is!"

Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Do you mind if I use that as an example of why attempting to draw a "legitimate reason" line is sort of pointless?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

i think if you've already talked to the person it's not really stalkerish to go and talk to them again, in fact, the next time you see this person you HAVE to talk and be friendly! see it's only stalkerish if you hide behind the bushes with a camera.

it's not stalking if you're going round to see her to say hi! it's called making friends! if you click then it's awesome, if not then at least you've made some effort!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

xpost knowing a legitimate reason is kind of important in the sense that you don't want to actually be telling them you're going there especially to see them, that's kind of upfront and put pressure on the whole encounter. in fact you don't really want to talk about why you were there at all unless they ask - you just are there, and you happen to be chatting, talk about her, and you.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

my god if you fancy this person it's totally fine to want to make an effort to try and speak to her again, whether you need to go into town for other reasons or not is irrelevant.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

exactly!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

The story made it seem like FP walks past her all the time, and the question made it seem like he had to make an effort to do so. I'm confused.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

Ach, what do I know about chatting up crushes anyway?

N.B. I would like to point out that it wasn't as if I was *purposely* breaking mic stands in order to talk to the Cute Soundman. Pretty much all the mic stands were wonky. It was just that if the Cute Soundman was working, I'd use that as an excuse to go and talk to him. If it was one of the other soundmen, we'd just put up with it.

Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

Clarification: I have walked past her several times *this week* but that's because I've had stuff to do at lunchtime. Normally I don't have stuff to do, so I stay at my desk. I don't have anything *planned* to do at lunchtime tomorrow, but I want to go into town anyway now to say hello.

She's there for a fortnight, apparently. I'm not sure whether that's "in total" or "from now".

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

aw.. i just realised that.. i guess i have an ORANGE CRUSH!

Crap, whilst reading this thread i was hoping you wouldn't get to that before I did!!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

We chatted for about 10 minutes today, before I had to say "sorry, I really have to go," because I was going to be late back at the office. She was clearly very bored, and slightly hung over.

It is unclear if she is single - I'm sure I heard the word boyfriend at one point, but I didn't hear if it came after "my" or "her". I made her laugh by telling her about some ILXors.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

crush update: hurrah hurrah i think the one on the one that made me lose all my words is fading! it's sort of sad, like when the glowsticks that looked so pretty and vivid last night look rubbish and faded and tawdry in the morning, but since it means i will be able to have an Actual Conversation with the dude in question it is definitely a Good Thing. (i mean, i still, y'know, would, but it's not that all-consuming thing any more.) hurrah!

think it is partly due to logical part of brane constantly hammering flighty dreamy part of brane for the last 2 months with "NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!" messages in lead and neon, and partly the remarkable effects of traffic light boy. i have even given traffic light boy a name. erm, perhaps this isn't so healthy after all...

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Sigh. I may be in trouble.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

she was away for like a whole week and replaced by a BLOKE. eew. but today she's back and juggling with her one orange (pretty badly, she almost dropped it once)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

kate! details, stat!

emsk ( emsk), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

No, no, no, it's shameful. I think I have an office crush. There is a consultant (I assume he's a consultant, he dresses like a banker) upstairs who is a dead ringer for Boris Johnson, but quite a bit taller. Pointy, pointy nose, flaxen blond hair that does that "sticking up in six different directions at once" thing. It's bad bad BAD to have crushes on people at work.

Also, I have a total rock star crush on Ron, but that's cool, as he is the coolest rock star in the world.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

I spoke to my crush of shame on Wednesday night. Apparently didn't make too much of an arse of myself but didn't exactly cover myself in glory.

leigh (leigh), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

My most longterm celebrity crush is seeing a real renaissance in my cranium this summer:

http://www.harrybenson.com/harrybenson.com.data/Components/Media/georgesplash.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, I don't have real crushes. So I just kind of...do this.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/art/photogallery/george_harrison/photos/photo09.jpg
http://beatles.at.infoseek.co.jp/ge9.jpg
http://www.mavericktimes.com/georgeguitar.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 September 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

autumn crush

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:28 (nineteen years ago)


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