SEXUAL TENSION (a picture thread)

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http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/bush-blair.jpg

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http://electronet.com.au/images/johnny_peter.jpg

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I WILL NEVER ACHIEVE SEXUAL AROUSAL EVER AGAIN. Thanks Adam.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.brothersgibb.org/weareoneimages/bee-gees-cover7.jpg

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/news/people/queen_duke_taupo250.jpg

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/10/19/sports/arod.184.1.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://akymtkjru.hp.infoseek.co.jp/syasin_Folder/jean.seberg.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://danwho.net/images/arod-jeter-shirtless.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041020/capt.nyy12510200439.alcs_red_sox_yankees_nyy125.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sergioleone.net/00rich/fabio.jpg

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dailyrecord.com/_photos/sports/031004d1_jeter_arod.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.the11thhour.com/archives/122000/features/images/goodreasons08.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2004/01/21/bush3.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.edrants.com/reluctant/cheneypope.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeesh. The previous one is the Unholy Trinity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/246/246761.jpg

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.integralnaked.org/i/yabyum_wht.jpg

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aijac.org.au/review/2001/images/Hanson-leg.jpg

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost doesn't look like sexual tension to me ...

― lemin (lemin), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.canoe.ca/MovieImagesB/blacksheep2.jpg

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.janisian.com/graphics/BBjimbrockdubswk4.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rain.prohosting.com/~bgy11/kent-bonds-4-4-01-padres.jpg

― 4 gygax (bnw), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/2581_6874_13.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://medlem.spray.se/eminembest/hpbimg/eminem_50%20cent.jpg

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bla.priv.pl/missworld/missGALERIA/cloveiprzyjaciele/fred_durst.jpg

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fooarchive.com/other/durst.jpg

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.prisma-online.de/image/b6/mmnet_52562bc607b6.jpeg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the nancy and sluggo one is genius

― m. (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.twofeathermonkey.com/warren/starskyhutch1.jpg

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ernie Bushmiller was a master of sexual tension.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gilchriststudios.com/nancy/fritzi/3.jpeg

And I forgot about Aunt Fritzi!

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1685000/images/_1687825_blairb150.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.campchaos.com/show.php%3FiID=647
(Music, so NSFW)

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I prefer Fritzi to Nancy.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Politics/2004/03/07/n030760A.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.psxnation.com/reviews/dvdmovies/simpsonsseasontwo5.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternately, http://www.aristoi.org/blog/images/20040213lennycarl.gif

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a good one for this! Okay so there's this kind of cereal called "Good Friends," some kind of healthy-type plainoid cereal, and every variety has a photo on the box of two people sort of hugging up for the camera and being, you know, "Good Friends." Now look at these pictures and just tell me you don't interpret some kind of weird irony in the whole "Good Friends" formulation:

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/86661/200.jpg

See, the guy is relaxed and comfortable. But look at the pinched dying-inside expression on the woman! She's in love with him, and he'll never see it, and she can't say a word because they're just ... "Good Friends."

http://www.zooscape.com/dataimg/zoo0042/5/150/425907.jpg

Now in this one you might assume that the guy, with his horrible fearful constipated expression, is the one secretly in love with the woman. You'd be wrong. See, look at the smug, possessive look on her face, the way she's nuzzling so comfortably in on him. You can hear him shouting, just under the skin: "I'm not with her! Don't listen to her, she's crazy! She won't stop calling!"

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/58/51/wellNutritionDiet_FoodsAllKashi_Good_Friends-resized200.gif

Here's more of an uncomfortable success story: these two college volleyball players got very drunk last night and actually crossed the line.

http://www.shopnatural.com/product/16368.jpg

Another lesbian scenario. The black woman is the white woman's idol, see? That's how they became friends, based on the white woman's immense respect for the black woman's experience. Which was fine for a while, maybe just a little annoying, until one day in a moment of passion the white woman leans over and lays one on her "Good Friend."

Am I the only one seeing this?

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i just spit up my coke.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco wins.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i just spit up my coke.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), October 20th, 2004.

http://usuarios.lycos.es/palenciaagosto/2003-08/coke_pepsi.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

that's one of the funniest posts here in months!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.membres.lycos.fr/planspouliot/Toute/pics/Olsen%20Twins%203.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

notice the placement of the words "cinna" ("sinner") and "raisin"

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco rules.

― Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha!

GOOD FRIENDS!!!!!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.twentysix.net/update/updates/001119/box-old.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

some of the people at their retirement village are thinking about filing a complaint

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"dottie told me she and jessica were just good friends!"
"oh wake up, ethel."

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

there's something despicable about that product.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.palmpower.com/issues/issue200205/starwars-e.gif

GOOD FRIENDS

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 13 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

"I have never met a man as sensitive as Jay, he reads me like a book, it's just so special! I mean we're friends but it's not like there's anything roman............I.........oh my god! I AM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/3351/twins21.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://iron-horse.us/graphics/hunting/pals.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.schwusos-hamburg.org/197-9741_IMG.JPG

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.genzel.ca/olsen.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/backtoschool/laura-jw-roffle.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.toyadz.com/toyadz/sportstoys/coleco2110.jpg

― :|, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me of another one:

ihttp://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/boscovs/images/store/product/images/4191581474645.jpg

I always hated this old Twister box. I mean, look at the smug white kid with the redhead crawling all over him. And then look at this shit: Hasbro apparently decided they couldn't have a picture of the black kid actually touching the white girls, so they've put him off in the corner to tend to the spinner? It's pretty much explicitly racist, and as a result imposes some weird sexual tension over the whole system here. (Well, that and that look on the other boy's face: is there like a fifth, not-visible person playing that's making him make that face?)

For the record they have updates the Twister box and now black people are allowed to play.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/peanuttoes/comics/moosed.jpg

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The rest of this thread could be nothing else but Nancy/Sluggo and Betty/Veronica and would still hold its flavor.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tias.com/stores/tnc/pictures/2803a.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/yours.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200106/smurfette.jpg

http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2002/nov/muppets/statler.jpg

http://chem.csustan.edu/JTB/GUIDES/ROADRUNNER/roadrunner-comp.jpg

http://www.lambdapsiphi.com/daft/daft/images/rropen5.jpg

http://www.maximumnimh.com/AU-heman.jpg

http://www.nmpft.org.uk/img/whatson/starwars/droids.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 21 October 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the kashi thing really is a tour de force, bravo!

(tho i get the feeling nabisco has been mulling over that joke for a looong time w/o the right thread to drop it in.)

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway...

http://www.hallandoates.de/images/Circus%20Magazin%201977/Cover1977.jpg

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

OH AND i can't believe nick's unbelievable sickness went uncommented upon!!

so i'll see it and raise you:

http://bansheeonline.tripod.com/banshee/tvpics/gilmore.jpg

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the FUCK is still hosting things on tripod SIX YEARS ON anyway! DAMN, people!

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

er, you can't see that, i take it.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

unless you meant to imply secret desire between the blue disc and the overlapped green one (and for another thing, why does something called "tripod" have that as a logo anyway!?) No.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

...so i'll see it and raise you:

http://www.gilmore-girls.net/gallery/ablg/25.jpg

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dama.cz/kultura/film_hrisny_tanecs.jpg
http://www.konzert-bilder.de/ROCK-POP/Bon%20Jovi-gross-69.jpg

― seahorse genius (seahorse genius), Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://users.snowcrest.net/cafemocha/images/FredBarney1.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i seriously can't believe this thread has gone on this long without...

http://www.aref.de/kalenderblatt/2003/pics/sesamstrasse_ernie_bert.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://katamaridamacy.jp/game_e/27.gif

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/JimBob57/audrey.bmp

― Jedwin Van Pells (Jim Bob), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Sunday, 22 October 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/breakinkentuomas.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/capture2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/00016hc9.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/tombelushi.jpg

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 22 October 2006 03:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/bill-bixby/bill-bixby-007-img.jpg

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 22 October 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Sunday, 22 October 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.goyoungagain.com/images/articles/c5.jpg

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Sunday, 22 October 2006 04:24 (twenty years ago)

haha omg, THIS thread is the reason why i always laugh at kashi cereal in the grocery store!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 22 October 2006 05:51 (twenty years ago)

But they're just Good Friends!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 22 October 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

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― everything (everything), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/soooooo.jpg

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chuggnutt.com/images/locke_jack.jpg

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bluthfamily.com/dimages/pictures/michael-finds-tobias-in-the-midst-of-rehearsal-for-his-blue-man-group-audition_468x312.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/nbc/the_office/_group_photos/rainn_wilson6.jpg

― Orgy of Pragmatism (Charles McCain), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)

http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/imagefolder/matthewsmccain.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

hahaha I knew So Not Gonna Happen would show up here!

― AaronK (AaronK), Saturday, 28 October 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.genesis-publications.com/books/time/sophia-jayne.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Saturday, 28 October 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.starcelebs.ru/aguilera/disneyland/aguilera-disney03.jpg

― latebloomer: Winner of the Congressional Medal of....UGLY (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 October 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.canaltrans.com/musica/images/bauhaus/bau4.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Haha, is that LANCE sulking in the back?

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Good Friends with strawberries IS sexual, it's so good.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 28 October 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6016/bestevereh6.jpg

― ath (ath), Saturday, 28 October 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

http://images.comicbookresources.com/oddball/rifleman.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 09:28 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

Seeing as the 'staring wistfully' sportsmen photos have been barred from the homoerotic thread, REVIVE. A look can say a thousand words, mean a thousand kisses...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42442000/jpg/_42442897_win416.jpg

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

haha omg, THIS thread is the reason why i always laugh at kashi cereal in the grocery store!
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, October 22, 2006 5:51 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

INDEED

― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

okay so why does good friends have twigs in it. grodss!

― homosexual II, Monday, 15 September 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://photos.upi.com/story/t/4108af31dced984a87710af2f6abce63/McCain_mum_on_Budweiser_sale.jpg

― negotiable, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

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