LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE!

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C'MON THEN!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I AM ABOUT TO BRING IT! OUTSIDE! THAT IS WHERE IT WILL BE BROUGHT!

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

like ilxors ever go outside.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Make sure when you do, you take it to the bridge, too

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Can I take it to the bridge?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to be presumptious and take it to the bridge without asking permission.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/solitude/archives/Agoraphobia.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

YOU TOO WILL BE SERVED! OUTSIDE! WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW, WAITING, AND WONDERING WHERE EVERYONE IS!

xpost: I HAVE TAKEN IT SO FAR TO THE BRIDGE THAT I HAVE CROSSED IT, AND AM NOW WONDERING WHAT PART OF TOWN I AM IN, AS IT IS UNFAMILIAR!

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

So let me rephrase: MAY I take it to the bridge?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

The causeway collapsed -- haven't you heard?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think we should RUMBLE IN THE BRONX instead.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'VE BEEN WAITING OUTSIDE, WHY I GOTTA COME BACK INSIDE TO HEAR YOU ALL BE ABOUT "LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE", HUH? I BETTER NOT HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER HOUR FOR YOU TO COME OUTSIDE, DAN.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I AM STILL OUTSIDE, AND ACROSS THE BRIDGE, AND IT'S GETTING KIND OF COLD AND I WAS WONDERING IF SOMEONE COULD PERHAPS CALL MY MOM AND HAVE HER PICK ME UP AT THE DAIRY QUEEN! BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!

SHE GETS OFF OF WORK AT FIVE!

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Harvard's team may fight 'til the end but...

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://bigtrip.punklist.com/archives/images/frogner_park_oslo_big.JPG

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

My wildest fancy has come true! A COLUMN OF ORGY!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY I HAD TO COME BACK INSIDE TO GET AN UMBRELLA BECAUSE IT'S RAINING! I'M GOING BACK OUTSIDE NOW WITH A FULL SIX-PACK OF WHUP-ASS AND AN UMBRELLA!

(xpost: okay now i'm kind of afraid to go back outside)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god what kind of lame ass needs an umbrella to fight. ARE YOU TIRED ENOUGH TO FIGHT?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

(dude, ian's got like an entire column of fucking; my ass is staying indoors)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

oh man why you gotta go and blame ian for adam's sick mind?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Blame Erik Vigeland, not me!

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I mean GUSTAV Vigeland

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Not only do I have a column of orgy, but I've also got The Durutti Column playing! Say your "Prayer" and I'll give you "love sent from Bordeaux!"

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Two columns behind me! Cripes, where's Joy Division when I need them?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT ME EMO KID?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

TAKE IT TO ILM, DUDE

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF MY MOM IS COMING SOON BECAUSE THE GUY WHO RUNS THE HOT DOG STAND KEEPS WINKING AT ME! PLEASE!

(THIS DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GIRLIES! AND YES, I AM YELLING IN PARENTHESES! BECAUSE I AM TOUGH!)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so tough I don't need parentheses. (Oh wait.)

Allright, who the fuck said I was emo? I'll smash your face in!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ahh, screw it -- let's take the advice of Prince: "Fightin' war is such a fuckin' bore -- PARTY UP!"

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I'm outside now! Wait, it's a little chilly. I'm going to go get my coat. I'll be right back - B*TCHES!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

(if anyone wants to come inside i will gladly beat your ass with a voip phone like my name was russell crowe)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds good to me, Ian.

― Cathy Berber Ian (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

VOIP phones are for p*ssies, DAN.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

You should really try one of those princess phones.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

'Cuz, you know, you're like a princess or something.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

(try taking one of these bad boys to the dome:)

http://www.phonemag.com/images/cellphones/the_cinderella_phone.jpg

(hardcore 4eva)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOW IT'S ON!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I can rock that! I'll even dress up like Belle and I'll still rock it!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Make you scream so hard you gonna have to CAPS LOCK it!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

(did anyone ever call john's mom? cuz you can use the big fucking phone i just winged off yr melon if you want)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

What did you say about john's mom, muthaf*cka??? Oh wait, john's mom? Oh yeah, I heard that too.

HEY! I'm going to hit you so hard with that phone that when people call it, *your* head will ring! Oooooh, BURN!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

(oh look at this; it's the silver platter i'm gonna hand you your ass on:)

http://www.silverfromitaly.com/images/platter_show.jpg

(east side boyeeee)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me, "bad asses" but i'd just like to point out that, you know, while i'm not the one who found this, i am the one who is thinking about this, so you can all freaking suck it ok.

http://cargobay.starwars.com/misc/statues/minibusts/mace_bust.jpg

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and in case you don't get it from that, here's an alternate version that might get through to you.

http://www.frontiermodels.co.uk/images/products/Mace.jpg

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO?!?!??

― Stockholm Ian (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

That photo simply screams "OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST CUT OFF MY BREASTS TOO"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO YOU DIDN'T, ALLY.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

THAT XPOST THERE IMPLIES THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO REMOVED THE NONEXISTANT BREASTS OF SAMUEL L JACKSON, YOU GUYS ARE MESSED UP, SERIOUSLY MESSED UP.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

(bitchtit fight)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone else still fidn it totally charming the way Spencer censors (Spensors?) his "curse words"?

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

You never know when you might have children or go into politics!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

yes , yes. So you keep saying!

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

But if your voters are smart enough to vote for you, they'll be smart enough to figure out what "p*ssies" means.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

one would hope.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

"But there's nothing like the pussy! The pussy! I like it real fine! And when you be a senator, you get it all the time!" [/Bulworth]

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ian, honestly dude, you're the one that doesn't want your children coming back and reading your posts.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

TAKE IT OUTSIDE, GOD-BOY
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/the_simpsons/hank_azaria/char_chalmers.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

I WAS THINKING OF CLIMBING TO A HIGHER POINT AND LOOKING FOR MY MOM, BUT THE ONLY TALL THING YOU BASTARDS LEFT ME OUT HERE IS THE TOWER OF ORGYFUCKING.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Adam, I don't want children and never plan to have them and so I'm not worried.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 1 September 2005 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://ryangenno.tripod.com/images/NESmikeTysonpunchOut.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Thursday, 1 September 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

So, who won this?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 1 September 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

America did, Spencer. America did.

*cue heartwarming music, roll credits*

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

...AND THE HOT DOG GUY, YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT!

(cue "the killer is behind the closet door!" sting music, post credits, quick flash to black.)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 2 September 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

I would have separated the either/or with a comma, for reasons of style.

AND I WOULD HAVE SEPARATED IT OUTSIDE!

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

"Recycled Foods Day" at the Justen house. Right after "No More Coupons. Any Change in the Couch? Day".

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not only going to take you outside...I am going to take you to the river and drop you in the water.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I will take you inside, towel off and have some cocoa by the fire. Then I will take you outside, lock the door, and make everybody inside laugh loudly like we are having a very good time...WITHOUT YOU!!!

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

ON SWEAT, OH NO YOU DIDDUN

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

Huh, like that hasn't happened to John a thousand times already.

(xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

OUTSIDE, NOW!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, yeah, I'm bringing the ice water and a flask of gin. Just a second.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zappa-analysis.com/outside.jpg

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

You couldn't bring it outside if it was, um, making too much of a ruckus.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

LEAVE THE DRUM SET INSIDE AND GET OUT HERE NOW!

Pick your switch off of that willow tree.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Can I get a witness?

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

Snap? Face? Mom?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/kennedy/oswald-shot-5.jpg

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

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