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So have any of you tried out those little fuzzy nipple covers? They're supposed to keep you warm & toasty. I haven't, that's why I ask. I have a problem with (a) being cold & (b) having my nipples show through all my tops when it starts to get chilly out. Bandaids hurt when you rip them off and it's dumb when you can see this little rectangular outline under your shirt. Am I the only girl with this problem?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, I didn't phrase my subject line as a question! Ok, how about: "Nipple Covers?"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

This is an actual product???

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

You should do as popster Pink does and wear little crosses of black electrical tape.
(I tried to find a picture of this but was so dismayed to find out this song is/was No.1 I had to give up)

― Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

If I were a girl I wouldn't have any problems possessing, as I do, the Worlds Smallest Nipples.
They've hardly got any sensation either so I feel like I'm missing out when old g/f's have tried to stimulate them... diddums.

Still, I think there's room for this product to be stocked in Marks & Sparks alongside colostomy bags etc.

― mr lovepants, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been told they work about as well as you'd want them to. Seems like a reasonable plan to me, sad though I'll be about the downturn of early-autumn nipplefests.

What's funny is my guess is that many women will have a very astute grasp of when they do and do not want the nipples poking, which in conjunction with the availability of those fake nipple-pegs conjures images of a world where women put on and take off false nipple enhancers and shielders as circumstances change (i.e. no actual nipple ever).

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"back in my day women had actual nipples that you could make out sometimes through their shirts, not these fancy Gucci nipplettes the young people are wearing now"

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabisco, you're not giving Dang a chance to say anything.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

gucci makes them in chinchilla.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer false nipples (as seen on Sex on the City) to nipple covers, but then I would, as I'm a man. If you want to wear them cause you feel self-conscious or cold, why not? I think I'd find them a mite yeach if I discovered them in the course of disrobing but yeah, I won't be disrobing you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

But N it's another layer to peel away, surely this is k-rowr

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Use whipped cream. Or silver dollar sized pancakes.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

nipple covers, the very thought makes me feel weak at the knees.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Have any members of the New Zealand contingent tried these?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

(I'm never going out for lunch again; I miss too much when I'm away.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I'm all up for nipples. Are men's nipples supposed to be sensitive? Have I been missing out?

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is going all Bloodhound Gang.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

OH - MY - GOD, J.Lu -- those things are, like, decorative! That would be way more fun to come across in a disrobing process.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

THERE IS NOTHING SEXY ABOUT POSSUMS.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

ew possum fur underwear ew ew!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Or possom nipples. Or possum-covered nipples.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Human musk + possum musk = TOO MUCH MUSK.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"i call the big one bitey."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

What about the bras that are just like two big pieces of tan tape? Are they for super-revealing dresses only or are they like actual viable options?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

It's pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I'll be back tomorrow night,
And I'll be back tomorrow night
zoo-be-zah-ba-zee-be-zah-bah...

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 10 October 2002 09:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The ones you get in Japan are much more subtle and have packaging saying "please put it on your bust". Actually I saw some for sale here today, here being NZ, and they were not made of possum fur! I feel cheated!

― alex (alex), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder if they do them in large? I have rather large nipples (about the size of a saucer) and my flat chested mate thinks it's hysterical. I'm quite proud of them actually, but it is a touch embarrassing when the get cold, coz you can't exactly miss 'em...

― Plinky (Plinky), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...

Goodbye autum nipple-fest. Hello, springtime. And what a bad time to lose my jacket..

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 9 May 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

God, I love ILE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2003/06/19/045.html

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

From Czarist autocracy to that in a hundred years. Russia, what a country!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I like looking at hard nipples showing through clothing. Male/female, whatever. Always serves to remind me that we're all sexual creatures and that we all (well, almost all) have sex lives. And then I start thinking about what that [the hard nipple] person's sex life is like and what their fantasies and limits are. And then I relalize that I've been staring for way too long and making a spectacle of myself.

So, um, does anyone else say "It's nipplin" when it's cold out?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 20 June 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Doesn't everyone? (Actually I say "nipply".)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 June 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Through some long-running joke that I can't even remember the jist of, I say 'tiddly bit nipply'

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the term bullet-nips.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 20 June 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

armor piercing?

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 20 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

What about "head-lights"?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 20 June 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Use whipped cream. Or silver dollar sized pancakes.

Or you could get extra boring and wear an actual bra. Or an undershirt.

I like the term bullet-nips.

I ran into the phrase "nipples so hard that they could cut glass" in a story once. That pleased me for some reason.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 20 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't please me when I have a linen shirt on, I tells ya.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 20 June 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*rrrrriiipppp!!!*

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 20 June 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Or you could get extra boring and wear an actual bra. Or an undershirt.

As if a bra has ever managed to cloak my "high beams."

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 20 June 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

didnt everyone of a certain age get "tit bit nipply" from nat'l lampoons xmas vacation?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 20 June 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw a possum in the alley last night. I would never *never* wear anything made of this creatures pelt anywhere close to my tender bits. ::SHUDDER::

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 21 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

smuggling peanuts

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 21 June 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and for the record, visible nips are great. Don't hide 'em girls.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 21 June 2003 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

As a new inductee into the Grand Revivalist Movement, I would like to introduce you to what I believe was my first ILE thread.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you ever try the nipple covers?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

No. And now that it's gotten colder outside (well, you see, it WAS, but lately it's been in the 80s!), I've been wearing my thicker bra. I call it WORK BRA.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

See, I only go to two extremes. I either wear a pushup bra, which hides nipples cos they are kind of heavily constructed and thick, or I don't wear a bra at all and don't really bother with the nipple coverage.

The band aid thing is weird to me, still, because wouldn't it just create square lumps?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Basically, the bandaids are a horrible idea.

I was wrong in 2002.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a good thread though, I mean they probably should make things that cover your nipples properly. Why hasn't science answered this question?

Oh, right, cos scientists are muchly male and they like to see nipples.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm all for wearing tops that show nipple forms, but not at my work. Uck.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Always serves to remind me that we're all sexual creatures and that we all (well, almost all) have sex lives

I think this should read: "...and that some people, apparently, have sex lives."

― Skottie, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The possum fur nipple covers have vanished! It's just flashlights now ;0(

― smee (smee), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Ask Janet Jackson about that.

― Stevie Poo, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

I grew up in the seventies, when Victoria's Secret catalogs were the apex of the informed adolescent counterculture, if you know what I mean. Nipples were the main event. The commercial manipulation was lost on me in favor of the sheer captivation with the female form. Today, even the most plausibly deniable purveyors of "titillation as sales vehicle" entities insist on airbrushing out the nipples. Where is the truth and purity?

― Jon, Lamenting, Monday, 15 March 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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