Drunk at the coffee shop OR wired at the bar

I find this a good way to visit these establishments. YMMV.

It can be fun, yes

wired from what?

drunk at the coffee shop is terrible.

Wired anywhere is terrible.

i'd rather be banking

while really high

stoned at the ... uh ... stoned everywhere

yes but it's supposed to be in an inappropriate place

like amsterdam

stoned in amsterdam - OHIO

see

meatshake at the juice bar

wearing a supreme court justice outfit while arguing a case in front of the supreme court

Praying at the whorehouse OR scoring at church

i had a doppelbock and then another light beer at 30th street station with my lunch (veggie sandwich) and now i am at the green line coffee shop on 40th street working on my poetry. i am the only patron and they are playing steely dan. classic

After you leave there, head over to 7th avenue and up to Rudy's

try to avoid getting hit by a cab on your way

New season of "Old Dude at the Bar" starts tonight

In tonight's episode, our hero goes to a bar in Brooklyn and meets the real Lena Dunham.

She is attracted to his stoicism.

He is pretty sure it's her.

She's wearing a lot of makeup and has a hairstyle and wardrobe that is out of date, but which might pass as the new fashion.

After exchanging looks from across the bar, during which he notices her eating a salad,

He goes with her back to her place and it's small, and filled with books and prints on the wall.

They sit on her bed and start kissing.

He notices something moving from the corner of his eye.

He turns and sees the camera.

"What the fuck!" he yells.

He turns back to Lena.

"It's true, baby," she says.

"You're on the show. "

Disgusted, he gets up and picks up his coat and goes for the door. He gets downstairs to the street and out, and then she comes up behind him.

He says, "But is it really you Lena?"

"Yes baby, it's me. And I really do want to spend the night with you."

"What?"

"Without the cameras."

Atlas chugged

the local whole foods has a cafe that sells booze and i keep joking with my wife that we should go there for an all day rager, because literally no one gets drunk there overhand it would be interesting to see if we would get asked to leave

autocorrect on a computer? thanks apple

Drinking becomes less fun when the sun goes down imho

I have thought about this and realized I completely agree.

When I order a Guinness, Bartender never fails to say “im just gonna let it settle a minute” to explain the interruption of the pour as if either 1) I’m a young dude and have never ordered Guinness before or 2) she doesn’t remember the last twenty times She’s poured me a Guinness

maybe it's just an obsessive complex phonic tic?

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Stoned at the coffee shop
vs
drunk at the bar

crying at the comic shop OR wanking on the bus

Pooping in the shower OR bathing in the toilet

stoned at the coffee shop 4life ?

Such a pretty girl but could really use a tooth brushing

Creepy old fuck who dgaf, dats me creepin’

In answer to the thread title question.
Drunk at the coffee shop: terrible, awful experience, even if it's after dark.
Wired at the bar: awesome, particularly the weird convos with pissed up randos. Plus that feeling I get from being wide awake at 2 in the morning, like I could take on the world.

Drunk and stoned at the coffee shop vs clean and sober at the bar

Coffee shop
Bar
Coffee shop
Bar

Mission: fall over

Mission accomplished