do we not have a dedicated hate on the huffington post thread?

Because this article makes me want to hang myself:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5647291?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Who writes this way? How is this happening?

I was getting a manicure the first time I learned that not all wives want to, ahem, go for a roll in the hay with their husbands. I was 16 and had picked out orange nail polish (oh, sixteen).

"2. If you want your husband to act like a man, you need to treat him like a man. Hold the eye rolls. I am not pushing for a return to the 1950′s. (Although, heaven knows an era in which low rise jeans did not exist is basically alright by me.) Women need any number of criteria met to feel loved. Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be appreciated, and they need to have sex. That is it. Really. So make or order dinner once in a while. Say thank you for the long hours spent at work with a hug and smile when he walks through the door each night. (Better yet? Smile as you hand him the kids and walk out the door for a long, much needed break.) And my goodness, let the poor man see you naked. It is astounding what a good man will do for a good woman that has made him feel loved. After a few weeks of meals and make outs, you will sit back and wonder why you didn't insist on having sex every night sooner. Talk about a small investment and big returns."

What the ever loving fuck

Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be appreciated, and they need to have sex.

I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky.

Kept waiting for the punch line but dear lord the punch line it never came.

Note to self: never marry

the punchline is that she's only 20. kinda hard to take marital advice from a 20 year old who waited till marriage to have sex.

She doesn't seem that credible on nails, either

Orange is a pretty popular nail color for summer.

one of my best friends is a feminist activist and likes junky celeb magazines, i have been trying to understand this conjunction as the reason that she finds huffpo tolerable

just1n3 otm.

http://www.meginprogress.com/about/

her husband's face doesn't take up enough of his head, I definitely would not have sex with him on a nightly basis.

must be hard to get naked in that family, everyone is wearing so much

hold the eye rolls

read the rest of the paragraph

now release the eye rolls

That's a real tall order for a paragraph that begins

Intercourse, carnal knowledge, lovemaking, knocking boots, coitus, SEX!

Megan is a monthly regularly appears on Good Things Utah, where she speaks on hot topic issues with an inclusive perspective.

can’t stop kissing her girls Margaret Zuzu and Viola Honey

Oh so she is a relative of Bob Geldof themoreyouknow.gif

massive belly lol @ the wins trifecta

xps: I didn't get to the part about Utah yet, but I definitely got that impression reading her article.

http://www.meginprogress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/meginprogresspillow.png

But if the majority of things sparkle, the bits of dust will stand out even more. Best just not to try.

"Don't clean your house; just throw glitter everywhere. WHIMSY!" -- some insufferable person, like maybe Zooey Deschanel

or just live in a nightclub bathroom

we've said all there is to say about this young woman. there are plenty more awful things we can say about the huffington post.

http://www.businessinsider.com/oh-hi-becky-farmville-tweet-goes-viral-2014-7

They shared this shit. It's amazing how unfunny that tweet is.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alexis-meads/10-qualities-of-people-who-are-great-at-relationships_b_5663049.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

5. They discover their partner's love language and use it regularly.

Have you read the book The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman? I highly recommend it for anyone who wants to improve their relationships. Basically, he argues that there are five primary love languages: Words of Affirmation, Physical Touch, Quality Time, Acts of Service and Gift Giving. When you understand your primary language and that of your partner, you can make sure you're both getting your needs met.

Is it possible to need a book to tell you how your partner processes affection?

well, if there are distinct ahem 'love languages' and you are too dense to perceive them being used directly in front of you and incapable without training of responding in kind to them, then… maybe? the promise of science!!