https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_wDZnypJTA
These are all wrong
― 龜, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 14:53 (ten years ago)
I am deeply repelled by the mango technique
And the watermelon one seems like a surefire way to cut yourself and sever an artery
― 龜, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 14:57 (ten years ago)
i thought the techniques mostly looked alright given the crappy internet presentation
― The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 14:57 (ten years ago)
Man i better never have to spend that much time cutting a fucking watermelon.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 14:59 (ten years ago)
My preferred method for watermelon is to just chop in half and eat the center out with a spoon. The rind is nature's bowl!
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 15:10 (ten years ago)
pomegranate is the only one i agree with
― just sayin, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 15:14 (ten years ago)
[number] [plural noun] you've been [gerund] wrong!
― clouds, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:50 (ten years ago)
i'm not doing anything wrong, leave me alone you fascist assholes
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:53 (ten years ago)
You shouldn't mistreat your fruit, or else it will end up in fruit heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHnwyzG7wk
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:54 (ten years ago)
otm xp
― clouds, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:54 (ten years ago)
i'll tear open a mango with my teeth and eat it crouched over like a homonid if i want, fuck off
― clouds, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:55 (ten years ago)
god the internet is so awful
― clouds, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:56 (ten years ago)
All fruit should be consumed thusly:
http://www.oocities.org/hollywood/highrise/7183/peepeat.jpg
― The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:57 (ten years ago)
if I tried that mango trick I would end up with shards of glass all over the counter and in my mango and the whole thing in the trash & me with zero mango
never
ever
going to happen
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:58 (ten years ago)
and basically LL otm, fuck off buzzfeed
The thing about the mango is that this is infinitely easier than whatever mangled glass "technique" was shown in that video
http://i.imgur.com/aHyujk0.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:25 (ten years ago)
^^^
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:33 (ten years ago)
and taking the big pit and chewing all the mango off it is one of life's rich joys, so you can put that stupid glass up yr buzzfeed
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:34 (ten years ago)
Amazingly, whenever I have wanted to eat a piece of fruit it has never once occurred to me to go to the internet to discover how to do it. O, brave new world that has such people in it.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:39 (ten years ago)
wait ppl dont eat kiwi skins?
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:43 (ten years ago)
ew no
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:47 (ten years ago)
yall are missing out shoot
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:51 (ten years ago)
O_o
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:01 (ten years ago)
http://youtu.be/eXyD10CBzG4
^^^^
Definitive video in this category.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:10 (ten years ago)
Was kinda hoping it would be a video of people smashing oranges against their foreheads.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 19:31 (ten years ago)
Used to be that was the only way to get fresh squeezed orange juice.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 19:34 (ten years ago)
The sweet sweet stinging.
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 19:40 (ten years ago)
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, August 13, 2014 2:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
Bless
― 龜, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 19:57 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/5-foods-youve-been-eating-completely-wrong-1358
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:23 (ten years ago)