Maura Hates Fun

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maura hates the following "fun" things:

- nu-girl pop stars (avril, michelle, etc.)
- sleater-kinney circle jerking
- fred durst & nu-mook culture
- obsessively quoting pop culture mainstays
- alternative weeklies
- fun

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

convince her she is wrong.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it's a very poor career decision for Maura to hate alternative weeklies.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

nitsuh how does this fit in with your anger towards indie girls who don't do anything with their lives?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

what is an 'alternative weekly'?

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

and can i eat it?

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

(i think i'm getting the hang of this)

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Lawd, Jess, get it right: it was "I don't want to date indie girls who work at video and/or vintage clothing stores and/or coffeeshops." The book and record stores were exempt, and so was vintage clothing for a while based on this one blonde girl at Fly Boutique. But they closed, so it's on again.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

nitsuh, do you hate sex?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Ask your girlfriend.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

shall i? she's making breakfast.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

more importantly, how does maura feel about viking kitties?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

maura in no rock'n'roll fun shockah!

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Maura likes Andrew WK though so that's OK.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

OH MY GOD. VIKING KITTIES **RULE**
(makes sign of devil with forefinger and pinky)

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Andrew WK the acceptable face of fun?

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

of course

― vic (vicc13), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha Jess, why do you think she hates fun? Just because she has dislikes - which I for the most also share - doesn't mean she doesn't have fun?!? Uh, I had great fun seeing Simon professing his love for Avril. It's so cuuuuuuuuute.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 10 October 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

nath, it's a joke thread, see.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

maura likes wrestling, so I'll forgive her dislike of avril et al.

apart from fred durst and fun, I dunno what the other things are, so who am I to judge?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 October 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

does maura like petting bunnies?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh heh, "petting bunnies".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I love the name Maura & viking kittens... What does Maura THINK is fun?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Hair metal.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

hair metal is great!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

jel luckily wrestling is not fun

― Josh (Josh), Thursday, 10 October 2002 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

maura is smart woman therefore no fun at all.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 11 October 2002 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

nath hates joke threads. also, fun.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 October 2002 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

nitsuh, those girls are great fun to date, um, that is, like, if any of them wanted to date me:(

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 11 October 2002 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry gareth, you're just not as much of a discerning conn-o-seur of the bottom rung of hipster chicks as our man nitsuh.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 October 2002 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

bottom rung of hipster chicks

my favourite spot on the ladder

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 11 October 2002 05:04 (twenty-three years ago)

sleater-kinney circle jerking

:-O

Shemales! I.N. S.H.O.C.K.

And sadly, this still sheds no light on their sexual prefs

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 11 October 2002 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Well Im sure Maura is a very fun loving person. I mean Maura is a girl and girls just want to have fun. Cyndi Lauper says so, so it must be true.

― gazza, Friday, 11 October 2002 07:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark S: if you haven't visited the Viking Kitten link above, you must! Trust me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 11 October 2002 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

seven years pass...

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

― turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/media/ok-go-how-state-farm-insurance-got-behind-a-viral-rock-video/19397197/

― curmudgeon, Saturday, 27 March 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

congrats to maura for being named village voice music editor!

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yep!

Maura rules.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Lol @ this is the thread that gets bumped

― i been serving humble pie since he had small faces (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

the other choices were like "are all village voice music editors this stupid" and "why does everyone on ilx like the village voice so much" and another funny one about white chicks with big butts

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

I think it's a very poor career decision for Maura to hate alternative weeklies.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, October 10, 2002

First time I get to type this: nabisco otm

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

the other choices were like "are all village voice music editors this stupid" and "why does everyone on ilx like the village voice so much" and another funny one about white chicks with big butts

lol i just bumped this thread over on ilm ^^

oops!

― thank you ilxor for starting this much needed thread (ilxor), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, awesome.

― Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

right on!

― some dude, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

congrats!

― gr8080 sings the blues (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

leaves popdust in a cloud of dust

― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 March 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

what's harvilla moving on to

― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 March 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

also congrats

― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 March 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

harvilla's moving to rhapsody, which is rhad, because now he's on my coast. also super happy for maura.

― difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

four years pass...

how is it no one bumped this thread in march 2012 when maura gave fun a 7/10

― Nick Minichino, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:37 (ten years ago)

oh because it's not in ilm

― this chump registered with his real name → (Nick Minichino), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:40 (ten years ago)

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