Sex tips from the Duggar family

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Known for their conservative courtship rules — and ever-expanding family — the “19 Kids and Counting” crew knows a thing or two about sex — and they aren’t shy when it comes to offering advice on everything from getting busy with a spouse to finding a soul mate.

The family has had a big year when it comes to relationships. Parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are expecting their fourth grandchild from newlyweds Jill and Derick Dillard, and they’re also busy planning 21-year-old daughter Jessa’s Nov. 1 nuptials to Ben Seewald.

However, they had enough time to weigh in with some sex tips.

1. You should always be available for sex.

“In your marriage there will be times you’re going to be very exhausted,” Michelle told “Today.” “Your hubby comes home after a hard day’s work, you get the baby to bed, and he is going to be looking forward to that time with you. … Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be available when he calls.”

2. A quick engagement is the way to go.

“You may not wanna push the wedding date out too far,” Jill told Page Six, “as those natural God-given desires with too much time between engagement and marriage can make it harder to remain pure.”

3. If you want to attract a ‘godly man,’ you need to be a ‘godly woman.’

“We know that a godly girl is not someone who has lived a ‘perfect’ life but is someone who has received God’s forgiveness and is seeking to put the past behind her and choosing to live every day for Him,” Jana, 24, Jessa, 21, Jill, 23, and Jinger, 20, wrote in their book “Growing Up Duggar.”

4. True love waits for sex.

“When we say true love waits, we mean that couples should not act like they’re married when they’re not or share physical intimacies that married couples share. Also, it’s important to never consider living together until you are married, as this is clearly not God’s will,” the girls wrote in their book.

5. Men can’t be awesome 100 percent of the time. Only God can.

“So many girls look to boys and marriage to give them what only God can give: satisfaction, security, happiness, fulfillment and lasting significance. Girls must realize that no man can ever give them these things 100 percent of the time,” the girls advise.

6. Be fruitful and multiply.

“Be fruitful and multiply” is Jim Bob’s No. 1 rule for a healthy marriage.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
1. You should always be available for sex. 15
5. Men can’t be awesome 100 percent of the time. Only God can. 12
2. A quick engagement is the way to go. 4
6. Be fruitful and multiply. 4
3. If you want to attract a ‘godly man,’ you need to be a ‘godly woman.’ 1
4. True love waits for sex. 1


LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:27 (ten years ago)

can't choose just 1

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:30 (ten years ago)

where is "use a condom"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:30 (ten years ago)

5. Men can’t be awesome 100 percent of the time. Only God can.

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:33 (ten years ago)

what a great line to use in everyday conversation

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:36 (ten years ago)

So what they're really saying is "You should have sex with God". Not a very practical tip imo.

Abandoned Amusement/FUN SHIRTS (seandalai), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:12 (ten years ago)

Women can't be down to fuck 100 percent of the time. Only God can.

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:15 (ten years ago)

However, they had enough time to weigh in with some sex tips.

hahaha!

these people are so gross

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:20 (ten years ago)

Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:24 (ten years ago)

NO NO NO NO NO

yarn (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:29 (ten years ago)

jinger

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:35 (ten years ago)

plz tell me one of their kids is named Dig

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:36 (ten years ago)

oh i live by rule no. 1 amirite guys http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/hand-gestures/gimme-five-smiley-emoticon.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:45 (ten years ago)

Why do all these rules seem meant to apply only to women?

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:59 (ten years ago)

I dunno, the first one works for both, amirite?

Mark G, Thursday, 25 September 2014 06:06 (ten years ago)

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Mark G, Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:35 (ten years ago)

voted #5 because it is the foundation of the proof that shows I am God

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:37 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 00:01 (ten years ago)

true love waits

ET sippin the wig (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:50 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 00:01 (ten years ago)

"sex tips from the duggar family" has been making me laugh every time i see it
who wants sex tips from a family?!

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 00:54 (ten years ago)

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-because-we-re-a-sexy-family-2.png

soref, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 00:58 (ten years ago)

omg

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 01:11 (ten years ago)

Pictured daughters are cute, but something about their expressions just makes me shiver at the thought of dating one of them.

Aimless, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 01:24 (ten years ago)

Only the one Radiohead fan, then?

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 09:42 (ten years ago)

xp: Duggar daughter number 3 (Jinger?) looks about halfway to "there is no dana, only zuul" territory.

how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 12:48 (ten years ago)

nine months pass...

cancelled

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:50 (nine years ago)

dad looks like sex crazed councilman dexhart from parks & rec

nose, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:08 (nine years ago)

Following the cancellation of "19 Kids," TLC also announced it has teamed with two prominent child-protection organizations, RAINN and Darkness to Light, for an ongoing campaign to raise awareness about child sexual abuse. The initiative will begin with a one-hour, commercial-free documentary likely airing later this summer. The documentary will feature the Duggar family, and focus on two of Josh Duggar's victims, Seewald and sister Jill Dillard.

"We look forward to working with TLC on this upcoming special documentary and hope that it is an encouragement to many," the Duggars stated on their website.

TLC added, "TLC has been especially concerned for the victims in this situation, including the Duggar family, and it is our hope that this effort will help those in need learn where to turn for information and help," the network stated.

nomar, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:22 (nine years ago)

blech

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:30 (nine years ago)

"TLC has been especially concerned for the victims in this situation, including TLC's ratings."

nomar, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:33 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

Different TV brood, more sex crimes!

http://www.people.com/article/willis-family-father-arrested-child-rape-charge

how's life, Sunday, 11 September 2016 10:29 (eight years ago)

Ummm... why did it take 12 years to start investigating?

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 11 September 2016 13:18 (eight years ago)

I think I have this thread bookmarked because the title makes me lol and it worked again!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:19 (eight years ago)


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