http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/bal-the-supreme-courts-nonruling-on-gay-marriage-commentary-20141010,0,2617179.story
^ sad and lame
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:39 (twelve years ago)
seafood pizzas gain widespread acceptance
more robots with claws instead of hands
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:40 (twelve years ago)
don't like left-to-right script? pick your own direction!!!
early to bed and early to rise no longer guarantees health
OR WISDOM
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:41 (twelve years ago)
it's not cheese, but they call it cheese anyway
up is down, but down is left, instead of up, as one would traditionally expect
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:42 (twelve years ago)
casual wednesday
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:43 (twelve years ago)
sometimes people will say they will call, but they won't
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:44 (twelve years ago)
home runs illegal
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:45 (twelve years ago)
sit where you want, wherever you want, whenever you want
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:47 (twelve years ago)
no shoes, no shirt, no problem
lady presidents
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:49 (twelve years ago)
multiple sizes variously fitting or not fitting a range of frames and body shapes
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:51 (twelve years ago)
nobody knows what an ounce really is any more, it's sad
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:51 (twelve years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Oil#Successor_companies
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)
people will make noise in the quiet car and no one will be doing anything about it
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:57 (twelve years ago)
church will change its stance on handling child molesters in-house
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:58 (twelve years ago)
all the nukes in one rocket, fired into the moon, for a laugh
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:59 (twelve years ago)
divorce will be a thing, that people can do
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)
TWO planets will be named 'pluto'
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:01 (twelve years ago)
national weather service will get sloppy
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:02 (twelve years ago)
mammals and arachnids will become alternative examples for parents who wish to explain the facts of life to their children
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:03 (twelve years ago)
people will clap weird and not ever be able to come to terms about it ever again
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:04 (twelve years ago)
you can't just hail a bus, you have to get on your knees in the road and pray for it to stop
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_tax
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)
toilets will no longer be self-updating, you will have to go into preferences and click on the box that says to check with the server for new versions
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:07 (twelve years ago)
orthography, blammo, gone
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51R8P4yzWoL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― the tune was space, Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)
farting ok
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)
one chicken, one vote
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:11 (twelve years ago)
modus ponens iffy
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:12 (twelve years ago)
http://calthomas.com/sites/default/files/home-page-content/what-works-320.jpg
― the tune was space, Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:13 (twelve years ago)
hats on men come back
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:14 (twelve years ago)
ALL the way back
neckties, wrist-ties, waist-ties, heck tie it wherever you feel is appropriate
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:15 (twelve years ago)
http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/albums/19249/homepage_large.7e252f9a.jpg
getting a Glenn-Beck-wannabe vibe from that WHAT WORKS cover photo, like a whiff of "maybe THIS will put me over the top, guys?" desperation
wonder if that groundhog is now homeless somewhere in DC, scrounging for handouts from tourists
fuck a Cal Thomas
― the tune was space, Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:16 (twelve years ago)
cadenza when thou wilt
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:17 (twelve years ago)
last name first, china-style
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:19 (twelve years ago)
& matrilineage
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:19 (twelve years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:21 (twelve years ago)
some poems will rhyme, some poems won't
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:23 (twelve years ago)
miniature train sets will have multiple, different gauges for the width of the tracks
― the tune was space, Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:24 (twelve years ago)
"burgers" will refer to both meat patties and vege patties indiscriminately
pipe holes on the BOTTOM of the bowl, YOU figure it out
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:25 (twelve years ago)
cardigans more masculine than you would have thought
maybe we can abandon the standard that we are supposed to accept the social conservative value system as merely an opposition perspective/difference of opinion and start recognizing it as a thinly veiled attempt to legitimize and institutionalize bigotry, exclusion, and ignorance
― i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:40 (twelve years ago)
also misogyny and whatever word best encapsulates "feverish opposition to critical thinking through the manipulation of education standards"
― i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)