Garth's Breakfast Bowl

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Directions
In a large skillet, melt the butter and scramble the eggs.

In a separate large skillet, cook the hash browns according to package directions.

In a third skillet, break up the sausage with a wooden spoon and cook until browned. Remove with a slotted spoon and transfer to a bowl. Cook the bacon in the same skillet until crispy, drain on paper towels, tear into pieces and set aside.

Cook the tortellini according to the package directions. Layer a large bowl with hash browns, sausage, bacon, tortellini, eggs and cheese, and serve!

Recipe adapted from Home Cooking with Trisha Yearwood (c) Clarkson Potter 2010

Poll Results

Option	Votes
One 9-ounce package cheese and roasted garlic tortellini	14
One 16-ounce bag frozen hash browns, such as Tater Tots, thawed	6
8 large eggs	1
10 ounces sharp Cheddar, grated (about 2 1/2 cups)	1
2 tablespoons butter	0
1 pound pork sausage	0
1 pound bacon	0

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

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― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

Don't worry if you can't finish it; Garth will come along later and "clean up"!

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― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

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― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

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― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)

btw wtf @ tortellini in this

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

That's good ol' down-home country tortellini to you, pardner.

― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

totally voted tortellini

― marcos, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)

stopped at frozen hash browns, such as Tater Tots, but it has to be tortellini

― marcos, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

hash browns, such as Tater Tots

― how's life, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

If the tortellini had been deep-fried, I would've voted for it.

Also, Garth Brooks' heart would have exploded.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

Don't worry if you can't finish it; Garth will come along later and "clean up"!

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

this is #1 google hit for 'tortellini breakfast'

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

this is actually an innovation.

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

You know a dream is like a river
Ever changin' as it flows
And a dreamer's just a vessel
That must follow where it goes
Trying to learn from what's behind you
And never knowing what's in store
Makes each day a constant battle
Just to stay between the shores...and

I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry
Like a bird upon the wind
These waters are my sky
I'll never reach my destination
If I never try
So now take this tortellini
and put it in my breakfast bowl

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

In the 90s Garth brought his mix of George Strait and Billy Joel to national acclaim. Now he's bringing his fusion of the KFC Famous Bowl and Olive Garden to your kitchen!

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

and now I'm glad my kitchen knows
I scrambled 8 large eggs
to make my breakfast bowl
one bag of tater tots, off-brand
i could've let them drain
but i'd have had to clean
the pan

― example (crüt), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:24 (eleven years ago)

Yes, she's my lady luck
Hey, I'm her wild card man
Together we're buildin' up a real hot hand
We live out in the country
Hey, she's my little queen of the South
Yea, we're two of a kind
Workin' on an innovative breakfast bowl that has tortellini in it

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

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― da croupier, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

lotta packages in this recipe

― j., Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

it's called 'standing on the shoulders of giants'

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

lol

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

wonder what poor soul is cleaning the two unnecessarily dirtied skillets.

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

Chris Gaines does the dishes at Garth's house

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)

Chris Gaines is a twin that Garth enslaved at a very young age for blood, organs, and post-breakfast-bowl skillet clean up

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

in a large skillet...

in a second separate skillet....

in a third separate skillet....

in a fourth skillet...

in a fifth skillet...

― marcos, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

c'mon guys you can't be cooking eggs and tots in bacon and sausage grease. it's too much. this dish is about restraint.

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

it all bursts out the same arterial wall

― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

turn on all six ranges. put six skillets on them. put packages of things in skillets and heat them. serve!

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

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― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

none of the packages can contain vegetables

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

Keep reading this as Gareth's Breakfast Bowl.

1 pound roasted human flesh

― how's life, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

Looks kinda like the cover of Royal Trux's Sweet Sixteen.

― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

Three thirty in the morning
Not a soul in sight
The city's lookin' like a ghost town
On a moonless summer night
Raindrops on the windshield
There's a storm moving in
He's headin' back from somewhere
That he never should have been
eatin' breakfast bowls
eatin' breakfast bowls

Every light is burnin'
In a house across town
She's pacin' by the telephone
In her faded flannel gown
Askin' for miracle
Hopin' she's not right
Prayin' it's the weather
That's kept him out all night
but it's breakfast bowls
but it's breakfast bowls

The breakfast bowl
Cooked on skillets hot
But now cheese grows cold
Over off-brand tots
As the blood flows on
The meal takes its toll
On her weakening heart
Garth's breakfast bowl

― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

Dying laughing at this entire thread, kudos to all!

― Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)

lolz

― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

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― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

can you add Trisha to that somehow?

or maybe it's all a thought in Trisha's mind

― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

Gonna need free ILX gold for that

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

I only pay in tortellini

― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

So many skillets.

― carl agatha, Saturday, 25 October 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

for it is truly right and just

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)

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