200 things conservatives say

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1) love it or leave it
2) drill baby drill
3) benghazi!
4) you didn't build that
5) get off my property

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:47 (ten years ago)

6) there have to be winners and losers in life

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:51 (ten years ago)

7) No.

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:55 (ten years ago)

8) States rights!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:56 (ten years ago)

9) i don't care if you're black white purple

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:57 (ten years ago)

100 some of my best friends are black

akm, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:57 (ten years ago)

9) Repeal Obamacare.

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:57 (ten years ago)

Oops--11).

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (ten years ago)

12)

http://policygrinder.com/jimmagruder/files/2011/04/govoutofmedicare.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (ten years ago)

13) Just tell me which thing I click to send an email.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (ten years ago)

14) global warmists

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:58 (ten years ago)

15) feminazis

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (ten years ago)

16) Democrat party

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (ten years ago)

17) Ronald Reagan...

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (ten years ago)

18) "libtards"

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 21:59 (ten years ago)

19) it's the parents

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:00 (ten years ago)

20) she shouldn't have gone out there looking like that

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:00 (ten years ago)

21) that's just the way things are.

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:01 (ten years ago)

22) all i know is

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:03 (ten years ago)

23) libruls

akm, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:04 (ten years ago)

24) but is the music any good?

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:05 (ten years ago)

25) Obummer

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:05 (ten years ago)

26) failed presidency (popular with both parties...)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:06 (ten years ago)

27) moonbats

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:08 (ten years ago)

28) heritage not hate

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:09 (ten years ago)

heritage is such a weird conservative buzzword around here, idgi

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:11 (ten years ago)

29) social justice warriors

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:13 (ten years ago)

30) i'll have what she's having

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:14 (ten years ago)

31) he's one of the good ones

this things i believe (art), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:16 (ten years ago)

32) school choice

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:18 (ten years ago)

33) oh boy, here we are shopping again! she sure does spend it faster than i can make it!

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:19 (ten years ago)

34) I never saw racism when I was growing up.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:20 (ten years ago)

35) Speaker Gingrich

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:25 (ten years ago)

For the many times I've seen "Get A Brain Morans" sign, I hadn't come across that "Don't Steal From My Medicare" one. That's priceless, thanks JF.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:25 (ten years ago)

36) welfare fraud
37) voter fraud

example (crüt), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:26 (ten years ago)

38) small-business owners

example (crüt), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:27 (ten years ago)

39) "the Architect"

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:29 (ten years ago)

40) https://www.bigdogs.com/

mattresslessness, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:35 (ten years ago)

41) some people are asking/saying/thinking

this things i believe (art), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:38 (ten years ago)

usually followed by leading question/statement/thought that no rational person was asking/saying/thinking before said leading question/statement/thought was posed

this things i believe (art), Monday, 10 November 2014 22:40 (ten years ago)

42) The Way Life Used to Be. (They don't use those exact words--they belong to the Supremes--but they're lurking behind a lot of what they do say.)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:43 (ten years ago)

(Of course, they lurk behind some of what I say, too--that's where our paths cross.)

clemenza, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:45 (ten years ago)

43) job creators

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 10 November 2014 23:22 (ten years ago)

44) Take our country back.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:28 (ten years ago)

45) "According to The Duck Commander..."

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:30 (ten years ago)

46) The Rolling Stones receive way too much praise and credit for everything from influence to the quality of their hooks

milord z (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:33 (ten years ago)

46) It may not be politically correct to say it, but

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:34 (ten years ago)

47) Somebody had to say it, and I'm glad it was you, Armond.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:35 (ten years ago)

49) Killing Lincoln/Kennedy/Patton/Obam...oh, shit

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:36 (ten years ago)

50) Boots on the ground

moz.gov (Clay), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:39 (ten years ago)

133. My numerous mysterious aliments have made me seem very crazy these last few years.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:56 (ten years ago)

134. Going Galt!

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:00 (ten years ago)

135 judeo Christian values

chemical aioli (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:03 (ten years ago)

136. Gary Hartpence

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:04 (ten years ago)

57) Judeo-Christian

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, November 10, 2014 5:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:04 (ten years ago)

137. "War On Christmas"

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:29 (ten years ago)

138. I'm a moderate

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:33 (ten years ago)

139. I'm a centrist

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:33 (ten years ago)

140. Our Sarah.

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:04 (ten years ago)

141. USA! USA!

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:06 (ten years ago)

142. I wonder what Kirk Cameron's been up to lately.

khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:08 (ten years ago)

143. I didn't mean I hate all government, quit twisting my words. I know police and firefighters work for local governments, and our first responders are heroes. I just meant I hate national elected officials.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:16 (ten years ago)

144. journolist

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:49 (ten years ago)

145. Love the sinner

Josefa, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 04:57 (ten years ago)

146. protect marriage

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 07:32 (ten years ago)

147. False flag!!!1!1!

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 12:21 (ten years ago)

158. red tape

joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 12:22 (ten years ago)

143. I didn't mean I hate all government, quit twisting my words. I know police and firefighters work for local governments, and our first responders are heroes. I just meant I hate national elected officials.

oh fucking christ yes "first responders"

marcos, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:34 (ten years ago)

149: "our men and women in uniform"

marcos, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:34 (ten years ago)

Did somebody already say "It's what makes American Great"?

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:35 (ten years ago)

No? Okay.

150. "It's what makes America great."

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:36 (ten years ago)

Prob should be what MADE America great rite

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:44 (ten years ago)

^^^ a variant of "American exceptionalism," which bugs me no end.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:44 (ten years ago)

151. referring to someone they don't like as "this/that individual"

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:02 (ten years ago)

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how's life, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:08 (ten years ago)

it's definitely a thing, see also "gentleman" e.g. "a hispanic gentleman"

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:09 (ten years ago)

oh, "this/that" is your substitution. I understand now.

how's life, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 16:11 (ten years ago)

152. "The ideological War On Coal..."

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 18:32 (ten years ago)

153. Obamaphone

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 18:40 (ten years ago)

154. Ground Zero Mosque

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 18:41 (ten years ago)

155. Hopey-changey ("How's that hopey-changey thing workin' out for you?")

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 23:16 (ten years ago)

156. Austrian economics.
156a. Tax breaks.

khaleeesi (Leee), Thursday, 13 November 2014 02:30 (ten years ago)

157. Can't do it, it'll hurt economic growth.
157a. Tax breaks.

khaleeesi (Leee), Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:25 (ten years ago)

158. Common Core? Morelike Communist Core!

how's life, Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:26 (ten years ago)

159. Potatoe

carot tard (rip van wanko), Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:40 (ten years ago)

154. Ground Zero Mosque

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, November 12, 2014 1:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol totally forgot about this

marcos, Thursday, 13 November 2014 18:49 (ten years ago)

160. 47 percent

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:01 (ten years ago)

161.G با من کار می کند و او از من از 7:30 صبح تا 2:00 sonned جهنم این بعد از ظهر ، به اوج خود رسید در حدود 10:20 . مستقیم از طریق من دیدم ، عمیق از طریق مزخرف . ما بالا گرفتن بودند و من شروع به اقدام فوق العاده همجنسگرا دیوانه - عوضی ساخته شیطان - نژادپرستانه جانور حالت و من به طور تصادفی رنگوارونه 7 بر روی دیوار و یک صلیب و سپس آن را پاک !!!! WTF . همه نوع عرفانی نوع سیاه پوست گه رخ داده است که بیش از حد trippy برای توصیف ، و او به من گفت دختر من متوجه شدم دیوانه بیش از حد بود و به همین دلیل ما هرگز ممکن است همراه ، و مرا متوجه نشوند من هرگز واقعا وضعیت واقعی یا قطعی زندگی هرگز خار با مرگ ، مثل او بود لعنتی جهان و من گرفتن زیر کلیک شده است، بنابراین او باید آن را مانند نقطه مقابل دام تجربه ، و به من گفت منfucktard ایمو emo برای شکل دادن ندارد و بیدمشک هستم ، و آن را بخشیدنی است اگر من یک NERD واقعی بودند. لعنتی عدم گلدان hexed من از حافظه لغزیدن بر روی 100 تن از hardrofl فراتر zings . او نیز به من و سن و قد من و تولد گفت وقتی که من او را ملاقات نمود * :؟

Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:10 (ten years ago)

I agree with at least half of that

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:16 (ten years ago)

162. legitimate rape

Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:29 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

163. Hah! Liberals can't even come up with 200 things!
163a. Tax cuts!

TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:44 (ten years ago)

164. He was resisting arrest

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 December 2014 04:01 (ten years ago)

165. Thug

Clay, Thursday, 4 December 2014 04:45 (ten years ago)

nine years pass...

"oh an ANONYMOUS source, fake news!"

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 August 2024 16:04 (nine months ago)

166. biological female

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:23 (nine months ago)

167. “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:36 (nine months ago)

168. Teach the controversy

Josefa, Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:40 (nine months ago)

169. Woke Mind Virus

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 August 2024 18:50 (nine months ago)

170. Equality of oatcomes

Josefa, Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:05 (nine months ago)

171. coastal elites

master of the pan (abanana), Sunday, 25 August 2024 21:51 (nine months ago)


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