Which Type of Taco Bell® Consumer Are You?

write-in vote for "all but Morning Hustler"

what kind of savage even thinks about eating Taco Bell before 2:00 PM

I'm an Ed-gy Cra-ver, buuu-ddy. Gettin' some grind-age while I'm weezin' the ju-uice, OWWWW.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/pauly_shore.jpg

I'm unreasonably nonplussed by the unmatched pluralism between the types

AMONG the types

Definging "edgy craver" as "desperate for sustenance and too pressed for time to stop home and even make a cheese sandwich".

Edgy Craver seems like the most fabulous, but I really need to see the full presentation deck.

edgy craver = stoner, no?

or all these stoners? I don't know even know

except that now I have "New Jack Hustler" stuck in my head, so thanks Taco Bell, that song rules

what kind of savage even thinks about eating Taco Bell before 2:00 PM

if it was possible, I would eat nothing but Taco Bell, Arby's and Dairy Queen for the rest of my life*

* approx 6 years

status feeders = i wanna see the jdate for THAT

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201353/rs_560x415-130603155618-1024.TacoBellGuy.mh.060313.jpg

Status feeder is the most enigmatic one. What does breakthrough value have to do with status? Why would anyone want status as a "feeder"?

Are they consuming their own status?

they are feeding their status, making it big and strong

Taco Bell as status symbol. I find myself unreasonably impressed when I see someone strutting down the way eating a gordita.

It the value menu. Given the one of few vegan options on long roadtrips is $0.99 bean burritos, “Fresco" style, I suppose I'm another kind of status feeder.

they are obviously seeking feeder relationships with those of higher status, which evidently has some kind of debasement-related purpose

From the background picture, I have a feeling status feeder is their imagined female opposite to dudes, value items cast as diet items or girl-sized portions.

I got the girl-sized chalupa once. Took me a week and a half to finish but soooo worth it.

voted dudes because i identify as plural

where did they think up a word like 'dudes' that is so creative word, sounds like fellows who like to have fun

FOODIE REVOLUTION
BIG EAT
BREAKFAST
BREAKTHROUGH VALUE
UNIQUE CRAVEABLE TASTE

live menos

fittingly, Old Lunch is great on this thread

What can I say, I have a passion for #almostfood.

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I love that photo of SOCIAL EXPLORER where it's a bunch of people lined up against a wall looking at their phones and not acknowledging each other's existence.

socially-savvy millennials posting yelp reviews of their taco bell experience

crunchwraps are so awesome. i'd find the more fitting thread to post this observation but ennnnhhh so much work *crunch*

i'm the type of taco bell consumer that ski base jumps with a Meximelt® in one hand and a baja blast in the other

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all the wrong dudes

i'm a lady but i voted "dudes" because they foregrounded the nachos so prominently

I forgot to vote but was gonna vote Social Explorer since I only go here so that I can document my experiences on social media like ILX

social exploration = looking up from taco at another patron who for some reason also decided to take it to stay in the dining room—and then quickly looking back down at taco

Is there a full exegesis of these categories somewhere? I really, really want to understand.