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Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:04 (ten years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Ride-Me-Hard-Take-Book-ebook/dp/B0089YLM8I/ref=pd_sim_kstore_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=0HD3V35J8YM536X71QAS

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)

We've discussed Christie Sims.

could at least have the decency to groove (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Sarah-Scary-Ferris-Wheel-Lewis-ebook/dp/B00M8HLB0Q/ref=pd_sim_kstore_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1BSBWQECVMJYB27PZHQN

"Sarah is given a new mission—to link Robert Johnson and Brittany Lee—two people she encountered while trying to bring a couple together on that irksome computer Internet dating service. Oh sure, she’d done it. Not without trial and a lot of error, but with this fresh assignment, trouble would come…she was positive.

If she hadn’t grumbled about the computer, perhaps the Lieutenant wouldn’t have ordered her to ride the Galveston Ferris wheel. She’d seen the huge rotation device built over the Gulf of Mexico, and the very thought of a ride on that monster made her nauseous.

What if she threw up on the humans?

Oh merciful heavens! Why did the Superiors give such tasks to bumbling angels anyway?"

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Dogs-Bite-romance-Club-Chrome-ebook/dp/B00NLVZUUU/ref=pd_sim_kstore_26?ie=UTF8&refRID=19VN20W5BEFTJ42RCA6T

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 20:46 (ten years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Halligan-Heroes-Dixie-Wardens-Book-ebook/dp/B00P0AKLEU/ref=pd_sim_kstore_5?ie=UTF8&refRID=07D3R0N6D1K2Q1VMER79

tyhis may be the best book title ever

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 21:30 (ten years ago)

"Sarah is a dyslexic angel who romantically links couples together, but she does it with a lot of whacky goof ups along the way."

Deverly (Bangelo), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 23:19 (ten years ago)

maybe shes actually a demon then

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)

Unfortunately, looking for fodder for this thread has given me an urge to read this.

dancing cortical homunculus (Sanpaku), Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:13 (ten years ago)

A thing I learned while in my uh previous job is that the people who read books like these on Kindle read a ton of them. Like, a book a day. The people who read books like these are also incredibly price conscious—like, one person considered $10 a splurge and generally expected to pay $1 to $4 for their romance fix of the day. Amazon's bitter negotiations with publishers are just cover; all the action is in self-published romance.

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:23 (ten years ago)

its the pron of the mind

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)

not related but a funny description

http://www.amazon.com/Plunger-Clogged-Toilets-Golden-Merchandise/dp/B00L3LLOJG/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1422045783&sr=8-15&keywords=Wooden+Cups#productDetails

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 23 January 2015 20:49 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

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