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Proof that Ally has high-ranking connections .

Oh, and feel free to post here about anything else you think is better than, well, you know...

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

talking abt sex on ile = better than sex (but how wd i know?)

― mark s, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's because my mom is a member of the Illuminati, she controls everything, including European fashion designers.

That striped shirt was WICKED COOL. I want that.

― Ally, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

caffeine, chocolates and cigarettes beat a good fuck any day

― Geoff, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A really good meal may depending on the circumstances may be the same as a really bad shag.

― anthony, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doughnuts, beautiful views, moments of joy, clarity, love.

― jel, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Raf Simmons is a Belgian designer if I am not mistaken. Wanna be famous clothes designer, either let Macca adopt you or go to Antwerp design school.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Saying things are 'beter than sex' (eg: Girls: chocolate Boys: Scoring a goal) = D U D !

That Manics shirt: it sells on market stalls / parades Milan cat- walks. Does it not?

― DavidM, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'better'. 'DUD!'

The sadness will never go away. Baby, it's here to stay.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Honestly, I'd love to buy that stripy shirt, but look at the price! I'd have to sell my medals to pay those bills.

― Ally, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MDMA combined with Ketamine

― scott, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Comparing other things to sex, favourably or unfavourably, always strikes me as a bit glib.

― Tom, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course it is, that's why people do it. From now on, I'm going to say "It's better than cigarettes!" to confuse people.

― Ally, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

opium & large gapping wounds

― valence, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how can anything, apart from chocolate/coffee, be better than cigarettes?

― Geoff, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Smoking a cigarette while having sex? (OK, so it's a bit rude).

― Emma, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Smoking a cigarette while drinking a mochachino during sex. Now that's happening.

― Ally, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And the caffeine stops you from falling asleep during the boring bits.

― Emma, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(I also dislike the "better than sex" line, it's just that I had no doubt in my mind that Ally would prefer Richey Manic fashions to sex.)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They're generally all boring bits. We should throw in a way to do lines during sex too.

And yes, I well prefer Richey Manic fashions to sex. But obviously having sex with Richey Manic would be better than Richey Manic fashions, which means that technically said top shirt is not better than sex.

― Ally, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Better than necrophilia!

― Emma, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Please note that, in the wrongfully-maligned _Office Space_, there's a scene involving sex and coffee consumption that's downright bust-a- gut hilarious. Um...yeah...

Eating a corned beef sandwich and watching TV while having sex - now THAT'S somethin'.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Isn't that a George scene from Seinfeld? Only with pastrami, not corned beef.

― Nick, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Necrophilia: now that is happening.

― Ally, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could fade away

― jel, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

passive necrophilia is this year's lesbian chic

― Geoff, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick - I'm not sure on the luncheon meat, but, yes, Seinfeld.

Geoff - since when has necrophilia EVER been remotely chic? That movie with Molly Parker notwithstanding... Oh, and that subversive pseudo-horror flick (_Necromantik_?) about gettin' it on zombie style.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

necrophilia has always been chic - the dead have been getting fucke dover for years.

― Geoff, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm just thinking - if someone were to post a necrophilia - classic or dud, then this board would hit rock bottom.

― Geoff, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Man, this board always manages to find lower and lower ground. I don't think it can actually HIT bottom - the bottom's always redefined.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think every day someone says, "Now if someone would post a question about THAT, that'd be rock bottom". It's the new "Better than sex".

― Ally, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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