Man Putting Jacket Over Puddle And Carrying Woman Across It Etiquette

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Is it still correct to do this on all occasions?

If this is physically problematic or impractical, would it be an acceptable alternative for the man himself to lie in the puddle and let the woman walk over him in a gesture of self-sacrificing love?

Is the cut-price "piggyback" option too naff?

Is the option of the woman laying down her coat and carrying the man over the puddle completely unacceptable, even for kinky purposes?

― Puddle O'Mudd, Tuesday, 15 October 2002 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish Emma were here to answer all these questions.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

ok, why put the jacket in the puddle if you're going to carry her anyway? unless you're really concerned about your own shoes.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Where is Emma? She's fallen off the stats page.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

She is in Lanzarote or something ridiculous.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I am here! In a web caff in Lanzarote! In Playa Blanca. I am not a total internet mentalist, I am only in here to email my honey. I am back off to the beach now. Hello mentalists! Wish you were here!

― Emma, Tuesday, 15 October 2002 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

You could have e-mailed us Emma. We need to know we are alright.

(How's yer honey?)

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

You're saying she doesn't mean us collectively by "her honey"? No, she'd never be so cruel.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

If it weren't for her scrupulous approach to punctuation, I'd assume she was referring to Graham.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

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