Post TV-Show Support Lines

OK, it was a bit Grand Guignol, the acting at times rivalled Harrods Food Hall for quantities of ham, the ending was ripped off Midnight Cowboy (add Jules et Jim/Quadrophenia if they'd had the guts to end it with him driving off the cliff), the music was appalling, and yet...somehow it got to me. I personally found the whole mortuary/clearing the house/standing in an empty house/funeral business extremely upsetting to watch for obvious reasons, not to mention the suicide sequence for even more obvious reasons - but I didn't switch off. I would say I have the same NUMBER of problems of equal magnitude but they are different in nature and came sequentially rather than all at once (although a lot of the time it feels like the latter).

I'm suprised they don't pop a support line up every time Janine rocks up on 'Stenders. Have you been homeless, a prostitue, a coke addict, agoraphobic stalker over the last year. If so ring our Janine Butcher support line - cos we don't believe it either.

for Eastenders it should be "if you've witnessed your betrothed caught up in one of your siblings/parents knickers and require electro-shock councelling call this helpine now" and they'd have to use it EVERY miserable week