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NY opening up the Eagle Scouts:

http://www.towleroad.com/2015/04/boy-scouts.html

What's the furthest you made it if you were in the BSA? Webelos for me, which made for all kinds of fun puns at age 10.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)

o god, i made it a week. and forget baseball camp.

surm, Friday, 3 April 2015 14:19 (ten years ago)

I could never join an organization without urges like mine.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:23 (ten years ago)

I think I made it to Webelos too.

Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 14:24 (ten years ago)

I could tie knots in every cherry stem with my tongue.

Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 14:24 (ten years ago)

it's pronounced "huevos," right?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:25 (ten years ago)

you could really do the cherry thing?? i always found that amazing

surm, Friday, 3 April 2015 14:25 (ten years ago)

Our den mother's large, mentally challenged son used to strike us randomly at meetings.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:26 (ten years ago)

Still can.

Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)

Years of saxophone.

Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)

I played clarinet. I was infamous for using the same reed for months.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:31 (ten years ago)

today's pinup: adorable Mets pitcher Jacob deGrom holding his promotional gnome statue.

https://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/degrom.jpg

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)

cello for me

surm, Friday, 3 April 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)

the barber shop for that hair for me

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)

i also played clarinet and that's gross alfred

i was in scouts until i was 11 i think - i participated in the pinewood derby. didn't love it, didn't hate it

donna rouge, Friday, 3 April 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)

pinewood derby for me too!

his hair is awesome. he's from Florida.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)

He has the face of Tebow and the hair of Scott Stapp.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)

When you put it like that, I'd almost rather Ellen's treadmill piece of trade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWu9o5zrj3g

Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 14:58 (ten years ago)

pissov xp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:59 (ten years ago)

let me be the one to honor our longstanding tradition and say:

good lord this thread title is atrocious

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 3 April 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

http://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/9XN8Jlm.gif

Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 15:37 (ten years ago)

i performed last night for the first time in years

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 12:55 (ten years ago)

it required a significant amount of vodka to get me on stage

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:07 (ten years ago)

Oh that kind of performing. The stage is the one place where I don't need vodka.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)

Lol. really? impressive. it will be easier tonight.

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:50 (ten years ago)

oh, on stage you mean

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:51 (ten years ago)

u guys! jeez i forgot we all have such dirty minds

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:52 (ten years ago)

http://media.giphy.com/media/V7xhb60efJgkw/giphy.gif

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:00 (ten years ago)

omg yes.

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:09 (ten years ago)

The episode this thread title should've taken from:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-epRekYYzoQ

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:23 (ten years ago)

just watched it!!

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)

Decent episode, Lloyd Bochner will always be Patrick Vaughn to me.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:54 (ten years ago)

i'll be over here renting Rock Hudson's Home Movies

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:55 (ten years ago)

xpost

"Decent episode, BUT..."

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:56 (ten years ago)

xxp lol i know. Patrick Vaughn -- he is my all-time favorite TV actor!!

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:56 (ten years ago)

"Why don't we all go to Emilio's?"

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:56 (ten years ago)

lolol

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:58 (ten years ago)

i was just telling La Lechera on the foofy boots thread that i now proudly own a Dorothy inspired sweater

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:59 (ten years ago)

Thank you for being a friend!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:59 (ten years ago)

yr welcome!

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 15:01 (ten years ago)

http://www.queerty.com/were-this-close-to-an-official-lego-golden-girls-20150406

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 15:09 (ten years ago)

when i made the connection the other day that Marc Cherry was behind 2 of my favorite shows of all time (GG and Desperate Housewives), it literally blew my mind.

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 15:13 (ten years ago)

Cherry only joined GG midstream I thought.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 April 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)

he just has a lot of credits for it. he did not create it, i don't believe. but he was heavily involved and credited. i watched an interview with him the other day where he was saying that at one point he wanted to do a 10-year time lapse for the plot of Desperate Housewives, and joked that "it's all about going back to The Golden Girls for me."

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)

<3

surm, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

i just burned hot cross buns

actually think my tastebuds think burnt toast is just how it tastes at this point, can't recall the last time i made toast that wasn't either charcoal or just hot bread

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)

lol toast is my favorite thing

probably bc it's the one thing i can cook! and like every other month, eggs

i just got a toaster for the office! life changed

surm, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)

i live for toasted white bread with salted butter

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 9 April 2015 14:12 (ten years ago)

fuck yea

surm, Thursday, 9 April 2015 14:21 (ten years ago)

i sometimes have buttered bread slices (no toast) w/ a bit of kosher salt as a snack

vyvyan vanse (clouds), Thursday, 9 April 2015 15:46 (ten years ago)

only if you get to wear Judy's red pumps

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)

Stevie, that sounds fun! i'm too broke NOT to go out this week, if that makes any sense at all...

surm, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:09 (ten years ago)

The IFC Center is showing Mahogany tonight, but if anything I am going to a John Wayne film at MoMA.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

ooh i shd look into IFC. i think we have an unofficial get into IFC Center for free deal here

surm, Monday, 8 June 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)

just looked into it - Mahogany sold out tonight, Diana Ross' daughter is going to be there

surm, Monday, 8 June 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

there's another barebones screening at 10

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)

today was a rough one. feeling a bit out of it tonight :| maybe i'll do some work

surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)

you guys have about 11 days to save yrself from me picking the summer thread title

j/k, ive been punished enough

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 02:17 (ten years ago)

dibs

surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 02:27 (ten years ago)

have we ever argued about derek jarman on this thread? we switched off 'sebastiane' 20 minutes in last night. very gorgeous men, very tedious everything else

donna rouge, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:47 (ten years ago)

we're providing customer/tech support for employees whose company is migrating them from XP to 8.1 and i'm just like

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/26/article-2432922-18472EF100000578-249_634x346.jpg

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:54 (ten years ago)

That's the gayest post this thread has ever seen.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:55 (ten years ago)

lol wrong thread

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:55 (ten years ago)

Yesterday was a really hyperactive day for me on Scruff and now I have a date on Friday and I'm freaking out.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)

Also getting pretty obviously catfished by some other dude (?), which is a shame b/c nice shoulders brah.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:01 (ten years ago)

he's playing with your whiskers?

I saw Jarman's The Last of England a few months ago. My only thought was, "Well, it's prettier than the real one."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:03 (ten years ago)

I got a Dear Morbz email from the Bad Muslim playmate, entirely expected.

So now I have to follow up with the even younger pianist, no later than Folsom Street East.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

I don't understand catfishing on sexy social media, plz explain

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

Well, my first thought was that you catfish people in order to get their sexy pics ... which then you would repurpose to catfish other people ... but I guess I don't get the endgame there.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

Ugh, pianists have crushed my heart the worst.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:09 (ten years ago)

The only musician I dated could really blow.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)

They've all been on the rebound.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:20 (ten years ago)

He has a Chaplin poster on his wall, which is pretty encouraging for a 21yo.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

i do not fuck w/ classical musicians at all.

every time i tried watching jubilee i fell asleep -- not his fault, i was just always exhausted.

clouds, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:38 (ten years ago)

It's funny cause it's true. Every classical musician I've either started to date or have heard friends have dated has been a train wreck.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:20 (ten years ago)

what about dancers?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:20 (ten years ago)

They're all dating yoga instructors.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:22 (ten years ago)

or philosophy majors

or poets

clouds, Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:02 (ten years ago)

i don't know that he's classical. He went to the Governors Ball outdoor fest last weekend.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)

(purely, i mean)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)

anyway, no dating. sportfucking.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 02:05 (ten years ago)

Same. Makingupforlosttimefucking.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 06:08 (ten years ago)

sounds like y'all are having fun xoxo

surm, Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:36 (ten years ago)

Well, to be clear, I haven't started yet.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:42 (ten years ago)

Makingupforlosttimefucking.

― Norse Jung (Eric H.)

likeyouneedaholeinyohead

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:43 (ten years ago)

that guy Zach who i saw once slept over the other night. i held him in my arms all night ... amongst other things. he's a sculptor in training at the local uni. it was really funnn.

surm, Thursday, 11 June 2015 18:00 (ten years ago)

We know how to sculpt muscles in Miami.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 18:06 (ten years ago)

Stop.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 18:33 (ten years ago)

annual monthlong fest; come visit plz

http://www.artnews.com/2015/06/11/dirty-looks-film-festival-returns-to-new-york-in-july/

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:42 (ten years ago)

ughhh i wish - outfest is around the corner here and they're showing, among other things, a new restoration of this japanese film i've always wanted to see:

http://www.midnighteye.com/reviews/funeral-parade-of-roses/

donna rouge, Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)

THAT MOVIE IS SO GOOD!!!!

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 11 June 2015 23:51 (ten years ago)

still haven't seen that

clouds, Friday, 12 June 2015 00:24 (ten years ago)

Stevie D otm

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Friday, 12 June 2015 01:17 (ten years ago)

i guess i haven't seen it. hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTy5O5tUnp4

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2015 03:14 (ten years ago)

hey so i made it through my super fun college reunion and even got a bj last night to top it off! woohooo go Vassar!!

surm, Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)

was there vassarline?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 01:25 (ten years ago)

he kept it simple. and left no mess!

surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)

you got some Vass!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 June 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

lol

surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 02:57 (ten years ago)

i jumped the gun! --

The strangest of the strange: it's 2015 and summer is queer°•○●□■♤♡♢♧☆

surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 05:06 (ten years ago)


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