I saw something the other day that referred to Harbor Freight tools as "horror freight" which felt like a lame stretch, but it reminded me of people calling K-Mart "came apart" which for some reason always made me lose my shit.
― joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:47 (ten years ago)
Safeway >> Slavewage
Ken's Market >> Ken's Mark-up
― lxy, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:50 (ten years ago)
Applebee's >> Crapplebee's
Chipotle >> Crapotle
TGI Fridays >> TGI Crapdays
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 13 April 2015 19:53 (ten years ago)
We like to abbreviate Grocery Outlet "Gross Out"
― "The embodiment of a milkshake" (Whitey on the Moon), Monday, 13 April 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)
Overpriced hobby shop of my youth was referred to as Create-a-Robbery.
― louie louie whoa baby imago (how's life), Monday, 13 April 2015 21:03 (ten years ago)
A friend of mine used to call Wachovia "Walk-All-Over-Ya," I always liked that. I don't think she had any particular beef with the bank, she just liked the idea of having a derogatory nickname for it.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:26 (ten years ago)
Whole Foods = Whole Paycheck
― brimstead, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:29 (ten years ago)
Taco Hell
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 April 2015 21:32 (ten years ago)
on the other hand.... Corn Dog Heaven
http://www.arktimes.com/EatArkansas/archives/2013/10/28/nostalgic-mall-eats-at-corn-dog-7
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 April 2015 21:33 (ten years ago)
circa 1984 my friend worked at Jack in the Box and always called it Gag in the Bag
― Vic Perry, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:34 (ten years ago)
hahaha
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:45 (ten years ago)